• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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spears of asparagus were viable weapons?

Author's Note:

R-E-E-E, it's Possibly me!

"Muahaha!" King Sombra boomed over the cowering populace of the Crystal Empire. "Equestria lies in ruins. Your princesses have been slaughtered. I--"

A choked gasp escaped his mouth as Scootaloo shoved the spear of asparagus deeper into his back.

And that's how King Sombra was defeated (again) (again). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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