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I give up on trying. Have the results of my brainfart.
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/379569/Possibly+me
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/86263/Level+Dasher
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/155722/whiteoak019
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/413794/TheVoidCaller
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/185717/AvidSeason
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/251492/Starlight+Glimmer1
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/412563/Horseus+King+of+Horses
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/397468/_OtakuTsundere_
After that, what if there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?
What if you used only the exact words from the comments of this chapter to create the next chapter?
what if applejack was actually a 2 teen dragons in a pony costume
What if discord created Elements of Chaos?
What if time wasn't a linear sequence of events, but a premeditated outcome that only the divine know about and can affect in any meaningful way?
What if everyone suddenly forgot everything?
What if Swirl-Star the Stubbled—the less famous brother of Star-Swirl—did a backflip to defeat the Storm King, and saved the day?
What if Twilight’s acid trip of a fanfic was narrated not by Morgan Freeman, but by none other than Brock (if you don’t know that Pokémon character, then I guess Doofenshmirtz would work for the role.)
The following is narrated in the voices of either Brock from Pokemon, or Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb:
"Storm King!" Swirl-Star the Stubbled boomed from atop his army of Sweetie Giraffes, "I have come to bargain!"
Oh wait, wrong franchise.
Swirl-Star proceeded to backflip onto the Storm King, crushing the villain instantly and saving the day with the power of 'holy crap you landed like a meteorite on that poor soul'.
And because the author does not remember how Grubber acts and didn't bother to pull up the wiki pages necessary for re-learning this character aspect, Grubber will now simp for the Storm King.
"Oh, my beautiful Storm King, how dare you, you horrid beast they call Swirl-Star the Stubbled! The One I wished to spend eternity and beyond with has perished because of your vile actions! Curses be upon you, Swirl-Star, for my One and Only Stormie Warmie has ceased his warmth! I will forever on strike swords and blades at your name when I lay upon the corpse of my beloved, in hopes of another dreamless slumber!"
And because he witnessed this ridiculousness, Swirl-Star proceeded to reset everyone's collective brains.
"DISCOOOOORD!"
"I'm howling at the moon!" Discord yeeted the newly-minted Elements of Chaos at the sequence of events that started at this moment and ended with Grubber simping for the Storm King like there's no tomorrow because I've lost all grasp of even the definition of sanity itself.
"Y'all. Howdy howdy. Apples good." Applejack, who in reality was two teenage dragons in a pony costume waltzed onto the scene in a stunning grape-themed tutu.
Twilight Sparkle stared at the suggestion to use only the words from the comments of the previous chapter. It could not be done, unfortunately, and so she banished herself to the sun. Perhaps the next chapter may see the use of this suggestion.
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Lol
I feel like that's the whole writing process for this fic.
(That's not a dig, I promise)
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it is the whole writing process for this fic, I can promise you taht
Ah, chaos. Good old chaos to help me wind down after I ran in circles at a wedding because I had 2 sips of Red Bull, which somehow affected me more than the entire can I had later. That was my first experience with energy drinks other than coffee and Mountain Dew, if those count. That was fun. I also did a sword fight with my brother. Except we used thin pieces of cardboard because we didn’t have swords. I won because I broke my brother’s sword. I’m gonna try to get a quote from my brother to put in this comment. His quote is “Shut up.” Probably because it’s almost two in the morning.
What if there was a somewhat sane chapter to give the author a break from all this? I feel the need to suggest this because of... uh... all of this.
Also, since my brother’s quote wasn’t all that good, have some Major League Cornhole quotes. “Airmail” “Will this be a repeat of the cornholemania back in March?” “He throws lasers for his airmails” “Safer version of airmail”. I forget what an airmail is. All I know is that major league cornhole is the best sport to watch. The sheer absurdity is amazing.
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*panicked confusion noises*
Interesting.
So… how is this the first chapter written in synonyms?
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i haven't started yet lol
Coward.
Though the chapter title is certainly accurate.
10906743
oh yeah, same actually
so let me ask, how is to dont have sanity anymore?
10906765
slam face on keyboard.
repeatedly.
I read all non-dialog in doofenshmirtz voice, That was incredible! More crackfics and regular comedic one-shots should give a specific narrator voice!