• Published 6th Jan 2016
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What If... - TheMajorTechie



A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

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eating too much jello makes you grow hooves?

Author's Note:

Deer Poni cartwheels in!

"Jello, I must consume jello!" Celestia poured jello powder directly into her mouth. "My beautiful hooves are gone, and I must get them back!"

Princess Luna sat in the far corner of the kitchen with a pot on her head and a butcher's knife. She feared the monster that her sister had become.

"Raven!" Celestia snapped.

Raven Inkwell dropped out of the ceiling. "Yes, your highness?"

"Your hooves."

"Yes, your highness." Raven bowed, unscrewing her hooves and putting them in a pot. "Shall I fetch more?"

Celestia nodded in between cramming entire unopened boxes down her throat.


"Sis? Is the tooth fairy real?" Apple Bloom yawned as Applejack tucked her into bed.

"Ah suppose if you want 'em to be real, then they'll be real." The mare pat her sister on the head. "'Night, Bloom."

"'Night, sis."

"Hello, young lady!" Princess Hooflestia pressed her thirty-three hooves against the window. "Let me in! I'm a faaaaaaairy!"

Apple Bloom screamed.

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