"Seriously." Lyra muttered, "Why can't I be human?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE A HORSE." Bon Bon shouted back at her marefriend.
"But why are we ponies?" Lyra argued, "Why can't we be mostly-bald apes that dominate the planet with massive machines that can terraform and stuff?"
"What." Bon Bon deadpanned.
"Or maybe dogs. I hear that being a diamond dog brings in pretty good money, y'know."
"Lyra..."
"Ooh, or dragons! Imagine how cool it would be to fly around and breathe fire out of your mouth?!"
"But Spike--"
"Or-- or..." Lyra cut in, "What if we were Apache helicopters?"
"What's even an Apache helico--"
"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!"
Bon Bon gave up on trying to understand Lyra that day, and instead found comfort in Twilight's failure to understand Pinkie.
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I think the only one who kinda understands Pinkie is Maud.
Lyra sexually identitys as an attack helicopter
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Wrong, GENETICALLY IDENTIFIES