What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?

"PINKIE!" Twilight bashed the wall of Sugarcube Corner in. She quietly shut the door before spinning around to Pinkie Pie. "How could you?"

"How could I what?" Pinkie wiped the remains of the jello she'd just eaten off her face. "Not share the jello? I'm sorryyyyyyyy! I'll save some for you next time! Ooh! Or, or, if you want, we can make more right no--"

Twilight swat the jello box out of Pinkie's hooves. "How could you be a cannibal? This stuff is made from hooves!"

"It doesn't say whose hooves, though!" Pinkie scooped the box off the floor. "Do you know whose hooves?"

Twilight rubbed her chin... with...

Her hoof.

Wait.

Her. Hoof.

Twilight looked down at her currently non-present hoof.

"Huh. My hooves."

"Don'tcha know alicorns can regenerate?" Pinkie kicked the butcher's knife aside. "The best quality jello is made using only Celestia's hooves! Why do you think she's always wearing those neato shoes?"

"What."

Pinkie stuffed a spoonful of jello in Twilight's mouth. "Shhhhhhhh, don't think about it."

Author's Note:

wtf brain

Comments

[Boltstrike58]

Wtf brain indeed. This is like the kid-friendly version of Cupcakes!

[TheMajorTechie]

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shhhhh don't think about it

[Ellery Quinn]

what if the fbi raided this fanfic?

[Rhonie8k]

Celestia deserves non regenerating hooves after what she did to that poor whale

[BezierBallad]

What if Maximillion Pegasus became a pegasus?