- Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie
What If...
written by TheMajorTechie
PreviousChapters NextClose - Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
- What if...404 words
- Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
- Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
- Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
- Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
- Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
- Gummy Could Talk?566 words
- Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
- Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
- Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
- The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
- Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
- Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
- Equestria was OP?1,008 words
- Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
- Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
- Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
- Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
- A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
- Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
- The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
- Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
- A raging sh*t demon happened?88 words
- The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
- the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
- the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
- this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
- Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
- Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
- There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
- King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
- Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
- Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
- Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
- somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
- fanfics were canon?188 words
- the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
- Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
- Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
- Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
- Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
- every Princess was Trump?89 words
- the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
- Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
- Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
- Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
- Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
- The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
- Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
- Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
- Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
- the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
- The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
- the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
- The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
- Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
- Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
- the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
- Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
- the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
- a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
- Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
- The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
- Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
- The author had homework to do?32 words
- Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
- The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
- Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
- Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
- Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
- Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
- Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
- Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
- An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
- Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
- This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
- Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
- The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
- The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
- The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
- There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
- Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
- The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
- Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
- ...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
- Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
- The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
- Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
- A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
- Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
- Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
- The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
- Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
- Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
- Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
- The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
- Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
- Randomness happened?25 words
- Randomness happened 2?321 words
- This fic became meta?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
- Randomness Happened 3?54 words
- The author got Netflix?11 words
- Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
- Space Cats?44 words
- Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
- The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
- The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
- The author now cannot sleep?40 words
- Randomness happened 4?43 words
- The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
- Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
- THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
- Randomness happened 5?88 words
- The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
- It was all a simulation?219 words
- Spike was a goldfish?24 words
- Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
- Randomness happened 6?38 words
- The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
- Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
- Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
- The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
- Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
- Flubbadub?46 words
- Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
- This fic didn't exist?9 words
- Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
- Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
- The Great Potato War happened?291 words
- Homework happened?47 words
- Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
- Celestia was a salespony?38 words
- Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
- Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
- There was no such thing as beds?83 words
- Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
- Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
- The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
- Sammichachu?239 words
- all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
- guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
- The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
- An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
- Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
- Luna had a startling realization?83 words
- The CEILING was lava?127 words
- LUNA was lava?143 words
- Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
- Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
- Applesauce?87 words
- Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
- LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
- Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
- NOT late night update?45 words
- The author was tired and sick?83 words
- The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
- All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
- Princess Baguette?419 words
- Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
- The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
- Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
- Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
- Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
- Homework day?160 words
- Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
- The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
- Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
- Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
- Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
- Terrible writing?84 words
- Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
- Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
- Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
- Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
- WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
- This?1 words
- I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
- Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
- Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
- Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
- Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
- Super secret project?46 words
- Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
- ROFLcopter?46 words
- Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
- Ponies were stupid?19 words
- PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
- Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
- The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
- Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
- Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
- Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
- Applejack's parents never died?126 words
- Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
- Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
- The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
- A thing happened?112 words
- Sneak peek?566 words
- Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
- villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
- THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
- Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
- REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
- HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
- Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
- Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
- what if what if what if what if...?16 words
- Alpaca of darkness?35 words
- Heccbochs?81 words
- Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
- Minions came to Equestria?34 words
- MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
- all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
- Asparagus?36 words
- Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
- Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
- Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
- the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
- Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
- all ships became canon at once?9 words
- ponies discovered memes?2 words
- the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
- Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
- Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
- you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
- the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
- Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
- the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
- Randomness happened 7?15 words
- Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
- Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
- Twilight read Twilight?17 words
- Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
- Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
- Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
- the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
- format C:?13 words
- Crows!34 words
- Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
- Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
- Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
- Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
- Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
- Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
- Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
- the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
- crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
- Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
- Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
- the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
- it started rain books?46 words
- Chapter name narrative?136 words
- Tech abuse?15 words
- Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
- Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
- Discord helped?81 words
- RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
- the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
- Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
- Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
- Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
- Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
- Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
- Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
- it started all over again?456 words
- the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
- the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
- The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
- AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
- Flashfic entry?150 words
- Mad Libs time?74 words
- Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
- Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
- addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
- characters googled themselves?21 words
- Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
- Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
- HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
- Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
- Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
- Chapter 288?487 words
- TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
- Fanta in Equestria?173 words
- Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
- the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
- Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
- Randomness happened 8?83 words
- Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
- blep?7 words
- √169≠13?47 words
- every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
- there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
- Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
- Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
- Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
- Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
- Holy heckin' heck?23 words
- the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
- Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
- Big OOF!?17 words
- ♧☆●□~?31 words
- the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
- all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
- Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
- Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
- Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
- Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
- Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
- Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
- Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
- A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
- 420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
- Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
- Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
- Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
- I can try?77 words
- HTML test thing?26 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
- 100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
- Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
- I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
- Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
- Randomness happened 9?262 words
- Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
- Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
- Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
- Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
- It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
- Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
- Rickroll?40 words
- Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
- Scarf?24 words
- Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
- Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
- Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
- there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
- Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
- Banassacre?39 words
- Randomness happened 11?116 words
- The Hole?63 words
- Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
- Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
- Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
- Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
- Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
- Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
- Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
- Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
- Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
- idk, stuff happened?112 words
- Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
- Chapter 365?453 words
- Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
- The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
- the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
- Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
- Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
- Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
- it was still all a simulation?596 words
- Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
- hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
- tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
- wings were replaced with hands?13 words
- inverted table?35 words
- every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
- the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
- Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
- Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
- Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
- Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
- Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
- the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
- the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
- Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
- yams?156 words
- Twilight Starchle?94 words
- Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
- Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
- randomness #whatever?82 words
- randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
- Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
- Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
- Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
- Late Pi day?86 words
- there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
- sleep was never a thing?51 words
- ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
- the doorknob was square instead?89 words
- March 32nd?25 words
- Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
- all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
- all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
- Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
- regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
- ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
- randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
- Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
- Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
- Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
- ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
- Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
- pigeon?53 words
- you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
- Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
- Everything was on fire?63 words
- Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
- this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
- Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
- the screaming never stopped?46 words
- spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
- Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
- words were done literally?71 words
- what if, but long?247 words
- Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
- Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
- Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
- everything was opposite for a day?68 words
- everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
- Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
- T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
- Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
- zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
- Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
- Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
- Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
- The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
- Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
- quicksand?41 words
- water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
- breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
- Everyone was named Phil?101 words
- the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
- There was no chapter today?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
- a secondary moon apped?88 words
- inverted unicorn?23 words
- running gag?42 words
- pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
- Jorts?32 words
- unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
- hekdoejen?33 words
- prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
- “What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
- the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
- Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
- prison break?65 words
- Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
- Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
- heat wave?56 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
- a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
- the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
- the Cake family was a lie?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
- the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
- a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
- Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
- the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
- Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
- Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
- every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
- 95% of everything was on fire?60 words
- Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
- Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
- Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
- everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
- the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
- Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
- nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
- the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
- noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
- the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
- metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
- Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
- floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
- every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
- Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
- moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
- Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
- Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
- running gag battle royal?171 words
- Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
- Raridash trash?35 words
- two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
- Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
- the author finally snapped?54 words
- Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
- sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
- every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
- the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
- the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
- they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
- Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
- every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
- Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
- the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
- yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
- Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
- Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
- twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
- Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
- the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
- everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
- the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
- Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
- an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
- the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
- Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
- Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
- the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
- story concept: Strands?556 words
- It was all a simulation?535 words
- Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
- Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
- the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
- The Conversion Burro?65 words
- Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
- Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
- Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
- Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
- Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
- Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
- Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
- Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
- story concept: The Oracles?189 words
- XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
- Scootaroo?41 words
- sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
- Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
- Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
- Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
- Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
- Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
- the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
- the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
- Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
- the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
- Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
- Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
- Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
- 2020 didn't end?38 words
- everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
- every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
- dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
- story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
- Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
- everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
- somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
- Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
- Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
- Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
- Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
- Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
- Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
- an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
- Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
- Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
- Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
- something about background ponies?91 words
- Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
- story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
- Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
- Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
- Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
- the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
- Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
- a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
- everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
- Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
- Story pitch: Deeps658 words
- this is g5?70 words
- Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
- everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
- Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
- late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
- Applejack got a tank?57 words
- the pony are mad?125 words
- Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
- Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
- Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
- Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
- nothing?132 words
- something happened?105 words
- PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
- Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
- Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
- Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
- angel is a devil?106 words
- Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
- Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
- the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
- Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
- the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
- Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
- Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
- all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
- Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
- Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
- Twilight was tech support?79 words
- Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
- we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
- communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
- Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
- salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
- the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
- Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
- there never was a what if question?62 words
- Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
- Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
- Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
- rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
- everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
- Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
- the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
- Discord was bored?37 words
- sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
- Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
- The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
- Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
- Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
- Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
- Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
- Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
- existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
- Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
- Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
- all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
- Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
- there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
- Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
- world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
- Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
- Spike was a dragon?15 words
- Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
- Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
- Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
- Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
- Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
- the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
- MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
- the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
- Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
- Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
- Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
- the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
- the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
- Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
- stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
- Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
- a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
- Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
- they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
- ice turned into NMM?76 words
- Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
- Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
- Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
- Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
- nothing happened for once?29 words
- Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
- memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
- Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
- Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
- Pipp lost her phone?62 words
- Pipp DID get taller?1 words
- bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
- bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
- Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
- Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
- life is a video game?117 words
- Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
- Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
- Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
- zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
- Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
- argyle was still alive?39 words
- Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
- Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
- dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
- 0 word chapter?1 words
- pies and cakes switched places?203 words
- someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
- saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
- Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
- saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
- if what?44 words
- Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
- Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
- just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
- Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
- MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
- My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
- the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
- mayonnaise?144 words
- Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
- Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
- Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
- Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
- instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
- Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
- boss music started playing?80 words
- Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
- pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
- the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
- Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
- Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
- someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
- Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
- nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
- spike wake up in among us ?54 words
- Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
- Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
- Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
- smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
- Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
- the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
- Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
- we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
- Zombies?24 words
- Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
- zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
- What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
- Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
- someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
- it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
- Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
- Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
- Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
- Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
- Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
- Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
- Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
- Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
- the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
- Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
- .....why?48 words
- Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
- they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
- Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
- Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
- Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
- Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
- the giant robot broke down?52 words
- Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
- become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
- Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
- What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
- the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
- Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
- Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
- Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
- Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
- Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
- Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
- Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
- it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
- Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
- the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
- all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
- Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
- the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
- the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
- Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
- Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
- Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
- someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
- Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
- Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
- the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
- the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
- Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
- Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
- potatoes were rare?193 words
- Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
- the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
- one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
- Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
- Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
- Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
- Gummy got dentures?32 words
- Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
- Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
- Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
- Sunny Scarstout?24 words
- man door hand hook car door?186 words
- Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
- Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
- like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
- ......what???93 words
- Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
- tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
- Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
- Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
- the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
- the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
- bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
- PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
- Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
- Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
- someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
- Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
- they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
- Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
- the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
- a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
- Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
- Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
- the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
- Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
- the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
- the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
- the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
- cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
- in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
- twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
- Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
- Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
- Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
- Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
- Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
- eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
- the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
- Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
- Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
- Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
- Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
- ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
- Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
- Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
- Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
- ShadOwObolts?59 words
- Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
- the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
- Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
- Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
- someone stole his maracas?54 words
- rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
- someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
- Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
- Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
- Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
- Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
- Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
- Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
- Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
- this story turned seven years old?700 words
- there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
- twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
- all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
- Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
- Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
- Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
- instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
- the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
- Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
- Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
- Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
- we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
- Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
- a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
- Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
- the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
- more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
- nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
- Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
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- Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
- It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
- there was more dakka?65 words
- there was LESS dakka?74 words
- there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
- there was too much dakka?71 words
- Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
- Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
- Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
- the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
- Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
- This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
- Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
- somepony teleported bread?133 words
- Celestia was so eepy?133 words
- the author did a serious chapter?329 words
- Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
- Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
- instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
- Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
- Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
- Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
- Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
- Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
- the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
- Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
- Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
- Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
- Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
- the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
- the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
- every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
- Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
- Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
- this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
- the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
- Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
- Twilight was a glizard?108 words
- interjections interjected themselves?151 words
- Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
- Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
- Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
- everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
- Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
- Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
- applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
- Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
- when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
- Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
- an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
- when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
- the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
- Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
- Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
- pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
- Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
- there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
- The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
- Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
- Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
- Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
- the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
- Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
- Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
- the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
- equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
- the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
- one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
- Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
- Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
- the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
- Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
- Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
- Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
- something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
- the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
- Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
- Twilight pondered her orb115 words
- Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
- Spike pondered his cube?126 words
- a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
- the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
- Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
- that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
- Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
- that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
- Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
- Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
- Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
- the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
- the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
- everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
- Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
- Twiggles found a green bean56 words
- Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
- Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
- every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
- Every What If Was Canon?180 words
- Limit Break: 1001198 words
- a finale?1,828 words
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- Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
- What if...404 words
- Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
- Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
- Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
- Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
- Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
- Gummy Could Talk?566 words
- Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
- Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
- Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
- The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
- Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
- Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
- Equestria was OP?1,008 words
- Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
- Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
- Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
- Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
- A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
- Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
- The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
- Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
- A raging sh*t demon happened?88 words
- The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
- the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
- the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
- this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
- Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
- Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
- There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
- King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
- Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
- Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
- Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
- somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
- fanfics were canon?188 words
- the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
- Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
- Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
- Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
- Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
- every Princess was Trump?89 words
- the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
- Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
- Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
- Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
- Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
- The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
- Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
- Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
- Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
- the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
- The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
- the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
- The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
- Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
- Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
- the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
- Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
- the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
- a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
- Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
- The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
- Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
- The author had homework to do?32 words
- Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
- The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
- Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
- Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
- Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
- Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
- Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
- Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
- An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
- Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
- This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
- Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
- The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
- The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
- The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
- There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
- Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
- The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
- Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
- ...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
- Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
- The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
- Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
- A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
- Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
- Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
- The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
- Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
- Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
- Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
- The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
- Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
- Randomness happened?25 words
- Randomness happened 2?321 words
- This fic became meta?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
- Randomness Happened 3?54 words
- The author got Netflix?11 words
- Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
- Space Cats?44 words
- Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
- The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
- The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
- The author now cannot sleep?40 words
- Randomness happened 4?43 words
- The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
- Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
- THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
- Randomness happened 5?88 words
- The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
- It was all a simulation?219 words
- Spike was a goldfish?24 words
- Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
- Randomness happened 6?38 words
- The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
- Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
- Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
- The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
- Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
- Flubbadub?46 words
- Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
- This fic didn't exist?9 words
- Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
- Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
- The Great Potato War happened?291 words
- Homework happened?47 words
- Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
- Celestia was a salespony?38 words
- Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
- Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
- There was no such thing as beds?83 words
- Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
- Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
- The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
- Sammichachu?239 words
- all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
- guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
- The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
- An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
- Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
- Luna had a startling realization?83 words
- The CEILING was lava?127 words
- LUNA was lava?143 words
- Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
- Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
- Applesauce?87 words
- Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
- LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
- Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
- NOT late night update?45 words
- The author was tired and sick?83 words
- The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
- All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
- Princess Baguette?419 words
- Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
- The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
- Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
- Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
- Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
- Homework day?160 words
- Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
- The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
- Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
- Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
- Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
- Terrible writing?84 words
- Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
- Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
- Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
- Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
- WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
- This?1 words
- I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
- Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
- Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
- Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
- Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
- Super secret project?46 words
- Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
- ROFLcopter?46 words
- Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
- Ponies were stupid?19 words
- PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
- Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
- The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
- Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
- Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
- Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
- Applejack's parents never died?126 words
- Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
- Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
- The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
- A thing happened?112 words
- Sneak peek?566 words
- Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
- villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
- THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
- Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
- REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
- HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
- Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
- Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
- what if what if what if what if...?16 words
- Alpaca of darkness?35 words
- Heccbochs?81 words
- Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
- Minions came to Equestria?34 words
- MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
- all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
- Asparagus?36 words
- Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
- Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
- Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
- the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
- Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
- all ships became canon at once?9 words
- ponies discovered memes?2 words
- the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
- Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
- Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
- you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
- the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
- Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
- the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
- Randomness happened 7?15 words
- Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
- Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
- Twilight read Twilight?17 words
- Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
- Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
- Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
- the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
- format C:?13 words
- Crows!34 words
- Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
- Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
- Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
- Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
- Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
- Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
- Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
- the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
- crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
- Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
- Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
- the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
- it started rain books?46 words
- Chapter name narrative?136 words
- Tech abuse?15 words
- Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
- Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
- Discord helped?81 words
- RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
- the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
- Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
- Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
- Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
- Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
- Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
- Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
- it started all over again?456 words
- the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
- the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
- The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
- AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
- Flashfic entry?150 words
- Mad Libs time?74 words
- Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
- Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
- addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
- characters googled themselves?21 words
- Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
- Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
- HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
- Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
- Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
- Chapter 288?487 words
- TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
- Fanta in Equestria?173 words
- Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
- the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
- Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
- Randomness happened 8?83 words
- Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
- blep?7 words
- √169≠13?47 words
- every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
- there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
- Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
- Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
- Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
- Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
- Holy heckin' heck?23 words
- the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
- Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
- Big OOF!?17 words
- ♧☆●□~?31 words
- the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
- all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
- Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
- Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
- Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
- Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
- Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
- Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
- Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
- A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
- 420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
- Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
- Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
- Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
- I can try?77 words
- HTML test thing?26 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
- 100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
- Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
- I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
- Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
- Randomness happened 9?262 words
- Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
- Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
- Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
- Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
- It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
- Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
- Rickroll?40 words
- Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
- Scarf?24 words
- Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
- Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
- Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
- there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
- Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
- Banassacre?39 words
- Randomness happened 11?116 words
- The Hole?63 words
- Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
- Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
- Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
- Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
- Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
- Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
- Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
- Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
- Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
- idk, stuff happened?112 words
- Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
- Chapter 365?453 words
- Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
- The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
- the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
- Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
- Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
- Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
- it was still all a simulation?596 words
- Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
- hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
- tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
- wings were replaced with hands?13 words
- inverted table?35 words
- every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
- the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
- Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
- Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
- Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
- Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
- Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
- the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
- the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
- Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
- yams?156 words
- Twilight Starchle?94 words
- Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
- Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
- randomness #whatever?82 words
- randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
- Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
- Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
- Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
- Late Pi day?86 words
- there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
- sleep was never a thing?51 words
- ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
- the doorknob was square instead?89 words
- March 32nd?25 words
- Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
- all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
- all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
- Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
- regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
- ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
- randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
- Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
- Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
- Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
- ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
- Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
- pigeon?53 words
- you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
- Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
- Everything was on fire?63 words
- Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
- this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
- Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
- the screaming never stopped?46 words
- spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
- Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
- words were done literally?71 words
- what if, but long?247 words
- Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
- Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
- Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
- everything was opposite for a day?68 words
- everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
- Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
- T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
- Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
- zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
- Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
- Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
- Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
- The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
- Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
- quicksand?41 words
- water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
- breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
- Everyone was named Phil?101 words
- the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
- There was no chapter today?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
- a secondary moon apped?88 words
- inverted unicorn?23 words
- running gag?42 words
- pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
- Jorts?32 words
- unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
- hekdoejen?33 words
- prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
- “What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
- the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
- Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
- prison break?65 words
- Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
- Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
- heat wave?56 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
- a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
- the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
- the Cake family was a lie?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
- the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
- a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
- Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
- the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
- Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
- Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
- every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
- 95% of everything was on fire?60 words
- Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
- Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
- Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
- everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
- the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
- Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
- nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
- the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
- noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
- the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
- metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
- Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
- floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
- every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
- Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
- moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
- Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
- Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
- running gag battle royal?171 words
- Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
- Raridash trash?35 words
- two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
- Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
- the author finally snapped?54 words
- Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
- sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
- every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
- the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
- the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
- they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
- Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
- every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
- Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
- the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
- yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
- Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
- Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
- twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
- Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
- the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
- everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
- the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
- Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
- an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
- the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
- Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
- Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
- the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
- story concept: Strands?556 words
- It was all a simulation?535 words
- Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
- Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
- the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
- The Conversion Burro?65 words
- Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
- Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
- Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
- Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
- Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
- Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
- Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
- Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
- story concept: The Oracles?189 words
- XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
- Scootaroo?41 words
- sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
- Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
- Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
- Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
- Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
- Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
- the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
- the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
- Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
- the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
- Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
- Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
- Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
- 2020 didn't end?38 words
- everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
- every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
- dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
- story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
- Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
- everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
- somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
- Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
- Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
- Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
- Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
- Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
- Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
- an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
- Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
- Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
- Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
- something about background ponies?91 words
- Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
- story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
- Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
- Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
- Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
- the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
- Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
- a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
- everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
- Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
- Story pitch: Deeps658 words
- this is g5?70 words
- Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
- everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
- Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
- late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
- Applejack got a tank?57 words
- the pony are mad?125 words
- Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
- Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
- Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
- Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
- nothing?132 words
- something happened?105 words
- PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
- Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
- Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
- Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
- angel is a devil?106 words
- Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
- Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
- the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
- Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
- the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
- Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
- Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
- all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
- Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
- Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
- Twilight was tech support?79 words
- Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
- we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
- communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
- Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
- salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
- the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
- Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
- there never was a what if question?62 words
- Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
- Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
- Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
- rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
- everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
- Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
- the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
- Discord was bored?37 words
- sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
- Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
- The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
- Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
- Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
- Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
- Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
- Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
- existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
- Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
- Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
- all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
- Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
- there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
- Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
- world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
- Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
- Spike was a dragon?15 words
- Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
- Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
- Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
- Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
- Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
- the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
- MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
- the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
- Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
- Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
- Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
- the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
- the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
- Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
- stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
- Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
- a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
- Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
- they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
- ice turned into NMM?76 words
- Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
- Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
- Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
- Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
- nothing happened for once?29 words
- Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
- memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
- Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
- Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
- Pipp lost her phone?62 words
- Pipp DID get taller?1 words
- bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
- bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
- Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
- Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
- life is a video game?117 words
- Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
- Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
- Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
- zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
- Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
- argyle was still alive?39 words
- Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
- Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
- dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
- 0 word chapter?1 words
- pies and cakes switched places?203 words
- someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
- saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
- Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
- saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
- if what?44 words
- Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
- Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
- just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
- Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
- MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
- My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
- the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
- mayonnaise?144 words
- Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
- Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
- Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
- Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
- instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
- Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
- boss music started playing?80 words
- Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
- pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
- the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
- Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
- Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
- someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
- Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
- nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
- spike wake up in among us ?54 words
- Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
- Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
- Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
- smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
- Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
- the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
- Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
- we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
- Zombies?24 words
- Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
- zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
- What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
- Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
- someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
- it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
- Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
- Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
- Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
- Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
- Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
- Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
- Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
- Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
- the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
- Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
- .....why?48 words
- Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
- they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
- Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
- Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
- Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
- Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
- the giant robot broke down?52 words
- Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
- become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
- Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
- What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
- the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
- Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
- Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
- Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
- Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
- Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
- Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
- Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
- it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
- Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
- the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
- all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
- Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
- the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
- the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
- Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
- Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
- Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
- someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
- Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
- Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
- the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
- the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
- Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
- Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
- potatoes were rare?193 words
- Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
- the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
- one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
- Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
- Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
- Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
- Gummy got dentures?32 words
- Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
- Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
- Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
- Sunny Scarstout?24 words
- man door hand hook car door?186 words
- Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
- Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
- like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
- ......what???93 words
- Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
- tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
- Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
- Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
- the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
- the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
- bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
- PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
- Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
- Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
- someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
- Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
- they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
- Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
- the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
- a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
- Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
- Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
- the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
- Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
- the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
- the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
- the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
- cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
- in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
- twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
- Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
- Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
- Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
- Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
- Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
- eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
- the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
- Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
- Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
- Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
- Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
- ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
- Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
- Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
- Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
- ShadOwObolts?59 words
- Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
- the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
- Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
- Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
- someone stole his maracas?54 words
- rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
- someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
- Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
- Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
- Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
- Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
- Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
- Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
- Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
- this story turned seven years old?700 words
- there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
- twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
- all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
- Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
- Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
- Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
- instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
- the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
- Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
- Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
- Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
- we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
- Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
- a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
- Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
- the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
- more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
- nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
- Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
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- Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
- It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
- there was more dakka?65 words
- there was LESS dakka?74 words
- there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
- there was too much dakka?71 words
- Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
- Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
- Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
- the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
- Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
- This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
- Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
- somepony teleported bread?133 words
- Celestia was so eepy?133 words
- the author did a serious chapter?329 words
- Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
- Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
- instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
- Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
- Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
- Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
- Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
- Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
- the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
- Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
- Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
- Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
- Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
- the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
- the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
- every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
- Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
- Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
- this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
- the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
- Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
- Twilight was a glizard?108 words
- interjections interjected themselves?151 words
- Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
- Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
- Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
- everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
- Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
- Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
- applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
- Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
- when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
- Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
- an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
- when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
- the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
- Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
- Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
- pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
- Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
- there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
- The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
- Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
- Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
- Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
- the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
- Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
- Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
- the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
- equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
- the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
- one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
- Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
- Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
- the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
- Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
- Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
- Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
- something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
- the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
- Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
- Twilight pondered her orb115 words
- Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
- Spike pondered his cube?126 words
- a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
- the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
- Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
- that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
- Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
- that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
- Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
- Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
- Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
- the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
- the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
- everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
- Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
- Twiggles found a green bean56 words
- Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
- Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
- every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
- Every What If Was Canon?180 words
- Limit Break: 1001198 words
- a finale?1,828 words
Author's Note:
Midnight Moon took the rest of the bullets away.
"NO!" Twilight screeched, her hoof finally feeling the bottom of the now-empty box of ammo. "NO MORE DAKKA!"
"Twilight, I am... concerned." Celestia finally began, "Do you sincerely need this much... what is it that you call it--dakka?"
"YES!"
Celestia shook her head as she nudged the still-smoking muzzle aside to sit on the edge. "Twilight, this is now an intervention. You need to get help."
"THE ONLY HELP I NEED IS MORE DAKKA."
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- Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
- What if...404 words
- Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
- Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
- Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
- Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
- Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
- Gummy Could Talk?566 words
- Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
- Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
- Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
- The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
- Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
- Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
- Equestria was OP?1,008 words
- Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
- Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
- Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
- Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
- A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
- Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
- The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
- Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
- A raging sh*t demon happened?88 words
- The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
- the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
- the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
- this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
- Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
- Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
- There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
- King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
- Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
- Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
- Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
- somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
- fanfics were canon?188 words
- the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
- Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
- Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
- Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
- Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
- every Princess was Trump?89 words
- the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
- Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
- Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
- Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
- Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
- The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
- Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
- Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
- Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
- the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
- The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
- the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
- The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
- Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
- Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
- the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
- Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
- the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
- a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
- Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
- The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
- Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
- The author had homework to do?32 words
- Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
- The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
- Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
- Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
- Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
- Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
- Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
- Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
- An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
- Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
- This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
- Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
- The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
- The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
- The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
- There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
- Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
- The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
- Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
- ...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
- Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
- The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
- Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
- A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
- Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
- Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
- The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
- Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
- Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
- Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
- The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
- Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
- Randomness happened?25 words
- Randomness happened 2?321 words
- This fic became meta?105 words
- Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
- Randomness Happened 3?54 words
- The author got Netflix?11 words
- Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
- Space Cats?44 words
- Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
- The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
- The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
- The author now cannot sleep?40 words
- Randomness happened 4?43 words
- The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
- Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
- THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
- Randomness happened 5?88 words
- The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
- It was all a simulation?219 words
- Spike was a goldfish?24 words
- Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
- Randomness happened 6?38 words
- The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
- Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
- Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
- The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
- Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
- Flubbadub?46 words
- Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
- This fic didn't exist?9 words
- Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
- Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
- The Great Potato War happened?291 words
- Homework happened?47 words
- Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
- Celestia was a salespony?38 words
- Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
- Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
- There was no such thing as beds?83 words
- Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
- Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
- The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
- Sammichachu?239 words
- all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
- guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
- The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
- An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
- Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
- Luna had a startling realization?83 words
- The CEILING was lava?127 words
- LUNA was lava?143 words
- Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
- Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
- Applesauce?87 words
- Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
- LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
- Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
- NOT late night update?45 words
- The author was tired and sick?83 words
- The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
- All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
- Princess Baguette?419 words
- Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
- The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
- Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
- Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
- Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
- Homework day?160 words
- Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
- The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
- Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
- Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
- Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
- Terrible writing?84 words
- Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
- Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
- Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
- Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
- WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
- This?1 words
- I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
- Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
- Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
- Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
- Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
- Super secret project?46 words
- Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
- ROFLcopter?46 words
- Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
- Ponies were stupid?19 words
- PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
- Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
- The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
- Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
- Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
- Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
- Applejack's parents never died?126 words
- Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
- Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
- The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
- The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
- A thing happened?112 words
- Sneak peek?566 words
- Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
- villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
- THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
- Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
- REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
- HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
- Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
- Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
- what if what if what if what if...?16 words
- Alpaca of darkness?35 words
- Heccbochs?81 words
- Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
- Minions came to Equestria?34 words
- MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
- all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
- Asparagus?36 words
- Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
- Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
- Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
- the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
- Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
- all ships became canon at once?9 words
- ponies discovered memes?2 words
- the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
- Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
- Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
- Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
- you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
- the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
- Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
- the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
- Randomness happened 7?15 words
- Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
- Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
- Twilight read Twilight?17 words
- Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
- Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
- Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
- the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
- format C:?13 words
- Crows!34 words
- Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
- Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
- Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
- Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
- Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
- Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
- Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
- the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
- crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
- Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
- Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
- the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
- it started rain books?46 words
- Chapter name narrative?136 words
- Tech abuse?15 words
- Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
- Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
- Discord helped?81 words
- RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
- the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
- Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
- Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
- Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
- Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
- Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
- Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
- it started all over again?456 words
- the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
- the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
- The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
- AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
- Flashfic entry?150 words
- Mad Libs time?74 words
- Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
- Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
- addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
- characters googled themselves?21 words
- Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
- Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
- HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
- Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
- Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
- Chapter 288?487 words
- TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
- Fanta in Equestria?173 words
- Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
- the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
- Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
- Randomness happened 8?83 words
- Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
- blep?7 words
- √169≠13?47 words
- every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
- there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
- Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
- Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
- Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
- Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
- Holy heckin' heck?23 words
- the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
- Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
- Big OOF!?17 words
- ♧☆●□~?31 words
- the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
- all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
- Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
- Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
- Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
- Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
- Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
- Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
- Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
- A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
- 420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
- Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
- Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
- Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
- I can try?77 words
- HTML test thing?26 words
- Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
- 100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
- Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
- I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
- Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
- Randomness happened 9?262 words
- Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
- Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
- Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
- Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
- It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
- Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
- Rickroll?40 words
- Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
- Scarf?24 words
- Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
- Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
- Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
- there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
- Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
- Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
- Banassacre?39 words
- Randomness happened 11?116 words
- The Hole?63 words
- Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
- Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
- Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
- Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
- Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
- Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
- Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
- Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
- Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
- idk, stuff happened?112 words
- Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
- Chapter 365?453 words
- Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
- The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
- the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
- Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
- Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
- Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
- it was still all a simulation?596 words
- Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
- hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
- tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
- wings were replaced with hands?13 words
- inverted table?35 words
- every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
- the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
- Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
- Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
- Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
- Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
- Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
- the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
- the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
- Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
- yams?156 words
- Twilight Starchle?94 words
- Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
- Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
- randomness #whatever?82 words
- randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
- Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
- Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
- Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
- Late Pi day?86 words
- there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
- sleep was never a thing?51 words
- ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
- the doorknob was square instead?89 words
- March 32nd?25 words
- Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
- all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
- all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
- Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
- regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
- ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
- randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
- Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
- Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
- Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
- ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
- Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
- pigeon?53 words
- you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
- Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
- Everything was on fire?63 words
- Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
- this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
- Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
- the screaming never stopped?46 words
- spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
- Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
- words were done literally?71 words
- what if, but long?247 words
- Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
- Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
- Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
- everything was opposite for a day?68 words
- everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
- Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
- T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
- Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
- zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
- Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
- Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
- Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
- The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
- Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
- quicksand?41 words
- water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
- breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
- Everyone was named Phil?101 words
- the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
- There was no chapter today?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
- Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
- a secondary moon apped?88 words
- inverted unicorn?23 words
- running gag?42 words
- pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
- Jorts?32 words
- unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
- hekdoejen?33 words
- prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
- “What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
- the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
- Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
- prison break?65 words
- Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
- Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
- heat wave?56 words
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
- a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
- the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
- the Cake family was a lie?41 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
- the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
- a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
- Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
- the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
- Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
- Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
- every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
- 95% of everything was on fire?60 words
- Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
- Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
- Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
- everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
- the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
- Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
- nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
- the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
- noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
- the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
- metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
- Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
- floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
- every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
- Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
- moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
- Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
- Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
- Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
- running gag battle royal?171 words
- Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
- Raridash trash?35 words
- two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
- Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
- the author finally snapped?54 words
- Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
- sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
- every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
- the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
- the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
- they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
- Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
- every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
- Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
- the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
- yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
- Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
- Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
- twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
- Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
- the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
- everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
- the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
- Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
- an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
- the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
- Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
- Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
- the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
- story concept: Strands?556 words
- It was all a simulation?535 words
- Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
- Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
- the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
- The Conversion Burro?65 words
- Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
- Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
- Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
- Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
- Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
- Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
- Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
- Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
- story concept: The Oracles?189 words
- XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
- Scootaroo?41 words
- sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
- Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
- Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
- Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
- Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
- Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
- Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
- the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
- the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
- Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
- the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
- Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
- Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
- Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
- 2020 didn't end?38 words
- everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
- every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
- dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
- story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
- Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
- everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
- somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
- Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
- Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
- Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
- Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
- Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
- Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
- an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
- Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
- Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
- Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
- something about background ponies?91 words
- Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
- story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
- Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
- Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
- OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
- Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
- the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
- Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
- a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
- everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
- Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
- Story pitch: Deeps658 words
- this is g5?70 words
- Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
- everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
- Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
- late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
- Applejack got a tank?57 words
- the pony are mad?125 words
- Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
- Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
- Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
- Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
- nothing?132 words
- something happened?105 words
- PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
- Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
- Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
- Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
- angel is a devil?106 words
- Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
- Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
- the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
- Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
- the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
- Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
- Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
- all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
- Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
- Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
- Twilight was tech support?79 words
- Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
- we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
- communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
- Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
- salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
- the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
- Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
- there never was a what if question?62 words
- Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
- Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
- Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
- rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
- everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
- Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
- the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
- Discord was bored?37 words
- sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
- Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
- The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
- Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
- Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
- Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
- Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
- Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
- existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
- Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
- Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
- Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
- Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
- all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
- Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
- there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
- Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
- world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
- Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
- Spike was a dragon?15 words
- Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
- Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
- Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
- Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
- Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
- the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
- MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
- the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
- Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
- Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
- Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
- the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
- the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
- Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
- stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
- Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
- a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
- Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
- they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
- ice turned into NMM?76 words
- Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
- Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
- Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
- Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
- nothing happened for once?29 words
- Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
- memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
- Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
- Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
- Pipp lost her phone?62 words
- Pipp DID get taller?1 words
- bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
- bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
- Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
- Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
- life is a video game?117 words
- Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
- Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
- Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
- zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
- Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
- argyle was still alive?39 words
- Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
- Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
- dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
- 0 word chapter?1 words
- pies and cakes switched places?203 words
- someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
- The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
- saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
- Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
- saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
- if what?44 words
- Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
- Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
- just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
- Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
- MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
- My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
- the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
- mayonnaise?144 words
- Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
- Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
- Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
- Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
- instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
- Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
- boss music started playing?80 words
- Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
- pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
- the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
- Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
- Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
- someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
- Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
- nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
- spike wake up in among us ?54 words
- Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
- Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
- Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
- smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
- Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
- the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
- Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
- we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
- Zombies?24 words
- Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
- zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
- What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
- Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
- someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
- it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
- Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
- Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
- Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
- Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
- Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
- Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
- Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
- Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
- the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
- Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
- .....why?48 words
- Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
- they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
- Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
- Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
- Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
- Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
- the giant robot broke down?52 words
- Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
- become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
- Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
- What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
- the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
- Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
- Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
- Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
- Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
- Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
- Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
- Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
- it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
- Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
- the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
- all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
- Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
- the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
- the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
- Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
- Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
- Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
- someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
- Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
- Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
- the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
- the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
- Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
- Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
- potatoes were rare?193 words
- Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
- the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
- one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
- Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
- Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
- Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
- Gummy got dentures?32 words
- Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
- Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
- Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
- Sunny Scarstout?24 words
- man door hand hook car door?186 words
- Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
- Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
- like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
- ......what???93 words
- Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
- tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
- Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
- Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
- the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
- the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
- bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
- PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
- Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
- Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
- someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
- Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
- they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
- Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
- the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
- a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
- Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
- Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
- the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
- Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
- the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
- the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
- the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
- cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
- in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
- twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
- Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
- Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
- Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
- Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
- Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
- eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
- the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
- Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
- Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
- Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
- Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
- Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
- ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
- Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
- Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
- Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
- ShadOwObolts?59 words
- Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
- the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
- Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
- Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
- someone stole his maracas?54 words
- rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
- someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
- Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
- Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
- Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
- Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
- Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
- Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
- Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
- Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
- this story turned seven years old?700 words
- there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
- twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
- all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
- Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
- Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
- Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
- instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
- the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
- Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
- Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
- Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
- we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
- Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
- a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
- Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
- the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
- more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
- nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
- Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
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- Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
- It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
- there was more dakka?65 words
- there was LESS dakka?74 words
- there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
- there was too much dakka?71 words
- Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
- Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
- Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
- the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
- Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
- This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
- Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
- Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
- somepony teleported bread?133 words
- Celestia was so eepy?133 words
- the author did a serious chapter?329 words
- Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
- Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
- instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
- Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
- Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
- Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
- Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
- Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
- Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
- the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
- Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
- Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
- Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
- Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
- the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
- the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
- every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
- Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
- Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
- this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
- the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
- Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
- Twilight was a glizard?108 words
- interjections interjected themselves?151 words
- Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
- Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
- Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
- everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
- Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
- Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
- applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
- Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
- when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
- Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
- an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
- when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
- the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
- Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
- Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
- pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
- Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
- there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
- The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
- Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
- Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
- Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
- the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
- Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
- Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
- the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
- equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
- the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
- one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
- Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
- Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
- the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
- Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
- Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
- Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
- something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
- the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
- Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
- Twilight pondered her orb115 words
- Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
- Spike pondered his cube?126 words
- a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
- the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
- Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
- that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
- Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
- that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
- Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
- Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
- Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
- the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
- the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
- everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
- Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
- Twiggles found a green bean56 words
- Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
- Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
- every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
- Every What If Was Canon?180 words
- Limit Break: 1001198 words
- a finale?1,828 words
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What if Twilight ate all the dakka, so to keep it from being taken away from her?
What if there was just the right amount of dakka?
Dis... Dis is 'eresy.
What If there was too much dakka? (even more heretical of an idea than 'less dakka', I know)
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If youz keep speak'n like 'dat, I'z gonna kall ‘da inquizators on ya!
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As the splatbok says, enough dakka is the realm of gork (or maybe mork). What too much dakka would mean scares me...
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There is neva anuff dakka