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Lord Quantus Mechanicus


Quan-tum Me-chan-ics (N): The branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles.

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For the longest time, Twilight Sparkle had problems with dating. Although she was the Princess of Friendship, the stallions she had attempted to progress beyond friendship with always seemed to shy away, sometimes at a rapid gallop. Well, this time she has the problem solved. If she can't find a stallion who will be romantic with her, she is going to make a stallion who wants to be romantic with her.

What could possibly go wrong?

Editors: Tek, Starlight_Glimmer, Mitch H, FTL
Picture Credit MoonlightFan on Deviant Art (Little Tigress on FimFiction)
Now on Equestria Daily

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Lyra meets a few strange figures in Ponyville: some stallions & mares all dressed in black suits who ask her how she knows humans. After her interview, she follows them and find out she's discovered a secret group of ponies the not even Celestia knows. They're the Mares in Black: protecting Equestria from other dimensional creatures that aren't even a part of Equestria with technology that isn't even known. She has 2 choices: Join the Mares in Black & Protect their world from unknown dangers or have her memory erased & go back to her normal life.

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Twilight goes downstairs for a midnight snack during a bout of insomnia and steps right over the edge of her own accepted reality into something inexplicable.

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This story is a sequel to Six Characters in Search of a Point


Rarity, formerly an artistic and well spoken pony of high class, is currently a medicated mush on her fainting couch. Twilight Sparkle pays her a visit to make sure she's alright.


It gets weird.

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Cold concrete beneath my hooves. Dim light of fluorescent moss growing on the walls. Strange sounds coming from below the floor...

I don't know how I got here. I don't know how to get out of here. There's only one thing I know...

I'm so scared...


Coverart by Bootsy Slickmane, based on an original sketch by me.
Preread by Bootsy Slickmane.

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I am a bat pony. I know what you think about me – I'm intimidating, I fly at night, drink blood, scare little fillies... Well, actually I'm nothing like that, though such reputation often comes in handy.

But sometimes it's so hard to maintain it...

Inspired by hawthornbunny.
Cover art by vectorvito.
Reading by Pony&Wolf Productions
Hungarian translation by Silence the Unicorn
🇺🇦Russian translation🇺🇦 by GreenWater

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Nightmare Moon is back once more and wreaking havoc on Equestria, leaving its towns in total ruin. When the Elements of Harmony have failed in defeating this powerful foe and her army of Diamond Dogs,who could possibly have enough raw power to save all of Equestria and restore it to its harmonious state?
The answer is pretty obvious.

Dramatic Reading: Here!

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This story takes place during Twilight's Kingdom. Story takes place from Marks POV. Mark has been in Equestria for a week now and it is probably the craziest week ever for Mark. Mark's grown to become friends with a lot of Ponies around Ponyville. One of them being the Mane 6 and Spike who are the first ones mark saw when he just appeared in the everfree forest. How did he come to be in Equestria you ask. Mark was just playing one of his most hated games vanish like he always does he never beats it but this time it was different this time when mark died his computer just flashed red and his screen turned into a seizure trap before mark could restart his computer his hand got sucked into the screen "AHHHHH" Mark Screamed as his whole body was pulled into the screen. And that's how he ended up in Equestria. He doesn't know when he'll get back but he has faith that Twilight and the others will find a way. But these next days are about to go from weird to life threatening and Mark's the only one who can stop the storm that's coming and he doesn't even know it yet.

This is also my first story so please don't be too harsh.

If you enjoyed this and want to read the sequel, click here.

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Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.

Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics

Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!

Proud Crossoveree with:

When Lightning Strikes

SPD Emergency

For the Emperor and the UNSC!

Maretropolis Ghoul

SAE- Sword Art Equestria

Open for other Crossovers

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Celestia and Luna have ruled in Equestria for over a thousand years. Their age along with the unbelievable power that they wield to move the sun and moon has caused most ponies to see them as gods.

But as powerful as they are, gods they are not. For the being that has arrived in Equestria has powers that can rival and surpass their own. He is a deity millennia of years old, a deity who commands the thunder and lightning with an incredible might and a hammer that can shatter the sun and moon.

And Celestia and Luna will learn that they are not all powerful. That they are not as mighty as they believed. They are not gods.

They are not Thor.

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