• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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the royal security guards were insecurity guards?

Author's Note:

You scare me sometimes, The Spy of the Tiger.

jk. :raritywink:


Any o' y'all interested in checking out one of my more serious works?

"HALT. WHO GOES THERE?"

The stallion frowned, stepping closer to the door. "I've come to see the Princess."

"oh, I'm comING TO seE tHE PRIncESs!" the guard mocked. "What sorta business does a punk like you have with the Princess? You need somepony to hold your hoof? You need a blankie?"

"I--"

"OH CELESTIA," the guard sobbed, "I'M PROJECTING MYSELF ON OTHERS AGAIN!"

He promptly ran away, crying.

Nopony speaks of him.

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