• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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the laws of physics had to be enforced?

Author's Note:

Mooom, I broke the physics again! The Spy of the Tiger made me do it!

Discord drank a cup of tea, leaving the tea floating in the air as the porcelain cup slipped down his throat.

"HALT! PHYSICS POLICE! OPEN UP!" the sound of hooves pounding on the door filled the air.

Discord rolled his eyes down a bowling alley and got a strike. He set down the tea and opened the door.

"You have violated laws on the maintaining of solids in a solid state when outside of their melting point, Mister Discord," the mare scribbled furiously on the ticket before sticking it on the draconequus' muzzle. "You know that that is a 100-bit fine."

Discord retrieved his eyes from the bowling alley and tossed 100 bits at the mare in the smallest denomination possible. As one can expect, she is now buried up to her neck in bits.

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