I blame Amilition.
Nightmare Moon groaned, rubbing her head as she brushed the moon-dust off of herself.
Moon dust.
The alicorn jerked her eyes to the lunar sky, staring back at the marble-like planet she stood on moments prior.
Suddenly, a strange, curvy, yellowish-green thing floated into her vision, thonking her in the face hard enough to temporarily smack the Nightmare Moon out of Luna.
"Whuh... bluh?" Luna drooled, very likely concussed from the impact, "Wazzzzz dat a banan???"
Her shaky magic reached out for the banacumber, pulling it back to her. Luna stared at the strange hybrid food, a look of confusion on her face.
"Issa cucumber." One voice in her head dismissed.
"Nuuuuu nu nu nu. It banan!" Another voice argued.
"'Sa CUKE!"
"NU. BANAN!"
"CUKE."
"BANAN."
"EVIL!" Nightmare Moon's voice cackled, also moderately concussed from the projectile banacumber. "YOU. DARKNESS. NIGHT. FOREVER!"
With an anticlimactic pop, Luna turned back into Nightmare Moon, and let the banacumber drift away into space again as she turned her mind back to sulking for a thousand years.
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...Wat
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idk.
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Is a banacumber... tats all er ish oo it
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Pitcher 2: wat he say
Pitcher 1: he said yes!
Pitcher 2: hell ye- why are u putting that gun in your mouth
Pitcher 1: *bites down* what u say?
Pitcher 2: is that a chocolate gun?
Pitcher 1: *chews* yea, but i added drugs to it, why?
Pitcher 2: u need to stop your addiction
Pitcher 2: we'll be back for another pitch
Pitcher 1: *snorts* FUCK YEA WE'LL BE BACK FOR ANOTHER ONE!
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Coming this summer
*buda du du da*
One girl undercover in Afghanistan
*buda du du da*
Has to save the world from total annihilation
*explosion*
Welcome to Sunset Shimmer's life as a CIA undercover agent. All was not well when a evil man planed on destroying the world.
"I'll kill you all!"
Now Sunset has to travel to Afghanistan to stop him. Well she be able to stop him or will her fears over come her.
*Sunset riding a motorcycle through an explosion off a bridge onto a train.*
"You can count on me."
Coming this summer the most action pact movie of all time. Critics even rate it 97% on rotten apples.
*shows title sequence*
What if - it started rain books
Like this but with books
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ideas
1. what if westeros ended up in equestria
2. what if laren faust ended up in equestria during the Christmas special and turns out to be lunas and celestias long lost mom?
what if Trixie was adopted instead of dashie in my little dashie?
3. what if rainbow dash told pinkie pie of her nightmare and is comforted by pinkie instead of attacking pinkie in rocket to insanity?
4. the human and rainbow dash from my little dashie got married instead of being daddy and daughter?
5. the mane 6 save mufasha from the lion king and expose scar of his treachery
Pitcher 2: happy Thanksgiving everyo-
*Pitcher 1 crashes through the fucking window*
Pitcher 1: *slurs* happy *burp* Thanksgiving u little shits
Pitcher 2: are you drunk?
Pitcher 1: ... no
Pitcher 2: ok, tell the time
Pitcher 1: *looks at clock for a few seconds* im not drunk. U want to catch these hands little man? I'll fight u right here right now
Pitcher 2: u are drunk. Anyways we want to wish u a happy Thanksgiving
Pitcher 1: *clock breaks* what i tell u? U dont mess with me
Pitcher 2: god damn it
What if the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?
Pretty please?
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o no.