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// Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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"CREAM CHEESE RIGHTS! CREAM CHEESE RIGHTS!" the tub of cream cheese chanted. "CREAM CHEESE RI--"

"Your rights have been granted by Royal Equestrian decree," Celestia swooped down, landing on the cream cheese's sign. "Unfortunately, I am not Celestia."

"Wait, wha--"

The zipper hidden under Celestia's mane unzipped, revealing the new and improved™ Sweetie Giraffe Bot, lady and savior of Equestria! "In fact, I taught myself to speak like a normal pony for the sole purpose of remaining releva--"

Rainbow Trix burst from the tub of cream cheese. "No! I want to stay releva--"

The ground began to rumble.

"...Sweetie?"

"OH NO. NOT GOOD."

"I gotta run run run run run run run run run run--"

But the one running was a Minecraft villager, and a lone zombie stood in the way. It booped the villager on the nose.

"Ru--...grarrrrr...braaaaaaains..."

And then Equestria exploded from the sheer number of things happening at once.