//------------------------------// // Cardboard Box // Story: Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story) // by RazortheAwesome //------------------------------// hide for the love of god hide Hide HIDE! SHE MAY BE WORKING FOR THE PURPLE CRAZY LOCO RAPE YOUR ASS PONY! HID HIDE HIDE HIDE HIDE!!!!! Carefully hide, if you start blindly running for a hiding spot you're likely to grab attention. FUCKIN RUN! GO TO THE CARD-BOARD BOX! Find the nearest hay bale and dolphin dive into it, QUICKLY!!! Well the obvious option here is to yell up at her with a manly voice saying "Look its the flying gay pride parade!" You will then proceed to manly hide underneath the cardboard box that Snake left behind in a... manly way... just not too manly or else the manliness that radiates off of you will give away your position. Hide you must survive to repay your debt... and the card bord box can not help now.. Hide under a tree and keep a eye on the rainbow haired Pegasus. Unless Applejack or Big Mac need you, DO NOT LOSE TRACK OF THE PEGASUS! Stay hidden and listen 'till you know what she's looking for. If it happens to be you, pray that she's not working for Twilight. DUCK FOR COVER and hide in snakes box in the barn Get inside the cardboard box snake if its still their. Then proceed to find applejack and bigmac they have yet to do anything to you so find them and get some protection. Ps if theirs no box travel from cover to cover like an assassin. Since when have these ponies been anything but trouble, engage stealth mode. Hide in a cardboard box NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!! You hide under solid snakes box and stealthily sneak to applejack. She is the only female pony you can trust. Also if your found out yell نكاح الشرطة at the top of your lungs. A:Run to the nearest box and hide under it and be like your hero Solid Snake. Snake left his box for a reason...other than you spotting him... Wait... is this the Rainbow Dash from this comment-driven story's sister fic? If so, just observe in silence. If this is not that Rainbow Dash, TAKE FDGING COVER! Ok, so far you nearly got raped by 2 unicorns, you pissed off an earth pony and her brother, and now a Pegasus is apparently looking for something? Hell no, take NO chances, hurry up, find a good spot to hide, and wait for her to leave. After she does, ask applejack who she is and what she may have been looking for......provided she's cooled down enough to answer a few questions Use your badass Bear Grylls skills and hide under the canopy of trees. All the while spy on her to make sure she is not an assailant of the Rapi-corns You suddenly notice her look in your direction. 'AW HELL NO!,' you think to yourself as you see her. YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN!!! You quickly look to your right and notice that the cardboard box that Solid Snake (you really need to check to see if you are still high somehow) is still there. Without thinking twice, you run over and dolphin dive towards it. You slide on the ground several feet (getting your shirt dirty in the process, but it was already dirty enough from all the work you did today so que sera sera you suppose) and quickly grab the box and pull it over yourself once you reach it. You scrunch up as small as possible inside the box to keep yourself effectively hidden. Luckily, Snake got it big so this isn't a problem at all. Now you contemplate what to do about the rainbow colored pegasus up there. The thought enters your head that whoever it is is obviously the flying gay pride parade, but you didn't have a problem with Lyra and Bon Bon being that way, so there's no reason why you wouldn't have a problem with this (God, you really need to see if they are okay). Sure, you could find out if she's nice or not, but given every pony that you've run into up until this point, you aren't about to take that chance. Use your military Sniper training to shoot her down! This comes to mind... Too bad you dont have a rocket launcher right now... You stared at the flying pony for awhile but someone or something in the back in your subconscious a drill sergeant-like voice rang throughout your mind stated the most logical thing you have ever heard in your brief time in Equestria. "Shoot it down," So knowing that a Stinger missile would be too slow for taking down a lightning speed pegasus (you just knew) and a sniper rifle would not be suitable as well, since you might probably miss due to the air current and gravity. Knowing that real life doesn't follow Halo physics, you pull out a black metallic object from your non existent pocket. The weapon you revealed is the Typhoon. Although the 2000 years of human ingenuity weapon is called a sub-machine gun isn't great at long ranges, it fires 500 rounds per second. Even if you missed, there'll be more bullets cracking through the sky. With that in mind, you begin to aim down the sights, pointed at the winged blue equine and than, pressed the trigger. You contemplate shooting down the pegasus just in case. Unfortunately you do not have a stinger missile, nor do you have any weapons with which to shoot it down. Plus, Lyra told you that no one in Ponyville owns a weapon (God, you've been thinking about them a lot) so even if Halo physics were somehow working here (they started putting the weapons on the character's backs in the game so that won't even work), you wouldn't have picked up any weapons with which to use. So that is out. Instead, you figure you should make your way over to Applejack. She hasn't tried to do anything to you yet, and you still owe her, so logically she shouldn't let anything happen to you... Logically... You wait a few moments just in case. You don't hear or see anything outside of the hole in front of you. Maybe she hasn't noticed you yet. Slowly but surely, you begin to walk straight ahead and make your way back to the farmhouse where you know Applejack is. However, before you even get three feet, you hear a certain clopping noise. The kind of noise that sounds like hooves hitting the ground. More specifically, hooves hitting the floor after falling from the sky. 'OH FUCK!!!' You silently say to yourself as that noise hits your ears. 'What do I do now!?' Wait why has snake left a silenced pistol on the ground....... You idiot. You know that Snake never leaves his weapons behind. If he did he would run the risk of getting caught, AND SNAKE NEVER GETS CAUGHT!!!! Except by you a few moments ago but that is beside the point. There is no silenced pistol on the ground. However, upon thinking of that, a realization suddenly hits you. 'Wait...' you think to yourself. 'Didn't I notice Snake hiding in this box?' Not only that, but you aren't Solid Snake, so if you were able to notice Solid Snake hiding here.... You thoughts are interrupted by the sudden appearance of a pony with a cyan blue coat in front of the hole you use to see out of. Time seems to slow down for you. You watch as the pony reaches down, puts a hoof at the edge of the box............................................. And then lifts it up. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ! You swear you can literally hear the metal gear sound effect play in your head as you look right into the pegasus' face. No-seriously, her face is inches away from yours. She's holding up the box with her right hoof and staring right at you. She's looking right at you, you're staring right into her magenta colored eyes... Oddly enough though your epic battle of staring isn't as epic as when you did it with Bon Bon. Either way though, she's looking right at you. You see her pupils slowly start to shrink the longer she stares at you. What do you do?