My little Popo: Teamfourstar is Magic!

by jon646an

Bald and Sexy

Author's Note:

Special thanks to 42Dannybob of DeviantArt for allowing me to use his version of the song.
You can find it here!

Popo was laughing

The laugh was, undeniably, the most scariest thing they ever heard in their entire mortal lives. Chrysalis, Discord, Celestia, and Luna heard it plenty of times, but it still scared the shit out of them whenever they hear it. Right now, Mr. Popo was laughing at the changeling maggot who thought could intimidate him. Obviously, they never learn the pecking order. Time to lay it upon these fools.

"Alright maggots listen up," spoke Mr. Popo. "Obviously, that useless maggot didn't know about the pecking order, so now I'm going to teach it to you."

Twilight then spoke, "Um, you already told us about the peckin-"

"Shut up maggot!" shouted Mr. Popo. The sky suddenly turned bloody red, which scared a lot of ponies and changelings inside.

"Sorry!" apologized Twilight.

Twilight Own Count: 7

The sky turned back to normal, prompting Mr. Popo to continue speaking. "As I was saying, I will teach you all the pecking order. There's you, the dirt, the worms inside the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, and Popo. Any other questions?" Everyone shooked their heads. Mr. Popo frowned a bit. He was hoping someone would ask so he can bitchslapped them. "Good, we can begin.... the reception party!"

"Um, actually we don't have a band since, well, my subjects sorta trapped the players," meekly said Chrysalis.

'Ooh, Ooh! I wanna sing!'

'Shut up Nappa! Not even Popo himself could hear you!'

"Oh, I heard that," said Popo smiling. This shocked Chrysalis.

"Wait, what?"

"POPO!" A large cloud of smoke appeared on the altar, which revealed a tall, muscular man wearing saiyan armor. Did I mention he's bald and has a modeling career face?

"No...way! I'm alive!" shouted Nappa.

"Huh, didn't know he could do that," said Discord. Chrysalis had on a face of pure horror written on it. She can believe that Mr. Popo just brought out, HIM! That horror increased ten fold when Nappa looked at her.

"Hey Chrysalis!"

'No...'

"I'm alive!"

'No, no, no...

"You know what that means?"

'NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...!' Nappa suddenly gabe Chrysalis a big hug.

"We're going to be able to hang out and be the bestest of friends!" Finally, Chrysalis couldn't take it anymore.

"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"

"I know, the best. Check out all these bald ponies. There's me, those changelings, and, uh, UH!"

"So, what exactly are you planning to do?" asked Spike. Nappa released Chrysalis (who was still cursing) and stared at the mini dragon.

"Chrysalis, look! A pokemon," said Nappa.

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

"A what?! No, I'm Spike," corrected the dragon assistant.

"You hear that Chrysalis? It's a Spike! If only I had a- hey, wait a minute." Nappa reach to his side and pulled out a small pokeball. "I forgot I keep a spare for emergencies like this!" He clicked on the button, causing the pokeball to grow a little.

"Wow how did you do tha- OW!" Spike said before he was hit on the face with the pokeball.

"Aw man! I didn't catch it!" complained Nappa. "Oh well, time to sing! But first, I need some equipment."

"Oh please, allow me," said Popo. "POPO!" Smoke covered the room, and when it died out, there was a bunch of equipment, and A bunch of bald people that includes Krillin, Tien, Roshi, Piccolo and even those who had died like Ginyu, Guldo, Burter, Frieza, and even Guru! As always, Krillin makes a scene.

"What the hell! One moment, I was about to put the moves on an android girl, the next thing I knew, I'm here!"

"Okay, one, I don't believe you," said Nappa.

"Aww."

Krillin Own Count: Too much to count

"Second, we're about to do take two of Bald This Way!"

"Hell no," countered Tien. "No way in hell I'm doing this shit. There's nothing you can do that change my mind."

"Hiiiiiiiiiii."

"....on second thought, maybe I should sing."

"Yay!" cheered Nappa. The man-child saiyan passed out some scripts to the bald singers. "Alright, look at them, read 'em, memorize' em, then sing 'em. It's show time people!"

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKK! Wait, what's going on?" Chrysalis's question was answered when Nappa took the mic and grabbed everyone's attention.

"Testing, one two, is this thing on?" he said. "Ponies, Changelings, and pokemon-"

"SPIKE!"

"Whatever. Welcome to the reception party! For those who don't know me, I am Nappa, former chancellor to king Vegeta, former modeling spokesman, former movie director-"

"Hey that reminds me," interrupted Krillin. "You swindled me for that one movie idea."

"Don't care. And also, I am a Saiyan. Now let's start this party!" Music started playing in the background. It was sort of like techno. Ponies, changelings, and their gods watched as Nappa took the stand.

Nappa: It doesn't matter if you love me... or capital M-E.
Just put your shiney heads up... 'cause you are bald this way baby.

My momma told me when I was young,
"You're gonna roam the stars!" (SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEE!)
She combed my tail, put my armor on
And sent me off in my space pod

Krillin: All you need to do is shave your hair
Then wax that bitch until it shines (light shones on his head, reflects itself onto a random changeling, killing it from the intensity of Krillin's baldness, much to Chrysalis's horror)
Who gives a crap if all the children stare
Just listen up and you'll be fine (scanning.... bald and sexy)

Nappa:I'm beautiful in my way
Kami makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I am bald this way!

Krillin: Don't hide yourself in regret
Just power up and you're set
We're on the right track baby
'Cause we're bald this way! (Bald this way!)

Ginyu (to replace Tien): Ooh there ain't no other way
Baby i was bald this way
Baby i was bald this way! (Bald this way!)
Chiaotzu: Ooh there ain't no other way
Baby i was Bald this way
Nappa: Right track baby
We were bald this way!

Burter: Don't let it drag
just let it gleam
Guldo: Don't let it drag
just let it gleam
King Kai: Don't let it drag
just let it gleam
Vegeta Jr (Saibamen one before being killed by Vegeta): Don't be

Piccolo (In Yoshi outfit): Get rid of stubble
and love your head
Yoshi boy embrace the truth

In the life of a Namekian
I must be this way respect my youth

Nappa: A different baldy is not a sin
Believe capital M and E (Hey Hey Hey)
I love my head, i love this baldness song
Mi Scalp it will blow you away
(blow you away)

I'm beautiful in my way
Kami makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I am bald this way!

Krillin: Don't hide yourself in regret
Just power up and you're set
We're on the right track baby
'Cause we're bald this way! (Bald this way!)

Ginyu: Ooh there ain't no other way
Baby i am bald this way
Baby i am bald this way! (Bald this way!)
Chiaotzu: Ooh there ain't no other way
Baby i am Bald this way
Nappa: Right track baby
We are bald this way!

Popo: waaaayyyyy
Nail: Don't Be
Guru: Naaail

Don't let it drag
just let it gleam
whether black, white, blue or green
your saiyan blood, namek descent
your Kami teams, your Guru heads

Kami: Whether life's abilities
choice to shave or biology
Rejoice to love your head today
cos Guru (Guru:Yeah) We are bald this way

Dende: No matter insect or kai
Freiza or human life
I'm on the right track baby
cos i'm gonna survive
No matter how dark the days
my head will reflect all those rays
I'm on the right track Krillin
But my name is Dende

Frieza (talks it):I'm beautiful in my way
Kami makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I am bald this way!

Krillin: Don't hide yourself in regret
Nappa: Just power up and you're set
Both: We're on the right track baby
'Cause we're bald this way! (Tien: Yeeaaaah)

Tien (with reluctance): Ooh there ain't no other way
Baby i am bald this way
Baby i am bald this way (Bald this way)
Ooh there ain't no other way
Baby i am born this way
Right track baby
I am bald this way

All: I am bald this way hey
i am bald this way hey
i'm on the right track baby
we are bald this way hey!

I am bald this way heeey
i am bald this way hey
i'm on the right track baby
we are bald this way hey!

Nappa: Same Bald Way
We're Bald this way

Same Bald way
We're bald this way!

When it was over, everyone was quiet. Then, they all started stomping their hooves, which signifies that they love the song! Nappa was shedding manly tears of joy.

"We did it! We manage to finish the song!"

"Yeah, that's great and all, but can we go home now?" complained Tien. Popo laughed at this.

"Oh hell no, you're staying here to enjoy all of this. Consider this my one time good deed to you," said Popo.

"Yeah Tien, relax a little," spoke Krillin.

"I change my mind, you're all going home, and you can thank that maggot over there."

"Wait, what?"

"Byyyyyyyeeeeeee!"

"Nnnnoooooooooooo!" shout Krillin before he and the other summons were sent back to their respective places.

Krillin Own Count: I lost count

As the ponies and changelings ease up and celebrated, Twilight spoke to her friends. "I don't like this."

"Oh, he's not so bad Twilight. He's doing what's best for everyone," softly spoke Fluttershy. Unknown to the shy pegasus, Popo heard her, but instead of mocking her, he SMILED! Not the evil ones, but a genuine smile.

'Excellent, I found my new partner.'

"Fluttershy's right, sugarcube," spoke Applejack. Twilight gave the farmer a sigh.

"Maybe you're right."

"You should just relax. Just do this." Rainbow cracked her neck, making a small crack from it.

"You know, that does sound relaxing. Maybe that's what I need." With that, Twilight attempted to cracked her neck, only for her to actually crack the whole thing. "Oh Faust, my neck!"

Twilight Own Count: 8

Comments

[Super57]

Freaking. WOW XD

[Hidemain]

I actually sang along... I HAVE NO REGRETS

[Hairy Konquerer]

it could've been funnier if Cell joined. Imperfect or Semi-Perfect

[Sadora5459]

VEGETA TRUNKS IS PICKING ON ME!!

LEARN TO SHARE BRAT!

(Kicks trunks in the face!)

[Razzy]

Another poor changeling... And poor Twilight.

[DOOT_Slayer]

It would be so fun if imperfect cell joined in. He is an absolute psycho.