What If...

by TheMajorTechie

the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?

Author's Note:

Do you like forklifts, The Spy of the Tiger?

"WHERE DID YOU GET A FORKLIFT?! HOLY BUCK."

Celestia grinned, careening past Raven in the halls of Canterlot Castle. Luna followed close behind before skewering the wall in front of her on the forklift.

Comments

[superfun]

What if everypony was Rainbow Dash

[Zapper Frost]

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I AM THOU, THOU ART I!

[Yoshifan30]

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[Zapper Frost]

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Ok?

[Horseus lord of horses]

What if everypony did the flop?

[Boltstrike58]

Who's asking? Discord?

[Phantune]

Behold! A completely satirical description of everyone in the comment section!

TheMajorTechie: The author, created this abomination intending for it to be serious. Wrote a joke chapter and gained popularity because of it, so he decided to roll with it, look how that turned out. He writes serious fics too, but if you're reading this, that's not what you're here for.

Zapper Frost: A veteran, been here for quite a while. Seems to be the most insane person here and takes pride in that. Gets featured a lot, probably because of the mutual insanity they share with the author.

Level Dasher: The actually sane one who only acts crackheaded when suggesting chapter ideas. Nothing more to say.

Possibly me: The one we don't know much about since they only ever comment (if at all) to suggest chapter ideas. But inferring from their Discord profile picture and that their suggestions are all wild af they can be viewed as crackheaded like the rest of us.

Yoshifan30: New in town, so they haven't been properly established. They like Yoshi (duh) so they haven't actually suggested anything other than the obvious "what if Yoshi was in Equestria".

Starlight Glimmer1: They confessed to kidnapping and hiding Starlight Glimmer2 so we've been trying to take them in for questioning. If you have any information on their whereabouts, please let us know.

Amfstudios: enthusiastic, gets featured occasionally but they seem to be on the tame side (at least compared to Zapperfrost).

AnobliviousAuthor: Doesn't comment much, the only person here to ever suggest multiple chapter ideas in the same comment (not very important, but I had to put something here).

Superfun: Got here a few chapters ago, but I think they were here a while back. Too lazy to go and check, so you've been labeled as a newbie, welcome to the crew!

SociallyAwkwardDashite: who?

Horseus lord of horses: Currently in jail for time crimes, so I can't really say anything about them at the present moment.

Boltstrike58: saw them here a while back but they haven't shown up in a while, as far as I'm concerned, they stopped reading the story.

Did I miss anyone?

[TheMajorTechie]

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If you look through the old comment pages, you can find some of the old regulars that have since either gone inactive on this story or left the site entirely. :)

[Yoshifan30]

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I'm assuming you never played Persona 5 because the way that phrase you said sounds like it came from Persona 5

[Phantune]

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That would take too long to remain in the same chapter, the most recent two I can recall are Pixelmoon and Alectra2444, but I don't think I could accurately describe either.

[TheMajorTechie]

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true

[Horseus lord of horses]

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I'm on Parole!! Get your facts straight!!

[Zapper Frost]

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You are only wrong on one detail, TheObliviousAuthor is not the only one to have put multiple suggestions in one comment, but other than that as far as I'm aware it's pretty much accurate :)

[Zapper Frost]

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Nope, never played any of the Persona games, I only know the quote from the internet (didn't even know it was from Persona until I saw your comment and looked it up)

[Phantune]

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Oh, thanks. :)

[Yoshifan30]

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Oh ok to be honest I never played the game either I only saw a play through game on YouTube because he was in Super Smash Brothers ultimate

[The Spy of the Tiger]

This is not OSHA approved behavior, but it is still a certified Caterpillar T70C automatic forklift transmission moment.

Which got me thinking, what if there was an NSFW bar where everyone just commited OSHA violations?

[Possibly me]

What if anyone without wings could fly, and vice versa?

[Horseus lord of horses]

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Wouldn't that make Rainbow Dash G3 Rainbow Dash? I mean G3 Rainbow doesn't fly, but on the bright side she'd still have her G4 personality.

[Possibly me]

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The description of me made me realize that I behave the same way in real life. Asking dumb questions, acting deranged, and never revealing my true motive.