"Fluttershy, do you understand why you are here today?"
"Yes."
"Then please tell me why."
"Well, I was out watching the deadly struggle for existence between my animals, and then I saw the meteorite fall on the tartarus-forbidden hole of eternal suffering.
"...Um... what?!"
"I said, I was out watching my animals reaping the souls of the damned, when I saw the burning doom comet land on my well."
"WHAT?!"
"I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES, MORTAL. I HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKING THE GOINGS OF LIFE, DEATH, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN."
"FREAKIN' WHAT?!"
"Um... I mean that I was feeding the animals, and then I heard this big 'whoosh!' and then a meteorite destroyed the well outside my house."
"You know what? I give up."
"Excellent, for not a soul shall know of the goings that have passed on this day..."
"Excuse me?"
"H-have a nice day!"
"Um... alright?"
"Leave at once, fool, for this may be your last day of enjoying the splendors of life..."
*Panicked horse noises*
"Goodbye! Have a lovely day... for it will be your last..."