• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?

Author's Note:

What hast thou wrought upon this mortal realm, Zapper frost?

"TWILIGHT!" Celestia screamed into her phone from under a table, "WHAT THE BUCK DID YOU GIVE PINKIE?!"

"...Biohazard coffee?"

"WELL, SHE IS A LIVING BIOHAZARD NOW, NO THANKS TO THAT!"

In the distance, Pinkie continued to remake reality in her own image.

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