What If...

by TheMajorTechie

Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?

Author's Note:

Possibly me... SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Apple Bloom hoisted her automatic grenapplade launcher over her shoulder, aiming squarely for the Apple Family's long-time rival, Pineapples Incorporated. Unlike Sweet Apple Acres, Pineapples, Inc. had long-since transformed themselves from a mere fruit company into a multi-billion dollar technology enterprise, with their most well-known product being the yPhone.

Too bad their headquarters were made of pineapples.

"Way ta go, Bloom!" Applejack shaded her eyes as she watched the grenapplade careen toward Pineapples, Inc. headquarters. Pineapple Pen himself stepped outside for a breath of fresh air at that exact moment, only to be clobbered by the incoming grenapplade.

Pineapples, Inc. proceeded to go bankrupt the very next day, leaving Sweet Apple Acres to take it over and rename themselves Apple, Inc. You may not have known, but Steve Jobs is actually the Cutie Mark Crusaders in a trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck.

The more you know.

Comments

[Level Dasher]

And
i.imgur.com/BWCCA1M.jpg

[Boltstrike58]

You may not have known, but Steve Jobs is actually the Cutie Mark Crusaders in a trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck.

...that makes waaaaaaaaaay too much sense.

[Possibly me]

Automatic grenade launchers are one of my favorite things. I really like them. A seemingly absurd weapon idea that’s actually useful. When I first learned about them, I assumed that they were fictional. But they’re real, and that makes me very happy.

[Scyphi]

What if the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?

[TheraseVoidCaller]

What if this story got featured?

[TheMajorTechie]

10950543
4,000th comment, and y e s.

[Starlight Glimmer1]

What if Rainbow Dash wrote the next chapter?

[whiteoak019]

what if all ponies were explosive when they come in physical contact with pineapples?
edit: I made this request before reading the recent chapter

[Dashie04]

I really love the idea of Pineapple Inc.

[Possibly me]

What if the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?

[TheMajorTechie]

10950664
what a coincidence