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// there was LESS dakka? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"NO!" Twilight screeched, her hoof finally feeling the bottom of the now-empty box of ammo. "NO MORE DAKKA!"

"Twilight, I am... concerned." Celestia finally began, "Do you sincerely need this much... what is it that you call it--dakka?"

"YES!"

Celestia shook her head as she nudged the still-smoking muzzle aside to sit on the edge. "Twilight, this is now an intervention. You need to get help."

"THE ONLY HELP I NEED IS MORE DAKKA."