hello, I'm an really really Newbie writer, and if i make any fics, then get ready to cringe because i am bad at grammar... i try my best to do grammar and editing if i will make any fics
Created by K Bird
(The Redone Version) (EFH has it's own TV Tropes page! Thanks to redandready45! )
A human has been teleported to Equestria after a lightning bolt struck him. The ponies of Ponyville had never seen anything like him before. Full of fear and uncertainty, all of Ponyville, except for the Mane 6 and Spike, avoided him. The human, with the help of the Mane 6, must earn Ponyville's friendship before a way back home is found.
Rated Teen for some language and mild peril.
First, Mr. Popo visits Equestria to see how it has been, then Chrysalis is visited by a certain bald saiyan, then Fluttershy learns a little more assertiveness through the Crimson Fucker, and lastly, Twilight is owning herself, because we all know she gets own in cannon as well. Now the question I must ask you is this:
Can you handle the humor without getting an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity?
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!
Proud Crossoveree with:
Open for other Crossovers
The plight of the endless CT-T war has arrived in Equestria! Observe the Equestrians as they watch the CTs and Ts duke it out and see endless humans die and come back to life, all while watching their beloved buildings and monuments be possibly destroyed every match for 10 rounds!
This story brought to you by Valve, Gaben, My Little Pony, Hasbro, the letter 'T', and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
Negative six-star rating and never featured on Equestria Daily!
Note from the Author (3/28/2021)-
Really gotta hate how people don't listen to this segment. Really gotta love it.
Seriously people, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY Please do not comment on, thumbs up, fave this story, or add it to any bookshelves. Years later in all honesty I'm not happy with this story or how I ultimately wrote it. The only reason I don't delete it is because it got featured and because so many folks have it in their bookshelves already.
Hello. If you're reading this, you somehow found my message. Hopefully you are a fellow Brony, and will not simply assume this is the insane ramblings of a crazy person.
Oh, I suppose I should introduce myself, this story is about me, I guess. The name's Cain. Nice to meet ya.
Now, getting to the point of why I sent this out. Ya see, a few months ago, I had a rather unsettling experience. My mind was ripped from my body on Earth and transported to wherever it is our beloved Equestria lies. Normally, this would be nothing to worry about, as it seems to happen all the time, but frankly, this time was different. Instead of being sent to Equestria as a human, or nay, a pony, my mind was placed inside the body of an Equestrian.
Unfortunately for me, it happened to be Diamond Tiara.
Yeah...not what I was expecting either. Now, quick, before the message fades, get me some help!!
Looking for Co-Authors!
Former-HoneyHoneyHoney
Current-Pinklestia
Helpers-Hoopy McGee,CloneBurner, RemareShadows,
shagohad12, Dusty the Royal Janitor
Inspired by Hoopy McGee's Why am I Pinkie Pie?!
I was just hoping to get this last job done, always getting sent to this dimension or that, always doing the interests of others. Unfortunately, everyone's luck eventually runs out, and it looks like mine has ran out as well. Now somehow I got stuck in this place, in a foreign body, and things just keeps getting worse for me. What did I do to deserve this?
Note: This is not a HiE story.
Editors: Discord Kantus (Chapters I-XLII), Hyari (Chapters XXXIV and onward), Fourpony
Art: AlicornParty
Discord changed reality to create chaos.
The Narrator changes it for the sake of a good plot line.
As he warps reality, weaving a ridiculous tale as he goes, Twilight has no choice but to play along.
She just hopes to Celestia this story has a good ending.
What happens, happens. I think that is one of the rules of Causality as stated by the late, great Douglas Adams. It is a pretty important rule and I use it to guide me through life, no matter what goes on in it. So, when I was driving to an out of town job and found myself in another world, I did my best to take everything in stride.
I would be the first to say the adjustment is not easy. Especially, when the first thing you do is make yourself a pony distrusted, disliked and defamed by some national heros. Thinking about that, I think I have to invoke another Douglas Adams quote. "Don't Panic."
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This is the result of me getting bored one day and starting writing. Now that I got a bit of it done, I wouldn't mind honest opinions, and flame away if you feel the need. I have thick skin.
As you might notice, there are a few chapters with a box at the top. These are the ones that my editor and I went through again, and hopefully improved. I'll refrain from changing plot but spelling, grammar and flow are all up for grab. Especially for the early chapters.
I'm a regular average guy named Dalton, well at least I used to be. Until I somehow turned into a My Little Pony character named Cloudchaser. I have no idea how this happened, or as to why it happened, but I am determined to find out. As soon as I figure out how to walk.
(Part of the ponyearthverse) If you liked the story, don't forget to like, and or fav. 
As Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie are about to make their way into the Everfree Forest for the first time, Bowser decides to mix things up in his world by swapping Mario with a different hero. Chaos erupts as both heroes try to find out what they have to do to get back home.
BIG thanks to my editor Twilight Mercer, also to Final Draft for making this awesome cover art.
Starting October 17th, this fic is in full production. Check out my other stories and channel, and please say what you think down in the comment section, and remember; keep it clean.
Play certain tracks when they shows up in the story with the links, right click and choose 'open in new tab'.
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