• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?

Author's Note:

Rated E for EEEEEEEEEE-- :raritywink:, The Spy of the Tiger!

"...and so, therefore, being a non-human creature, yet equally sapient as one, it would make greater sense for Asimov's Laws of Robotics to be clarified into speaking of sapient beings, rather than humans specifically!"

The microwave beeped (impatiently).

"Gah-- you never listen!" Twilight slammed her hot pocket into its waiting interior. "Whatever. You don't possess the intelligence to interpret my words, anyway.

~~~Meanwhile, in a secret FBI EBI building somewhere in Canterlot...~~~

Twilight's EBI agent shed a single tear at the mare's rude remarks.

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