• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill

Author's Note:

twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill that prophecy) because twilight traveled through twilight traveled back in time what if that never happened either? the idea is simple but hard to explain just have twilight come to the realization that Celestia didn't even need to banish her sister and that if she had intended to heal her the elements would have granted her that desire right then and there twilight and friends hit her with the intention to heal her not thinking of the objects around their necks as tools and just went within default the elements would just heal everything they touched

Holy heck Matthewthawes, that's long.

"Ayo." Luna kicked the door open. "Celly, y'know how the Elements of Harmony yeeted me to the moon, but the second time, they uncorrupted me and stuff?"

Celestia sat completely still, a teacup hovering in her magic.

"Ce--"

"I'M HERE!" Twilight screamed, bursting into existence through her time travel portal thing. "Oh wait I'm not here anymore because I didn't time traveeeeeeeeel!"

Twilight continued to scream as she faded from existence.

Luna cleared her throat.

The present-day Twilight bucked the door open hard enough to atomize Celestia's teacup, and all the tea inside it. "HEY CELESTIA. Y'KNOW HOW YOU BANISHED LULU HERE THE FIRST TIME AROUND AND THEN WHEN I USED THE ELEMENTS WE NUKED THE WEIRD DEMON THING POSSESSING HER AND STUFF?"

Celestia remained silent, shedding a lone tear for the tea that she'd lost that day. Though not nearly as impactful as the cake, it would still be sorely missed.

"So why didn't you do that when Luna here went all Nightmare Moon, hmmmmmmm?" Twilight slid up on the ottoman, wiggling her brow at Celestia.

Celestia shrugged. "'Dunno, I was really into combat roleplay back then. Wanted to see how strong the Elements were so I asked them to send you to the moon."

"What."

"What?"

"What?" Twilight stomped up to Celestia. "You... you banished your sister to the moon, out of curiosity?"

Celestia glanced at her sister. "I mean, she turned out pretty fine, didn't she? That moon dust must've done wonders for the skin!"

"Why don't you check for yourself, sister?"

"Wh--"

Celestia disappeared under mysterious circumstances on the day of July 6th, 2022. She was last reported being seen holding the remains of a teacup. She is as tall as a large boulder the size of a small boulder, and is blinding-white in color save for her mane and tail, which are pastel and sparkly. If you have information on Princess Celestia's whereabouts, please call 1-800-CELLY to aid in her safe recovery.

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