What If...

by TheMajorTechie

potatoes were rare?

Author's Note:

Decokelow is responsible for this disaster.

"Would you like some fries with that?" Kween Crispalistht droned over the McChangeling's ordering kiosk. "Or is that all you're ordering toda--"

"YES OH DEAR CELESTIA THANK YOU YES, I WILL HAVE ALL OF THE FRIES!" Twilight shrieked. "GODS ABOVE, HAVE I BEEN STARVED OF POTATOES."

"Okay, okay, geez..." Crispalistht groaned. "What size would you like? We have small and medium fries, but we don't have enough left for a large."

Twilight's eye twitched. She proceeded to vanish from her care with a twinkle of light.

---

"Hey." Twilight pinned Crispalistht against the wall. "By royal decree, I demand your potato-based products. This is a new tax."

Kween Crispalistht closed her eyes and groaned again. "You know what? Just end me."

"Ah, there are the fries!" Twilight wandered off in some unknown direction, taking only a few seconds between devouring every last fry in the fryer and teleporting away.

---

"I-it's... beautiful!" Potatojack, distant cousin of Applejack's cousin, sniffed. "The only potato I've grown. This will surely feed the family 'til spring!"

A lavender muzzle emerged from the air and consumed the potato whole before slipping away again.

Potatojack fell to her knees and screamed.

Comments

[Scyphi]

What if there were no more potatoes left?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

Potatojack deserves it for only growing one single potato for an entire season.

[Starlight Glimmer1]

What if Equestria was a Minecraft world?

[GodzillaSpino]

What if the dinosaur that jumped out of Celestia's tea for no reason many a chapter ago finally returned?

[DecoGalileo]

I knew hay fries would be here. *brings Neighsay in* Did you need fries from that?