Horseus lord of horses has committed an act of heresy against the great Sweetie Giraffe.
"NOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE SHORT!"
Rarity pat her sister on the head. "Sweetie, you've always been short."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--"
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What if Scootaloo was a Kangaroo? What if Applebloom was an apple computer?
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...Scootaroo? :)
Oh I never said Sweetie Giraffe was never tall. All I did was ask if she was never tall. You were the one who decided she was never tall. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a religious army I have to escape.
Ta ta fellas.
What if sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?
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A bat you say?
Such a thing is impossible. The only possible explanation is everything else being scaled up.
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Perhaps. Or perhaps everything else were lying on the floor except for Sweetie Giraffe. Or maybe Sweetie Giraffe was just standing up on her hind legs till she went back on her forelegs. Maybe Sweetie Giraffe was just an allegory of a Giraffe, which was the tallest creature in the world. But how could a Giraffe be tall if it was never taller than a mountain?
10572754
Sounds adorable!