• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?

Author's Note:

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days, Possibly me!

"WHY IS LOAF SMOL?" Sweetie Giraffe boomed, "UNACCEPTABLE. MUST DESTROY."

Breadboi yelped, grabbing his lil' scooter and zooming off.

"NO RUN. COME HERE," Sweetie trot after the sentient bread, shooting eye-lasers the entire time and burning down all of Canterlot on a whim. "BURN BREAD."

Breadboi was promptly yeeted by an unfortunately-placed party cannon right on top of Sweetie Giraffe's head.

Sweetie Giraffe stopped, staring at the top of her head.

"BREAD AS HAT ACCEPTABLE."

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