Horseus King of Horses has sentenced you to tartar sauce.
i'm tired of living through all these historic events.
"TO THE TARTAR PITS WITH YOU!" pony devil, AKA Sweetie Giraffe clone #69420 boomed. "FOR EACH OF YOUR CRIMES, ANOTHER BUCKET OF TARTAR SAUCE SHALL BE ADDED."
"Oh, golly, oh no!" Cozy Glow gasped. "Not the tartar sauce!"
"TARTAR SAUCE." Sweetie Giraffe boomed as the Tartar Pit began to fill with sauce. "FOREVER."
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What if they escaped Tartarsauce by climbing Dew Mountain?
I see why "May you live in interesting times," was considered a curse.
Well, beats being turned to stone for all eternity. Or does it?
If Cozy was a unicorn, they’d use mayonnaise instead of tartar sauce.
What if Sweetie Belle from EG was also a giraffe?
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Mayonnaise is a ingredient in tartar sauce.
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Oh it is?
Curse my lack of condiment knowledge—
What if Spike was replaced with Spyro?