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Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.)962 words
What if...404 words
Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge?773 words
Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline)245 words
Potatoes Ruled the Earth?594 words
Smartphones Existed in Equestria?1,076 words
Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species?462 words
Gummy Could Talk?566 words
Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions?651 words
Pinkie Pie became an alicorn?1,072 words
Luna played Goat Simulator?129 words
The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria?353 words
Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals?178 words
Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker?1,374 words
Equestria was OP?1,008 words
Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia?713 words
Twilight was Celestia's Daughter?284 words
Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six?712 words
Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir?467 words
A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria?166 words
Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest?516 words
Twilight was Luna's daughter?327 words
The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead?17 words
Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction?208 words
A raging sht demon happened?88 words
The Mane Six became the Mane Five?383 words
the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter?288 words
the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby?362 words
this story was a horribly written self-insert?209 words
Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes?189 words
Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects?43 words
There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If?44 words
King Sombra was Scootaloo's father?139 words
Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?1 words
Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands?145 words
Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia?23 words
somepony was turned into a dog?218 words
fanfics were canon?188 words
the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube?12 words
Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding?139 words
Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance?188 words
Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot?128 words
Sunset Shimmer was living bacon?251 words
every Princess was Trump?89 words
the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria?45 words
Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses?189 words
Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober?141 words
Rainbow Dash was a unicorn?59 words
Fluttershy was interrogated?214 words
The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious?45 words
Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder?100 words
Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter?404 words
Applejack was an Alicorn?347 words
the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters?87 words
The author discovered BBCode icons?30 words
the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses?286 words
The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM?298 words
Spike took Twilight on a date?415 words
Text size was directly related to volume?34 words
the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive?38 words
Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv35 words
the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road?103 words
a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter?570 words
Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world?333 words
The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone?128 words
Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks?139 words
The author had homework to do?32 words
Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria?551 words
The author once again had no idea what to write?17 words
Twilight was suddenly salad?134 words
Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia?273 words
Sunburst and Starlight switched places?491 words
Canterlot was made of cheese?106 words
Everypony became Alicorns?176 words
Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all?228 words
An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life?260 words
Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony?418 words
This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect?380 words
Twilight's mane turned to cheese?126 words
The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways?78 words
The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment?44 words
The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow?137 words
There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill?76 words
Cadance remained a pegasus?105 words
The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello?184 words
Every day was a relaxing day?389 words
...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?)55 words
Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria?90 words
The author just couldn't write comedy anymore?32 words
Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip?345 words
A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter?60 words
Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter?199 words
Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH!64 words
The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior?54 words
Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller?76 words
Pinkie Pie encountered a genie?833 words
Rarity became an edgelord?105 words
Rainbow Dash was her own mother?331 words
The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever?136 words
Twilight never had friends to begin with?278 words
Randomness happened?25 words
Randomness happened 2?321 words
This fic became meta?105 words
Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies?57 words
Randomness Happened 3?54 words
The author got Netflix?11 words
Spike had a dirty mind?65 words
Space Cats?44 words
Spike was a Kewl Boi?95 words
The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities?74 words
The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests?29 words
The author now cannot sleep?40 words
Randomness happened 4?43 words
The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight?393 words
Applejack sold propane and propane accessories?63 words
THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?!54 words
Randomness happened 5?88 words
The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!"37 words
It was all a simulation?219 words
Spike was a goldfish?24 words
Equestria was a giant loaf of bread?39 words
Randomness happened 6?38 words
The TRIGGERING happened?206 words
Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight?146 words
Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block?109 words
The author lost his nice apple earbuds?115 words
Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies?110 words
Flubbadub?46 words
Tirek was loving and kind?66 words
This fic didn't exist?9 words
Twilight had deep thoughts?112 words
Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass?103 words
The Great Potato War happened?291 words
Homework happened?47 words
Luna was a ragey internet teen?64 words
Celestia was a salespony?38 words
Net Neutrality was repealed?11 words
Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing?123 words
There was no such thing as beds?83 words
Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term?246 words
Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house?70 words
The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to?33 words
Sammichachu?239 words
all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses?143 words
guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH17 words
The author ultimately decided that this year sucked?134 words
An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank?107 words
Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony?124 words
Luna had a startling realization?83 words
The CEILING was lava?127 words
LUNA was lava?143 words
Luna was suddenly "fashionable"?101 words
Luna didn't quite understand modern politics?146 words
Applesauce?87 words
Luna learned of Da Wae?79 words
LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?!108 words
Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention?229 words
NOT late night update?45 words
The author was tired and sick?83 words
The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all?191 words
All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice?144 words
Princess Baguette?419 words
Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves?50 words
The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass?100 words
Celestia was betrayed by cake?261 words
Universe.exe stopped responding?41 words
Twilight was attracted to π?81 words
Homework day?160 words
Spike was a lawnmower?49 words
The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore?57 words
Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra?94 words
Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?)753 words
Twilight wrote by hoof?84 words
Terrible writing?84 words
Rainbow Dash was an old mare?179 words
Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia?168 words
Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was?305 words
Spike was Trixie's assistant?132 words
WHAT ARE WE?!8 words
This?1 words
I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me?1,239 words
Ember told Spike they were married?118 words
Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso?33 words
Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom?343 words
Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it?234 words
Super secret project?46 words
Super Secret Project part 2?5 words
ROFLcopter?46 words
Chapter suggestions opened up again?5 words
Ponies were stupid?19 words
PRAISE CELESTIA?!?!3 words
Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake?85 words
The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use?5 words
Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?)3 words
Ember was actually Spike's mom?40 words
Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples?19 words
Applejack's parents never died?126 words
Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling?78 words
Equestria followed the physics of Tetris?87 words
The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky)1,000 words
The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded)171 words
The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing?55 words
A thing happened?112 words
Sneak peek?566 words
Near-end-of-hiatus chapter?14 words
villains were defeated by a boot to the head?71 words
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?!54 words
Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education?19 words
REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away!40 words
HIATUS RETURNUS?!36 words
Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall?72 words
Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding?379 words
what if what if what if what if...?16 words
Alpaca of darkness?35 words
Heccbochs?81 words
Equestria was a tabletop RPG?6 words
Minions came to Equestria?34 words
MORE minions came to Equestria?7 words
all of the What Ifs happened at once?5 words
Asparagus?36 words
Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around?57 words
Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle?42 words
Sweetie Belle was a giraffe?9 words
the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum?41 words
Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria?191 words
all ships became canon at once?9 words
ponies discovered memes?2 words
the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal?90 words
Spike ate Rarity's piano?23 words
Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot?50 words
Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover?23 words
Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall?13 words
you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information?2 words
the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe?12 words
Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler?5 words
the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?44 words
Randomness happened 7?15 words
Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again?19 words
Ch33zb0rg3r?33 words
Twilight read Twilight?17 words
Discord had an existential crisis?30 words
Staplers invaded Equestria?29 words
Duel of the What Ifs?14 words
the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity?19 words
format C:?13 words
Crows!34 words
Twilight ate a quesadilla?91 words
Discord babysat Flurry Heart?8 words
Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe?9 words
Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office?32 words
Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together?55 words
Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)10 words
Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again?25 words
the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save?2 words
crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria?188 words
Spike hatched Twilight?421 words
Luna found a banacumber in space?173 words
the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks?62 words
it started rain books?46 words
Chapter name narrative?136 words
Tech abuse?15 words
Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet?19 words
Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna?76 words
Discord helped?81 words
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...14 words
the author didn't know what to write anymore?27 words
Cheese Sandwich was there too?14 words
Minecraft invaded Equestria?72 words
Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks?17 words
Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself?15 words
Christmas Eve 2018 special?148 words
Unnamed story idea #1?246 words
it started all over again?456 words
the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing?29 words
the Princesses had kirin traits?3 words
The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria?22 words
AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA?108 words
Flashfic entry?150 words
Mad Libs time?74 words
Big Chungus entered Equestria?42 words
Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia?326 words
addendum to the previous chapter?51 words
characters googled themselves?21 words
Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming?23 words
Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy?1,000 words
HIATUS BREAKUS?!15 words
Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria?190 words
Canterlot Castle tastes like banana?108 words
Chapter 288?487 words
TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria?1,000 words
Fanta in Equestria?173 words
Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution?126 words
the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria?103 words
Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville?186 words
Randomness happened 8?83 words
Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day?115 words
blep?7 words
√169≠13?47 words
every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together?101 words
there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?32 words
Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already?53 words
Twilight got a bad grade?50 words
Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn?67 words
Twilight literally screamed her head off?125 words
Holy heckin' heck?23 words
the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out?31 words
Techie done diddly did a slep?10 words
Big OOF!?17 words
♧☆●□~?31 words
the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section341 words
all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together?93 words
Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself?26 words
Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid?103 words
Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT!1,083 words
Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever615 words
Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff401 words
Story pitch: Manufacture667 words
Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve.160 words
A bot wrote this chapter?604 words
420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again?22 words
Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again?1,729 words
Story pitch: Worlds Reset158 words
Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle?32 words
Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)?48 words
Think thank thonk... Thanos?5 words
I can try?77 words
HTML test thing?26 words
Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again)152 words
100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline?96 words
Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset?475 words
I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server?74 words
Story pitch: Table Legs222 words
Randomness happened 9?262 words
Unnamed story idea #2?28 words
Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen?46 words
Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)?262 words
Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written?47 words
It was time to purge unused comments again?54 words
Twilight accidentally robbed a bank?156 words
Rickroll?40 words
Sonata met Deadpool?26 words
Scarf?24 words
Twilight hit a data limit?67 words
Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side?83 words
Things Techie writes on his phone 1?252 words
Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre?28 words
there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story?82 words
Things Techie writes on his phone 2?23 words
Things Techie writes on his phone 3?15 words
Twilight headed her scream off?27 words
Banassacre?39 words
Randomness happened 11?116 words
The Hole?63 words
Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]?1,748 words
Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]?1,338 words
Story pitch: A Dream Ended166 words
Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]?755 words
Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator?171 words
Bob the Builder was a changeling?17 words
Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun?221 words
Story pitch: Into Equestria169 words
Pinkie got offended by a plant?72 words
idk, stuff happened?112 words
Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead?125 words
Chapter 365?453 words
Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand?58 words
The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story?42 words
the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?43 words
Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents112 words
Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13)90 words
Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend?56 words
it was still all a simulation?596 words
Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source?14 words
hooves were replaced with feet?95 words
tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14)477 words
wings were replaced with hands?13 words
inverted table?35 words
every other pony turned into a cat?71 words
the rest of 'em turned into dogs?65 words
Celestia was replaced by Discord?38 words
Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight?46 words
Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded?84 words
Spike's left knee started talking?114 words
Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left?60 words
the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders?288 words
the comments got absolutely buried?96 words
Overlord Spike the Mighty?240 words
yams?156 words
Twilight Starchle?94 words
Spike was literally just a spike?64 words
Luna sunk the Titanic?31 words
randomness #whatever?82 words
randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?388 words
Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store?281 words
Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry?217 words
Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance?292 words
Late Pi day?86 words
there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf?117 words
sleep was never a thing?51 words
ponies questioned round doorknobs?240 words
the doorknob was square instead?89 words
March 32nd?25 words
Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons?72 words
all the pegasi turned into flightless birds?90 words
all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats?59 words
Sweetie Giraffe met something taller?141 words
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time?59 words
Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop?141 words
regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop?61 words
ponies tried to use human keyboards?72 words
randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy?292 words
Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders?102 words
Sombra tried to REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot?138 words
Randomness #heckity heck?76 words
ya boi Tonk came to Equestria?54 words
Tonkus met the Ponkus?52 words
pigeon?53 words
you forgot to turn subtitles on?147 words
Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act?93 words
Everything was on fire?63 words
Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey?175 words
this chapter was written by an AI?184 words
Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it?84 words
the screaming never stopped?46 words
spears of asparagus were viable weapons?50 words
Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution?158 words
words were done literally?71 words
what if, but long?247 words
Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek?159 words
Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest?58 words
Sweetie Giraffe did a commission?107 words
everything was opposite for a day?68 words
everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games?243 words
Equestria is just Ohio?103 words
T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria?27 words
Pinkie Pie was Florida Man?15 words
zombies but rated-E and stuff?39 words
Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee?42 words
Sweetie Giraffe Bot?23 words
Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe?79 words
The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment?34 words
Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria?39 words
quicksand?41 words
water was replaced with lemon juice?29 words
breadboi took over Equestria?78 words
Everyone was named Phil?101 words
the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them?119 words
There was no chapter today?20 words
Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi?75 words
Sweetie Giraffe became bread?41 words
Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors?31 words
a secondary moon apped?88 words
inverted unicorn?23 words
running gag?42 words
pegasi randomly exploded?18 words
Jorts?32 words
unicorns randomly imploded?36 words
hekdoejen?33 words
prompt: They came for him one winter's night.23 words
“What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?”69 words
the running gag appeared in the next chapter?34 words
Tirek vs. Flurry Heart?67 words
prison break?65 words
Luna forgot Celestia's name?92 words
Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted?52 words
heat wave?56 words
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain?69 words
a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria?105 words
the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake?31 words
the Cake family was a lie?41 words
Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet?78 words
the cheesecake was strawberry?100 words
a fully coherent chapter using only five different words?5 words
Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks?144 words
the Apple family were literally Apples?93 words
Elephant Boots made a comeback?82 words
Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots?96 words
Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ?52 words
every set of elephant boots had elephant boots?71 words
95% of everything was on fire?60 words
Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe?113 words
Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards?51 words
Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness?46 words
everyone forgot the word “the”?80 words
the royal security guards were insecurity guards?72 words
Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel?23 words
nopony could stand to hear the word "it?"73 words
the author remembered Applejack exists?38 words
noclip got turned on for everypony?67 words
the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters?158 words
metallic objects were made out of high explosive?19 words
Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare?50 words
floor suddenly change places with ceiling?58 words
every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else?43 words
Twilight started leaking purple?30 words
Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle?14 words
moon was made of cake and Celestia found out?35 words
Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel?31 words
Applejack ran out of bucks to give?27 words
Fluttershy is the imposter?56 words
running gag battle royal?171 words
Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence?46 words
Raridash trash?35 words
two ponies kissed? 😱47 words
Shrek appeared in Equestria?60 words
the author finally snapped?54 words
Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government?105 words
sleepy Twilight took over the universe?127 words
every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed?151 words
the laws of physics had to be enforced?135 words
the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"?57 words
they ran out of time(jail)?122 words
Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias?82 words
every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!)81 words
Equestria was ruled by three Starlights?613 words
the princesses were the only ones forklift certified?34 words
yoshi was in Equestria?51 words
Silver Spoon was a toaster?23 words
Diamond Tiara was bread?19 words
twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances?632 words
Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants?22 words
the sun was made of jalepeño chips?29 words
everyone thought the world was going to end?70 words
the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared?119 words
Fluttershy was a tree the whole time?50 words
an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake?406 words
the moon got sent to Luna?38 words
Clippy became the newest Princess?55 words
Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor?135 words
the Elements if Harmony were made of beans?33 words
story concept: Strands?556 words
It was all a simulation?535 words
Celestia wasn't who she said she was?186 words
Sweetie Giraffe boots?45 words
the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)?126 words
The Conversion Burro?65 words
Celestia was voiced by John deLancie?19 words
Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke152 words
Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince?51 words
Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne?47 words
Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad?144 words
Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)?55 words
Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone?154 words
Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games?66 words
story concept: The Oracles?189 words
XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement?19 words
Sweetie Giraffe was never tall?19 words
Scootaroo?41 words
sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat?89 words
Rainbow Dash was a weeb?20 words
Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick?41 words
Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness?240 words
Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors?228 words
Applejack couldn't get out of bed?41 words
Granny Smith had Life Alert?54 words
the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun?46 words
the Mane Six were whalers?118 words
Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs?54 words
the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb?74 words
Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees?74 words
Pinkie had a sugar crash?187 words
Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do?330 words
2020 didn't end?38 words
everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal?60 words
every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear?24 words
dog barks sounded like pseudo swears?17 words
story concept: When The Dust Settles119 words
Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent?53 words
everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to?37 words
somone randomly booping change lings?47 words
Twilight was eternally sleep deprived?28 words
Apple Bloom was Apple Boom?26 words
Silver Spoon was a silver spoon?43 words
Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store?130 words
Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe?20 words
Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid?51 words
an FBI agent censored a chapter?137 words
Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom?37 words
Applejack was a jacked apple?81 words
Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one?171 words
something about background ponies?91 words
Rainbow laid an egg?46 words
story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all?363 words
Equestria ran on internet explorer?72 words
Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap?43 words
OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?!345 words
OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2)271 words
Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3)140 words
the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4)106 words
Twilight was replaced by a hamburger?81 words
a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story?50 words
everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor?59 words
Twilight drives a Ford Raptor?44 words
Story pitch: Deeps658 words
this is g5?70 words
Discord was a plastic beef patty?64 words
everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed?101 words
Twilight got Rickrolled?37 words
late St. Patrick's Day thing?31 words
Applejack got a tank?57 words
the pony are mad?125 words
Lightning Dust choked on a waffle?21 words
Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order?50 words
Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn?152 words
Twilight was forced to burn a book?103 words
nothing?132 words
something happened?105 words
PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........71 words
Sweetie Giraffe was a pony?51 words
Scootaloo committed arson?31 words
Scootaloo committed our son?39 words
Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation?168 words
angel is a devil?106 words
Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle?70 words
Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter?95 words
the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe?57 words
Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor?74 words
the what ifs all stopped being what ifs?113 words
Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince?92 words
Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince?46 words
all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books?56 words
Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate309 words
Twilight was a Nigerian prince?53 words
Twilight was tech support?79 words
Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter?60 words
we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight?101 words
communist penguins invaded ponyville?64 words
Spike became addicted to salsa dip?84 words
salsa dip got Spiked?53 words
the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it?67 words
Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa?92 words
there never was a what if question?62 words
Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this?103 words
Twilight was a ghost but didn't care?62 words
Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts?32 words
rainbow dash lived a double life?169 words
Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist?59 words
everything in Equestria was hampter powered?105 words
Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head?25 words
the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall?258 words
Discord was bored?37 words
sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames?10 words
Equestria was overrun with various canines?211 words
The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone?44 words
Smolder turned into a dog?28 words
Elements turned Discord into ice cream?54 words
Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria?181 words
Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question?25 words
Celestia meets her counterpart?44 words
existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt?137 words
Elements of harmony were guns?645 words
Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon?47 words
Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf?89 words
Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun?35 words
Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating?63 words
all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter?20 words
Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA315 words
there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms?575 words
Spike was a bottle of Shampoo?40 words
world peace was achieved because Celestia farted?50 words
Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead?265 words
Spike was a dragon?15 words
Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn?88 words
Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper?87 words
Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 66661 words
Super spoopy chapter 666?6,666 words
Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate?51 words
the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy?63 words
MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders?169 words
the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight?75 words
Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.)151 words
Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon?32 words
Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher?146 words
the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun?63 words
the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash?62 words
Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon?45 words
stone was turned into Nightmare Moon?121 words
Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone?183 words
a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria?62 words
Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's?70 words
they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings?106 words
ice turned into NMM?76 words
Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat)443 words
Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business?38 words
Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off?1 words
Randomness happened (#20 I think)?83 words
nothing happened for once?29 words
Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found?78 words
memes were brought to Equestria?155 words
Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS?69 words
Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess?113 words
Pipp lost her phone?62 words
Pipp DID get taller?1 words
bringing the crystals together did something entirely different?41 words
bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different?56 words
Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter?42 words
Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces?44 words
life is a video game?117 words
Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona?41 words
Twilight and Sunny switched places?116 words
Tall Pipp tripped?5 words
zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy?55 words
Celestia banned Daylights savings?49 words
argyle was still alive?39 words
Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.)83 words
Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights?103 words
dinosaur for absolutely no reason?71 words
0 word chapter?1 words
pies and cakes switched places?203 words
someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania?37 words
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The128 words
saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode?85 words
Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s?298 words
saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world?56 words
if what?44 words
Equestria's anti-virus stopped working?121 words
Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder?58 words
just this once, a universe didn't end?80 words
Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power?122 words
MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream?63 words
My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?"80 words
the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared.24 words
mayonnaise?144 words
Alumx's Celestia was canon?45 words
Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)?35 words
Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee?65 words
Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed?43 words
instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt?61 words
Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty?47 words
boss music started playing?80 words
Celestia was full of Pilk?60 words
pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar?101 words
the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal?35 words
Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns?83 words
Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress?147 words
someone gave gummy a gun?40 words
Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming?112 words
nothing bad happened to Butter Knife?131 words
spike wake up in among us ?54 words
Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us?80 words
Among Us except it’s only impostors?85 words
Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead?54 words
smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe?1 words
Sweetie Giraffe returned?41 words
the cake Celestia bought was a lie?65 words
Chef Boyardee went out of business?67 words
we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia:114 words
Zombies?24 words
Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios?72 words
zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat?45 words
What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains?34 words
Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.?50 words
someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky.65 words
it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it?41 words
Applejack became Bananajack?142 words
Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville?116 words
Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville?433 words
Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous?143 words
Twilight found a cure for stupid?92 words
Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army?166 words
Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall?62 words
Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends?818 words
the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started?71 words
Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow?47 words
.....why?48 words
Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate?37 words
they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall?68 words
Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea?131 words
Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)?164 words
Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent?133 words
Twilight was yellow instead of purple?1,194 words
Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer?47 words
the giant robot broke down?52 words
Twinana started a banana republic.66 words
become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood.52 words
Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic?95 words
What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it?146 words
the intro chapter was rewritten?511 words
Spike dug a hole to China?37 words
Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified?167 words
Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior?215 words
Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom?106 words
Forklift Alliance took applications for new members?155 words
Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers?101 words
Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend?83 words
it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia:147 words
Spike the Dog became a mascot?12 words
the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications,659 words
all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom?72 words
Celestia was replaced by Clippy?91 words
the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos?186 words
the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one?140 words
Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn?107 words
Rarity was Rare Tea?88 words
Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away?109 words
someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke?70 words
Scootaloo had a Twin?37 words
Scootaloo had an EVIL twin?72 words
the forklifts became pony certified?91 words
the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover?202 words
Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite?115 words
Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts?153 words
potatoes were rare?193 words
Fluttershy married a cabbage?176 words
the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues?58 words
one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled?226 words
Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein?80 words
Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry?41 words
Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up?145 words
Gummy got dentures?32 words
Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects?101 words
Spike also developed ice breathe?47 words
Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding?63 words
Sunny Scarstout?24 words
man door hand hook car door?186 words
Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate?57 words
Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong)99 words
like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax?116 words
......what???93 words
Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion149 words
tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus?53 words
Rarity got sent back to her home planet?97 words
Spike was replaced with Spyro?218 words
the Spyro figurine was a SPY?130 words
the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5?45 words
bug bear was just looking for a date?42 words
PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise?59 words
Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow?54 words
Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering?46 words
someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal?84 words
Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants?47 words
they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand?50 words
Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos40 words
the next chapter didn't have any vowels?58 words
a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past?92 words
Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game?135 words
Spike pressed the wrong button?87 words
the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher?112 words
Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact?146 words
the explosion sent the whale to the moon?80 words
the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas?113 words
the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination?170 words
cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction?99 words
in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes93 words
twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill256 words
Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right?77 words
Equestria is full of cringe :/?61 words
Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context]99 words
Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves?171 words
Celestia had non-regenerating hooves?64 words
eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?158 words
the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality?93 words
Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along?77 words
Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again171 words
Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes?59 words
Rariwhale was the princess of Wales?31 words
Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ??18 words
ponies generally had trouble counting?27 words
Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote?99 words
Equestria updated its physics engine?68 words
Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting?12 words
ShadOwObolts?59 words
Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract?102 words
the next chapter was a rickroll?144 words
Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist?150 words
Sombra wore a sombrero?95 words
someone stole his maracas?54 words
rainbow Dash was evil the entire time.126 words
someone stole Sweetie Giraffe?52 words
Scootaloo was a ghost?13 words
Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia132 words
Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test?31 words
Sweetie Giraffe was Santa?59 words
Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative?298 words
Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie?33 words
Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster?51 words
Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her?186 words
this story turned seven years old?700 words
there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason???233 words
twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike?23 words
all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies?231 words
Rainbow Dash was sus?57 words
Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y?375 words
Pinkie Pie got food poisoning?54 words
instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon?156 words
the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria?55 words
Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can?113 words
Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge?88 words
Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned?190 words
we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™?328 words
Luna promoted a new brand of cheese?1,250 words
a new hoof touches the beacon?18 words
Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee?52 words
the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds?43 words
more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?147 words
nobody expected the spanish inquisition?41 words
Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth?67 words
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Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified?64 words
It was going to yeet tomorrow?61 words
there was more dakka?65 words
there was LESS dakka?74 words
there was just the right amount of dakka?95 words
there was too much dakka?71 words
Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory?100 words
Story pitch: Fractures1,277 words
Equestria was saved with cringe?148 words
the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead?268 words
Celestia was a Jedi master?111 words
This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone?138 words
Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink?89 words
Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation?140 words
Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)?72 words
somepony teleported bread?133 words
Celestia was so eepy?133 words
the author did a serious chapter?329 words
Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens?131 words
Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread?271 words
instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice140 words
Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor?42 words
Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched?61 words
Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched?69 words
Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched?121 words
Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice?160 words
Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination?785 words
the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time?239 words
Protect Pudding Paradox?107 words
Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter?43 words
Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)?124 words
Fimfiction broke the space time continuum?190 words
the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman?284 words
the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on.84 words
every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously?111 words
Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made?51 words
Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown?129 words
this chapter had to be written in the form of a question?77 words
the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections?17 words
Pajama Sam bought Ponyville?101 words
Twilight was a glizard?108 words
interjections interjected themselves?151 words
Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business?187 words
Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli)290 words
Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli?369 words
everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian?99 words
Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden?132 words
Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse?162 words
applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known?262 words
Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it?319 words
when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power?252 words
Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged.208 words
an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension173 words
when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn?104 words
the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough?83 words
Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X43 words
Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings?221 words
pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar198 words
Lyra took away ALL the spoons?88 words
there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"?214 words
The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra?51 words
Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier?147 words
Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present?91 words
Princess Celestia became a goat?143 words
the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat?405 words
Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia?59 words
Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes?166 words
the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans?68 words
equestria was attacked by the fire nation?287 words
the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese?227 words
one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon?164 words
Equestria built a super fortress on the moon?316 words
Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten?140 words
the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story?306 words
Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike?193 words
Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery?159 words
Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become?975 words
something something Adam Sandler's Click?162 words
the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream?63 words
Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome?61 words
Twilight pondered her orb115 words
Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it?72 words
Spike pondered his cube?126 words
a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to45 words
the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring?79 words
Celestia had an Orb of her own?161 words
that orb was an orb of dragonkind?88 words
Tall Pipp did a comeback tour?147 words
that genie came from the Land Down Under?145 words
Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being?34 words
Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever?142 words
Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains?237 words
the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons?25 words
the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed?91 words
everyone thought Twilight was a rock?146 words
Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones.75 words
Twiggles found a green bean56 words
Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state?133 words
Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese60 words
every other word Twilight said was inaudible?56 words
Every What If Was Canon?180 words
Limit Break: 1001198 words
a finale?1,828 words

Equestria is full of cringe :/?

Author's Note:

Decokenite is full of cringe.

We all are.

Twilight looked up from her parchment, which at this point was long enough to not only reach the moon, but puncture it through the center, out the other side, and skewer the rest of the planets in the solar system like some kind of messed-up space kebab.

"No, you're cringe."

A tear trickled down the narrator's face.

Oh wait, that's Twilight.

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