• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.

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Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke

Author's Note:

Holy crap, you guys. Now that's a chain suggestion, Zapper Frost, platogkrone, Possibly me, amf studios,
Phantune, and AnObliviousAuthor!

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Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacked by Rainbow Trix to avoid fading into obscurity herself, but then was overwhelmed by the running gag that was brutally murdered and brought back to life as the shuffling zombie gag?

"CREAM CHEESE RIGHTS! CREAM CHEESE RIGHTS!" the tub of cream cheese chanted. "CREAM CHEESE RI--"

"Your rights have been granted by Royal Equestrian decree," Celestia swooped down, landing on the cream cheese's sign. "Unfortunately, I am not Celestia."

"Wait, wha--"

The zipper hidden under Celestia's mane unzipped, revealing the new and improved™ Sweetie Giraffe Bot, lady and savior of Equestria! "In fact, I taught myself to speak like a normal pony for the sole purpose of remaining releva--"

Rainbow Trix burst from the tub of cream cheese. "No! I want to stay releva--"

The ground began to rumble.

"...Sweetie?"

"OH NO. NOT GOOD."

"I gotta run run run run run run run run run run--"

But the one running was a Minecraft villager, and a lone zombie stood in the way. It booped the villager on the nose.

"Ru--...grarrrrr...braaaaaaains..."

And then Equestria exploded from the sheer number of things happening at once.

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