//------------------------------// // We Will Party Hard aka WALK THE GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR!!! // Story: Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story) // by RazortheAwesome //------------------------------// Oh dear god here it comes! Walk the dinosaur. "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEA!" Proceed to walk the dinosaur Walk the dinosaur. (Just so you know, the video doesn't seem to work in Canada :C) Go back outside, and open the door. Once you do that, get on the floor. Then proceed to walk the dinosaur. Gummy jumps out of the chandelier and, being much closer to a dinosaur than anyone else at the party, completely steals the spotlight when he starts walking. The dinosaur seems to be appropriate at this time so initiate dinosaur walk protocol. Start channeling your inner MIchael Jackson and moon walk into the center of the room and quickly begin walking the dinosaur like a BAWS! >> The Sniper Tactical Dinosaur-walk, incoming! Step 1.) ...do I need to say it fool? WALK THAT DINOSAUR!!! Step 2.) Look damn good doin' it! Step 3.) Enjoy as everypony decides to follow the dance as well, creating a new craze that takes Ponyville by storm! Step 4.) Enjoy a piece of cake and watch the new craze you started take off, feeling profound satisfaction for it! Step 5.) ...meh, give the Spike fellow some dating tips, if only so he'll help you out more later. He'll keep Twilight away AND be a re-bound guy for Rarity, win-win! What do you do?! I'll tell you what you do! Get your ass on the dance floor and walk the dinosaur! The tension rises. / Your skills were for this moment. / Accept the challenge! Response:"This... is... my.. JAM!" Action: Slide to the center of the dance floor and WALK THAT DINOSAUR TO NEW, EPIC BOSS LEVELS! Yell in a playful voice: "Oh No You Didn't!!!" Strut your way over to the DJ as all the ponies' eyes are on you, some are hitting their feet on the ground in what you guess is applause. Grab her sunglasses and put them on your face while pointing both fingers at her in a "She Knows What's Up" Manner. The DJ allows this and just smiles at you and continues rocking her headbanging. Get into the middle of the ring of Ponies and as soon as the the lyrics reach "Open the door, get on the floor" DO WHAT YOU WERE BORN TO DO Walk the Dinosaur like there is no tomorrow. You are a god on the dance floor, and your moves are so flawless Michael Jackson would be jealous. The more you walk it, the more the ponies cheer. Lyra whistles, Bon Bon shouts "Woo Hoo" Fluttershy seems to be saying "yay" but you can't hear anything, and some steroid abusing looking white pegasus just shouts "YEAH!!!" Eventually, the others join in after Pinkie Pie starts cutting a rug with you and giggling. "This is the Best Party Ever!!!" You Shout to the sky just as the song ends and everypony cheers and pats you on the back and tell you what a boss you are. Have Pinkie place a door in front of you. OPEN THE DOOR. GET ON THE FLOOR. MOTHERFUCKIN' WALK THE DINOSAUR. This is pretty much the new rule to this story: Whenever a commentor says, "Walk the dinosaur." Or something similar, you must walk the GOD DAMNED DINOSAUR! Open the door! Get on the floor! Everybody walk the dinosaur! ok it is now time to show off how much swag you can radiate at once. as soon as you hear the song play you Walk the motherfuckin' dinosaur. next when the song is done you don't know how it happens but the song changes to party rock anthem and you bust out doing the matching dance to it like a fucking boss. and just when you think you're getting a break. gangnam style starts playing and you can't help but dance to it to. finally after 3 songs the music stops and you look around. The other party goer's are passes out from over exposure to highly condensed swag You know what to do. Dinosaur LIKE A BAWS. Man, I wish you had channeled your inner YGOTAS Yami. Then you could have just gone over to some random pony and challenged them to a children's card game WALK THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR! We Will Party Hard Walk The Dinosaur by Was (Not Was) "Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom" As the intro beat to the song beats through your ears (pun very much intended), you feel your mouth fall open as you look back at Lyra. "Oh no you didn't!" you shout playfully at her in disbelief. No really, you really can't believe she just did this. Lyra only responds by keeping that smirk on her face and giving you a wink. She knows what's up. After that she looks away from you and walks over to where Bon Bon is standing. "Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom" With that you look around the room, and notice that all the eyes of the ponies are staring at you. You can't help but feel the same smile that Lyra had crawl across your face as you see this. You guess there is no more putting this off. Not anymore... "This... is... my... JAM!" you say as the intro to the song still beats through the party. You walk on over to the DJ like the boss that you are. Once you reach her, you snatch her sunglasses off of her face like a boss, spin them around and put them on. Surprisingly they fit. They do tint the entire party blue, but you don't mind. The DJ just looks up at you, looking absolutely shocked that you did that. You just throw both your hands out and point both your fingers at her in a "You know what's up," kind of manner. She seems to understand, as she just smiles and nods at you as her horn glows and another pair of sunglasses come out from beneath the table. Apparently she had more (hey, maybe you can convince her to let you keep these). With that, she keeps bobbing her head to the song, and you... "Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom" You spin around like the boss that you are with a move that Michael Jackson would be jealous of and start walking towards the center of the room. Then, right as the lyrics hit, you dash forward and slide right to the center of the room. "It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey, start to go" You dance in place and sing along with the lyrics as the song starts up. You don't need to channel anybody to dance like a boss, you already know how. "The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched 'Miami Vice'" As you start dancing, all the ponies in the room start cheering and many of them start hitting their hooves against the ground. You guess that's their form of applause. "I walked a dinosaaaaaaur, I walked a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur" Right as those words come up, out of nowhere Pinkie Pie suddenly appears and puts a red door frame (complete with a door) in front of you. What do you do? You walk forward. You open the door. You get on the floor. AND YOU WALK THE MOTHA BUCKIN DINOSAUR "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur" The song blares throughout the party as you walk the god damned motha buckin dinosaur like the bawller boss that you are. Like you were meant to... LIKE YOU WERE BORN TO!!! You hear Lyra whistle loudly at you as you do this. "WOOHOO!!!" You hear from a voice that is unmistakably Bon Bon's. "Oh... my..." you think you can hear Fluttershy cheer before it's quickly drowned out by the cheering of the crowd and lost on you. You don't care about any of that though. YOU ARE DOIN THE MOTHABUCKIN DINOSAUR!!!! "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur" Right as the chorus ends, you jump back up onto your feet and start dancing again. As you do, several ponies get closer and start dancing with you. It's not nearly as weird as it seems. "I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars" "I walked a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur, I walked a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur" Right before the chorus hits again however, you open the door again, get on the floor, but right as you are about to do the dinosaur. You notice something. You look to your left, Lyra's right there next to you. Bon Bon is right next to her. You then look to your right, only to look right into the eyes of Pinkie Pie, as she is on the floor with you. Next to her you can see Rainbow Dash, and surprisingly Applejack and Fluttershy. You then look around and notice that everypony at the party is right there on the floor with you. You even notice the DJ as she runs out from behind her table and gets down on the floor next to a grey pony wearing a bow tie. You can't help but let a smirk crawl across your face as you notice this. Then the chorus hits. "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur" And everypony starts walking the dinosaur with you. Every... pony.... in the room... is walking the dinosaur with you. By God, you really feel like a boss now. They all follow your lead as they walk the dinosaur with you. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny alligator drops down from the chandelier and lands right next to you. He then proceeds to start doing the dinosaur with you and all the ponies. You're kind of confused as to why there is an alligator there, but you don't really care about that now. Besides, he doesn't look nearly huge enough to cause any serious damage. Plus, he's doing the dinosaur with you, so that's awesome. "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur" As the chorus ends, you and everypony there jump back up and start dancing normally again. "One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch" You notice several couples dancing together as you do, though strangely enough, most of them were made up of two females. Then again, you did notice that there were DRASTICALLY more girls in this town than guys. You notice Lyra dancing with Bon Bon (obviously), Berry Punch (as much as she could given how obviously drunk she was) was with Minuette, Derpy was with Time Turner, which you kind of expected, the DJ was with that grey pony, and you even noticed Applejack and Rainbow Dash dancing together for a little bit. Pinkie Pie was just all over the place and hell, even Rarity came up and tried to dance with you despite what you told her earlier. You just let that one happen though, as you're too caught up in the moment to really do anything. "Elvis landed in a rocket, rocket, rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard" "A shadow from the sky, much too big to be a bird A screaming, crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar" "I killed a dinosaaaaaaaaaaur, I killed a dinosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaur" Then, right as that last line hits, you and every pony else get back down to the floor, and get prepared to walk ONE LAST DINOSAUR "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur" You and every pony there walk the god damn dinosaur like you mean it, you walk it like there is no tomorrow. Like there will never be another dinosaur. "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur" You've started a trend in this town populated entirely by ponies, and you're certain it's not going anyway anytime soon. "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur" WALK THE "Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur" DINOSAUR Right as the last word of the song hits, you and every pony there stop, but none of you get off of the floor. Not yet. "Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom" "Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom" "Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka lacko boom boom" As the song dies down, you and everypony else slowly gets back up. As you stand back to your feet. You notice all eyes on you again, and instantly, you cannot even tell who started it, every pony there starts cheering like mad for you. You start to think that they might even tear down the building with all the hoof stomping they are doing. You then hear another high pitched whistle and notice Lyra standing on her rear hooves and waving her hoof around like a maniac. Bon Bon is right next to her. You look around and notice Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and hell, even Rarity and Fluttershy cheering for you as well. Pinkie Pie then suddenly drops out of nowhere and lands right on your head and shoulders. You're startled for a moment at that, but you don't fall down. In fact, she is kind of light.... like she doesn't even weigh anything..... Now that you think about it.... it's kind of weird. Before you can even comprehend it any further though, you suddenly jumps off of you and lands back down on the ground behind you. "AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You suddenly hear from the speakers as you turn back around to notice the DJ back at her table again. She's holding a microphone with her magic. "That was Walk The Dinosaur as requested by Lyra Heartstrings and Jason Morgan the human!!!" At the mere mention of your name, every pony in the room starts cheering and stomping the ground again. You feel yourself blush a little bit as they do. "AAAAAAWWWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The DJ continues. "By Celestia that was awesome. I might even need to play that again later tonight. But for now, to all you little ponies out there. I got one question for ya?" She stopped for a moment to stand up like Lyra and put her hoof on the table. "You all aren't done tonight are you?" At that, a chorus of "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"'s echoed throughout the room. You even helped with that one. "AWWW YEAH! I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!" The DJ continued. "So let's keep this party going with the new single from Larry Underhoof, 'Baby Can You Dig Your Stallion'!" At that, everypony, and you, cheered again. "BABY CAN YOU DIG IT!!!???" The DJ added before she set the next record on one of her turntables and started playing it. With that, the party was in full swing again, and it wasn't gonna stop anytime soon. Needless to say, you have a blast that night. You hang with the ponies, make some new friends, drink some of Applejack's special brand of Apple Cider (God damn it was good), and you're pretty sure that you may have just invented the banana daiquiri here in Equestria. Time Turner seems to like it though, he likes it a lot. Eventually, after a LONG LONG time, and after dancing to several more songs, including one where you showed them the awesomeness that is Smooth Criminal, the party finally dies down and everypony starts to go home. Eventually, as much fun as you had, you leave with Lyra and Bon Bon. You know, looking on this night, despite everything that happened since you've gotten here. This is probably the most fun you've had in a long, long time. -The Next Morning- You wake up on Lyra's couch sometime the next morning. Still a little sleepy.... okay REALLY sleepy, you sit up on her couch and look around. You have no idea what time it even is right now and surprisingly, you don't have a hangover. Thankfully you don't have to go to Applejack's farm today because she INSISTED that you take today off at the party last night, and you weren't really one to argue then. What do you do?