The Spy of the Tiger has empowered me to give weird names to all the ponies!
Ceiling Fan lit her horn. "Comically Large Spoon, watch the castle while I head out and get some stuff."
Comically Large Spoon, though he's not a pony, could not escape the clutches of having his name changed. He rolled his eyes. "Fine."
"Thanks!"
Ceiling Fan teleported away.
"Ding Dong, Fry Oil #420, how'd it go helping Tall, Dark & Handsome the Second with the harvest?"
Ding Dong yawned. "Could've been... maybe 20% more exciting."
Fry Oil #420 hid behind her mane as usual. "I might've gotten a little distracted by the creatures I found burrowing around the orchard."
"My, you two are absolutely filthy!" Garden Salsa gasped. "Would you like to join me at the spa later? I'm sure you two are quite worn after such a task."
"Ooh, did somepony say spa day?" USB Type-C cable burst out of a nearby dollar store. "I'll join too!"
Ceiling Fan turned her head to the dollar store. Which was weird, 'cause Equestria's currency was bits. What was a dollar, anyway?
No matter. Ceiling Fan wandered inside and bought a frozen corn dog.
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How did she do that if she doesn't have a dollar?
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magic.
and crime!
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Twibright is now a criminal overlord
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That's a uh... that's a what if suggestion by the way
What if Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?