• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?

Author's Note:

Starkice desires sweets.

Pinkie Cake sat on the counter of Sugarcube Corner. A customer wandered in, eyeing the giant cake in front of him.


Red Velvet Pie hit tripped over herself again and landed face-first on the pavement. She didn't make a sound, as cakes normally aren't able to do so, so why change now? She stood up again on wobbly legs, taking a tentative step forward. Ponies parted ways for the strange, hobbling mare--they didnt dare question why she was so determined to reach Twilight's castle despite her clumsiness.


Maud Cake sat on a rock. Her tough exterior left many beaks of scavenging birds dulled and and useless.

Boulder the rock candy sat equally unmoving atop Maud.


Bundt Pie continued to scream as he stepped in another puddle. For some reason bundt cakes can now canonically scream.

"I'M GETTING SOGGYYYYYYYYYYY!"


Limestone Cake choked another pony to the ground. Why are ponies trying to eat cakes made of rock?


Ice Cream Pie served another scoop of ice cream to the filly standing in front of her. The filly's mother raised a brown considering how Ice Cream Pie took it the scoop out of herself, but otherwise didnt say a word.


Marble Cake sat quietly under a table.


Sponge Cake waves at SpongeBob. Theybare friends. :)


Octavio Cake.


Pinkie Pie gasped as the pie-to-cake spell wore off. The skeleton in front of her fell apart.

wtf

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