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// Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"TWILIGHT!" Celestia screamed into her phone from under a table, "WHAT THE BUCK DID YOU GIVE PINKIE?!"

"...Biohazard coffee?"

"WELL, SHE IS A LIVING BIOHAZARD NOW, NO THANKS TO THAT!"

In the distance, Pinkie continued to remake reality in her own image.