//------------------------------// // there was too much dakka? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "TOO MUCH DAKKA, TWILIGHT!" Princess Celestia shrieked as she sunk deeper into the discarded casings. "TOO MUCH DAKKA!" "NEVER ENUFF DAKKA!" Twilight shouted in return. Again. "TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Celestia screamed. She pointed a hoof at the ominously hovering ball of metal forming under its own gravitational pull. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" The overwhelming amount of bullets proceeded to fully collapse under their own gravitational pull, forming the first-known "pure dakka" black hole in the universe.