• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?

Author's Note:

Anything but the forklifts, Starlight Glimmer1!

"Haha!" Cozy Glowtruck cackled from inside her forklift mech. "You can't stop me because I'm forklift certified!"

Twilight looked up and down the towering behemoth of shuddering forklifts. One popped off the hip and rocketed off into the horizon.

"Yeah okay we're beat." Twilight turned around. "C'mon girls let's go get some ice cream."

Queen Chrysalis swerved in front of Twilight, stopping her from taking another step. She wiggled her brows. "Need a ride?"

Twilight raised a brow. She lit her horn and forcefully raised the brows of her friends as well.

Chrysalis slapped the back of her seat with a hole-y hoof. "You ain't fighting us, so we're buds now. This bad boy can fit all of your pony weirdos in it."

And so Twilight and her friends got on Chryssi's forklift and drove off to the local McDonald's where they quickly found out that the ice cream machine was broken. Chrysalis cackled the entire way back.

Meanwhile I think Tirek and King Sombra are forklift-fighting.

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