twidash1993 put the potato there.
Rarity sprung awake from her Fainting Couch™, gasping for air. It was a peculiar dream that she'd had, consisting entirely of Twilight Sparkle making furiously playing music with a plastic straw and a cup of McDonalds Sprite.
Also, she apparently had a potato on her horn.
Rarity, I mean.
Sweetie Belle, the not-a-giraffe one, wandered into the room. She immediately spotted the potato on her sister's horn.
"Ah, it's time for the harvest!"
Rarity shrunk back from the remark. "Harvest? Whatever do you mea--"
Sweetie plucked the potato off Rarity's horn and trot off to the kitchen, where she proceeded to immediately light said potato on fire.
Page generated in 0.074 seconds
Total duration
1,013 users online
1,669,817 hits today, 2,280,440 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
And that's how French fries are made, kids.
Twist don't pull. #Unicorn_Life #Egghead_Problems #Prank_remedies
Great, now I want french fries.
11211829
Bop it.
What if Rarity was Rare Tea?
What if Rarity and Applejack had very different, but equally passionate thoughts on whether Marty Robbins or Johnny Cash is a better country music singer?
What if Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?
It's true I did.
What if Fluttershy's brother treated her the way she treats him in canon?