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Blossomforth and her friends are just wrapping up a nice day at the amusement park, and stop by the souvenir shop on their way out. Blossom comes across a conundrum.

Written for One-Shotober.

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"Dear Derpy Hooves... I love your butt, and so, I wrote this letter to inform you about it! Probably not one of my best ideas, but I couldn't resist. You just had to know about my feelings."

Derpy's gotten an odd love letter in the mail from a very secret admirer. Who this might be? She may never know...


Coauthored with RainbowBob

What started out as a simple conversation escalated into... this. Considering I wrote most of it, RainbowBob told me I should be the one to post it. So, I am.

This story was inspired by, though not really related to "Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You" and its sequel "Dear Princess Luna: I Love You"

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This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You


"Dear Princess Luna... I love you oh so much. I just want to be with you forever, lost in your embrace. While mere words cannot even begin to describe the depths of my feelings for you, but this letter will have to do."

Twilight is at it again with hitting the bottle and forcing Spike to put words on a letter. This time addressed to Princess Luna herself, who is quite surprised by the gesture. Even more surprising in the revelation of Twilight's feelings for her. Along with some other... quite questionable subjects.

Warning: Not so subtle sexual context.

Sequel to Dear Princess Celestia: I Hate You.

Thanks to my editor Xl9 for all the help!

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This story is driven entirely by user comments. So whatever you say, it will happen.
Continued in Part 2: Raise the Flag

You wake up to find that for whatever reason you are now in Equestria and Twilight is looking down on you with a look on her face that you can only describe as "lascivious." What do you do?

Edited by Kiro0613

Updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Authors note:
I will be checking up on this story every few days or so to see what you all are saying. Whatever comments you make, regardless of how silly, stupid, or insane it is. I will make it happen. :D

Sister stories
Wake up. See this. What do? Rainbow Dash Edition by me and Hankyhannah (Cancelled)
Everfree Survival by Hrafn
Wake Up With A Hangover. Have Morning Wood. See This. What The Hell Do You Do? by RainbowBob

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People like Button's mom. Some really, really like her. So it's no surprise a few fanart and stories are made in her favor. And now poor Button has to deal with the end result for some inexplainable reason. Hopefully he doesn't get mentally scarred for life!

Thanks to my editors Selbi and Trials, along with my pre-reader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!

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Snowflame has been in Equestria for quite some time now, and here are some of his insane adventures, that you control.

Have fun.

Inspired by the story, Wake up. See this. What do? by my good friend, RazortheAwesome
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This is part of the Snowflame in Equestria series.
*My Little Snowflme: Cocaine is Magic
*Snowflame Steals Bon Bon's Slippers
*Snowflame Goes into Ponyville and Does Stuff
*Razor vs. Snowflame by: RazortheAwesome (non-canon)
*Snowflame Gets Invited to the Grand Galloping Gala

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Lyra has been hired to play at this year's Grand Galloping Gala, the one problem is that Princess Celestia wants to meet Ponyville's local cocaine powered super villain, Snowflame.

Romance Tag for Lyra/Bon Bon

Edited by:RazortheAwesome

This is Part 4 of the Snowflame in Equestria series.
*My Little Snowflame: Cocaine is Magic
*Snowflame Steals Bon Bon's Slippers
*Snowflame Goes into Ponyville and Does Stuff
*Razor vs. Snowflame By: RazortheAwesome (non-canon)

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Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

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