What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?

Author's Note:

Whow, that flew in quickly. I remember it now, but it's now what the previous chapter said it was. The roasts and burns were just jokes, not story ideas.

Also, Fluttershy's brief butt-collecting song goes to the tune of this:

Go to the thirteen second mark.

"Look at this butt, isn't it neat?" Fluttershy began to sing as she wiggled her plot in Twilight's face.

"Fluttershy, what are you--"

"Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?" the pegasus continued, opening a door into a room full of her animals.

"Fluttershy, seriously," Twilight continued, "I don't see anything different. They're still animals."

"Ooh no," Fluttershy cooed, lifting up a squirrel and shoving it's tiny butt in Twilight's face, "It's my butt collection!"

"What."

Comments

[TheMajorTechie]

8019220 Exactly.

[TheMajorTechie]

8019344 But I remembered what it was and wrote it!

[ChAoS pOnY]

You know, my theory that the author plays poker with his meds and loses on regular occasions is starting to actually make sense.

[TheMajorTechie]

8019372 Nah. This is actually normal for me.