//------------------------------// // Fluttershy was interrogated? // Story: What If... // by TheMajorTechie //------------------------------// "Fluttershy, do you understand why you are here today?" "Yes." "Then please tell me why." "Well, I was out watching the deadly struggle for existence between my animals, and then I saw the meteorite fall on the tartarus-forbidden hole of eternal suffering. "...Um... what?!" "I said, I was out watching my animals reaping the souls of the damned, when I saw the burning doom comet land on my well." "WHAT?!" "I HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES, MORTAL. I HAVE BEEN OVERLOOKING THE GOINGS OF LIFE, DEATH, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN." "FREAKIN' WHAT?!" "Um... I mean that I was feeding the animals, and then I heard this big 'whoosh!' and then a meteorite destroyed the well outside my house." "You know what? I give up." "Excellent, for not a soul shall know of the goings that have passed on this day..." "Excuse me?" "H-have a nice day!" "Um... alright?" "Leave at once, fool, for this may be your last day of enjoying the splendors of life..." *Panicked horse noises* "Goodbye! Have a lovely day... for it will be your last..."