What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Princess Celestia became a goat?

Author's Note:

AnObliviousAuthor. Goat. 👆

"Sister, sister!" Luna galloped into the throne room. "Celly! The Equestrian populace is upon the steps of our grand palace! They demand a democracy and the end of our imperial rule!"

Celestia continued to chew on the drapes. They were delicious.

"This is no time to dawdle!"

The Sun Princess swallowed and began her work on the next set of drapes. Or... actually, no, the tapestry looked particularly appetizing on this fine evening.

A distant crash echoed across the throne room.

"Sister!" Luna picked up Celestia and threw her out the window, drapes still fluttering behind her as she soared. "Be free!"

She spun around to face the peasantry.

"NO ITEMS, FOX ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION," the peasant at the very front of the flock screeched, pointing a hoof at Luna. "YOU WON'T."

"OH HO HO, I MOST ASSUREDLY WILL!" Luna boomed in return.

Comments

[Scyphi]

What if the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?

[The Spy of the Tiger]

What if Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?

[Lulamoon-Crystal]

Uh… We ask bizarre stuff in the comments?

What if Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?

Or what if Pinkie was singing the forgotten theme song of MLP G1 and combined both G4 and G1’s worlds?

[ScopingLandscape]

Welp. There's an idea.

What if Luna duke it out with the peasants over a game of high-stakes poker?