What If...

by TheMajorTechie

more Chef Boyardee shenanigans?

Author's Note:

What If...

• Chef Boyardee's noodles threatened to be longer than Sweetie Giraffe?
• Chef Boyardee realized his one weakness: the edibility of his attacks?

Been a while since I've had a tag-team chapter, Horseus King of Horses and GodzillaSpino!

"Now that's-a a long noodle!" Chef Boyardee peered up at Sweetie Giraffe's towering form. "But a-mine is longe--"

A beam of high-intensity laser fire shot down from above, hitting the giant spaghetti that Chef Boyardee was just about to prop up. Despite there being no water around for miles, the strength of the laser was intense enough to evaporate the surrounding rock instead, which condensed into lava that miraculously was the precise viscosity of water somehow and of which began to boil. This in turn began to cook the giant spaghetti in a strange rock broth, toppling it over as it became the familiar tangled limpness that is a plate of giant spaghetti. Nearby was an orphanage full of starving children, of whom promptly devoured the giant spaghetti as it fell, completely ignoring the fact that rather than soaking in water, the noodles had soaked in lava.

Comments

[Midnight Moon]

What if Chef Boyardee developed a cheese allergy, and thus had to commit seppuku to avoid bringing shame upon all Italians?

[Forcalor]

Celestia long lost her eyesight after staring at the Sun too much, so everypony around her are like, multicolored blobs

[6-D Pegasus]

11532113
my eyesight is gonna go just looking at the number of chapters o.o

[TheMajorTechie]

11532236
Almost at 1000 baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[6-D Pegasus]

11532245
will this continue to a sequel once the limit is reached?

[TheMajorTechie]

11532246
Absolutely lmao so long as I'm here the ride never ends

[6-D Pegasus]

11532247
wooooo let's gooooo!

[TheMajorTechie]

11532249
I also made a second tumblr sideblog that also takes questions alongside the old ask sweetie giraffe blog that already exists lol

[Star love]

The mane 6 defeats Chef Boyardee by calling Mario.

[GodzillaSpino]

What if Rainbow Dash got overconfident in her abilities only to end up getting beat up by a Utahraptor?

media.discordapp.net/attachments/885337620324945930/1076564480378556476/IMG_2733.jpg

[Ellery Quinn]

What if nobody expected the spanish inquisition?