CharonX, what hast thou wrought upon mine eyes?
Pinkie BrusseBroccoCauliflower oozed out of her sickly green shed, reforming herself into a broken memory of the shape of a pony. A moist squelch bubbled up from beneath her slimy hooves as they solidified into a pastier consistency.
"Salutations, Pinkie BrusseBroccoCauliflower!" Discord emerged from the patch of mold Pinkie had been caringly nurturing on the outer side of her left foreleg. "How's the goo, girlie?"
"Sickly!" Pinkie's voice came as a haunting wheeze of wet wind. Pieces of rotting brussel sprouts splattered Discord in the face. "Just the way I like it."
Discord absorbed the debris into himself, nodding. "Excellent, excellent. Listen, how about we bake Celestia the most gruesome cake to have ever been cake'd? Right here, right now."
Celestia was found deceased under mysterious circumstances in a garbage can behind the local Chuck E. Cheese's the next day.
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God, loved the imagery here, very cool
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thanks lol
What if Pajama Sam was mayor of Ponyville?
At the risk of reviving a nine year old meme (2014 was nine years ago, huh), I must ask, what if somepony teleported bread?
The horror! The horror! (This must have been to the true origins of baked bads - AJ was framed... )
(Very neat! I feel honored, thanks :)
Does anybody even go to Chuck E. Cheese anymore? How are they still in business?
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twilight pays them hush money.
my favorite chapter in recent memory