It takes a little while for the tea to finish, but once it does, you pour out two separate cups for yourself and Fluttershy, who is sitting back at her table silently waiting for you. You've decided to wait until you've served the tea before you start questioning her. Especially after your little.... "episode" back in her room (you fully intend to do what you can to help fix her wall). After all, she hasn't said a word since she came downstairs.
She doesn't seem scared of you. You just assume that if that were the case, she'd bolt off faster than lightning knowing her, but she stays here with you. You just decided to give her a couple of extra minutes to herself so she can take in all of this.
"Thank you Twilight," she says to you as you set down the teapot, the two cups, and some sugar onto her table with your magic. She blows on her tea for a moment before she takes a sip. You lift up your cup with your magic and take a sip yourself. You notice Fluttershy getting some sugar in her's. You stop to think for a moment that yours needs some as well, so you get some once she's done.
Fluttershy looks at you strangely for a moment as you do. It takes a moment for you to realize, but you just dumped five heaping spoonfuls of sugar into your tea and were moving onto the sixth. You stop immediately and just stir your tea for a moment in silence.
After a few more moments, the mood calms down again. Its time to ask her some questions.
Ask her if you can enter her mind to look at her memories of the time the human was near.
Oh, how you wish you could do that. Unfortunately, mind reading spells are illegal in Equestria..... very illegal. In fact, they are so illegal that the last person you know of who got arrested for using one got his horn snapped off. You're sure there is more to the story than that but that's just what you heard.
The memory spell you used to free her from Discord won't work either cause that was dependent on your memories as well as her own, so yeah, that's not an option. You're instead forced to use one of the greatest time tested methods of old. You'll simply have to ask her directly and hope she gives the truth.
Option 1: Ask where the human went. The direct approach is the easiest.
Option 2: Dance around the subject by pretending that you're completely calm and ask about a bunch of things that have no relevance whatsoever to your current situation before letting slip the idea that you know that she knows. Then, "Where is the human?"
Option 3: Search for Zergs! Don't let them flank you!
Thinking that a direct approach might not be best, especially since it's Fluttershy you are dealing with after all, you think it would be best if you danced around the issue, at least for the first few questions before you ask her directly.
"So, Fluttershy, met any new animals recently?"
"So, Fluttershy," you say to her after you take another sip of your tea? "Seen anything new?" Fluttershy just stares back at you from behind her mane, just like she usually does when she is nervous about something.
"U-um, what do you mean?" she asks you. You can feel your left eyebrow rise when you hear those words.
"Oh, nothing much," you say to her. "New plants, new ponies maybe some new animals?" Her eyes suddenly widen as she hears that last part, and you watch her almost choke on her tea. This confirms it. She knows where the human is. Now its time to stop beating around the bush. "Where is he?" you ask her. Fluttershy is still coughing a bit from almost chocking on her tea, but she still answers you.
"Wh-what?" she says to you.
ask where he is nicely, if se dodges questions or just dosent answer
give yourself a double voice
and in the most untimidating way possible say
where. is. he?
"Fluttershy..." you say to her again in the least intimidating way possible. "Where. Is. He?"
"What?" she says to you again.
'Okay, that's it!' you think to yourself. You're not about to take anymore of this bulls***. You stand up and flip the table over with your magic, spilling the tea you just made all over the floor in the process.
"What country you from!?" you ask her.
"What?" she replies back again to you.
"'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of! They speak Equestrian in What!?"
"W-what."
"ENGLISH MOTHERBUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!???"
"YES!" She almost screams those words. You can see tears starting to fall from her eyes. You REALLY don't want to do this, especially to Fluttershy, but all of Equestria is in danger right now and you have to save it.
"Then you know what I'm saying!?" you respond back to her.
"Yes!" Fluttershy responds back to you.
You must maintain proper grammar and still appear sane, so ask calmly, WHERE THE F DID THAT BIPEDAL BITCH GO!?
"Then tell me where the f*** did that bipedal bitch go!?"
"W-w-what..." she says to you again. You start to feel your left eye twitch uncontrollably as that word hits your ears again.
Threaten Fluttershy with your katana until she says something.
You draw out your katana with your magic and point it at her.
"Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherbucker, say 'what' one more Celestia damn time!!!"
"I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOHOHOHOW!!!!!!" she screams and falls to the floor. Now she is really crying. Despite that though, you start to feel your anger rising again at the prospect of another dead end.
Since all form of niceness is gone, demand the reason why she was tied up and what in tartus is a version of her is in my head.
"WHAT THE BUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!?" you ask her. "If you don't know, then why the buck were you tied to the bed!?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!" Fluttershy screams at you again, you are unconvinced. "I-I was knocked out so i didn't see where he went. I SWEAR IT'S THE TRUTH!!!" She then looks back up at you with tear filled eyes.
Suddenly, something within you breaks. Your eyes suddenly shrink to nonexistence as you really feel your soul snap like a twix bar. It even has the same "CRUNCH" sound effect.
*"rational" voice inside your head* Since anypony -or human, for that matter- must be ridiculously drugged to not want to mate with you, Twilight Sparkle, why not cast a spell that detects the use of drugs? Hay, it's not the worst thing that the split personality inside of you has suggested today.
*another side* Now prank call a kedaaah shop.
*yet another side* No, start spinning around saying "brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr, aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou, Exclamation point question mark Exclamation point question mark Exclamation point question mark Exclamation point question mark, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden."
*your inner Navi* Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
*your inner .MOV!Fluttershy* hey, hey, hey! Stay outta my shed!!!
*your inner Yami* Have you tried challenging the human to a children's card game? It applies to every situation. Barring that, have you tried collecting 10 Star Chips? If that has failed, did you collect all of the locator cards?
*your inner BEN* you've met a terrible fate, haven't you?
*your inner Twilight Sparkle with voices in her head* (see above, loop at this point of advice for a few times, then proceed to the next line)
*your inner bobobo bo bo bobo defense mechanism promptly kicks in, and all of the voices inside your head start a no-holds-barred battle royale inside your head in order to determine which course of action you should take.*
Suddenly a whole plethora of voices start to invade your head.
"I think we should prank call a kedaaah shop," says a voice in your head that sounds kind of like you.
"brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr, aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou, Exclamation point question mark Exclamation point question mark Exclamation point question mark Exclamation point question mark, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden." says another.
"Since anypony -or human, for that matter- must be ridiculously drugged to not want to mate with you, Twilight Sparkle, why not cast a spell that detects the use of drugs?" says another voice that sounds a lot like how you normally would.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" says another.
"Hey, hey, hey! Stay outta my shed!!!" says another, much deeper voice.
"Have you tried challenging the human to a children's card game? It applies to every situation. Barring that, have you tried collecting 10 Star Chips? If that has failed, did you collect all of the locator cards?" says another, yet much sexier voice.
"You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?" Another one says. Another one then follows after that... and another... and another... and another....
Your inner Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Ghost Sombra, all do the macarena.
Your inner Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Ghost Sombra don't join in though cause at the moment they are all doing the macarena.
"La la la la..." Ghost Sombra sings. "I refuse for there to be a chapter without meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then suddenly, you hear something break. Like glass. Then suddenly.... all of the voices stop... all of them.
Suddenly, a very familiar "bleep bloop" sound come up and more words appear at the bottom of your vision in a grey ellipse.
Oh and of course we have to give her new achievement.
Achievement unlocked: The madness has been doubled!!!
Description: SO you still keep collecting stress points? Well now you have so much of them that your emotions are starting to run wild. You still can turn around so keep calm and HAVE FUN
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-Meanwhile, at the Carousel Boutique-
"Oh, somehow I knew I would need this one day," Rarity said as she walked out from the back of her closet holding a straight jacket with her magic.
Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Spike all just stood there with their mouths hanging open.
"Uhh... Rarity..." Applejack finally spoke. "What do ya have..."
"I made this after the last time Twilight..." Rarity began to say, but then paused for a moment. "Well, lets just say was not all right in the head." she directed her eye contact away from them as she said that.
"Ah, it doesn't matter!" Rainbow Dash said. "She has it, and that's all that matters right now."
"Yeah, I kind of have to agree with Rainbow Dash," Spike said. "As much as I would like to know WHY Rarity has a straight jacket in her closet, and believe me I would." he said as he looked back over to her for a moment. A weird blush was on her face and she was smiling almost sheepishly. Spike then turned his attention back to Applejack and Rainbow Dash. "We should probably save those questions until AFTER we capture Twilight."
"I agree," Rarity said as she neatly folded up the straight jacket and put it on her saddlebags, which she floated over to her. "So, what do we have to do now?" she then asked them almost a little to quickly.
"Well," Applejack said. "First we gotta get Pinkie Pie an-"
"HI!" Pinkie Pie suddenly said as she came in from out of nowhere. Practically everypony (and dragon) jumped off of their hooves in surprise as they heard her voice.
"PINKIE!!!" Applejack asked as she landed back on the ground. "How did-"
"I know when I'm needed," she said before Applejack could finish her sentence.
"How-," Applejack was about to ask again, but Rainbow Dash just put a hoof on her shoulder.
"AJ, its Pinkie, best not to ask questions." Applejack just turned to look at her before she looked back at Pinkie, who was smiling and looking back at them. Also she had her head turned 370 degrees for some reason.
"All right," Applejack said as she let out a sigh. "Now, we just need ta get-"
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The sound cut through the air like a knife through butter.
"Um," Applejack said. "Ya'll hear that?"
"I feel that," was all Spike said.
-Meanwhile, in Canterlot Palace-
Princess Celestia was spending her afternoon relaxing in a nice, large pool of white yogurt. Why she had a giant pool of white yogurt, nopony knew. In situations like these, they found it best not to ask.
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The sound of screaming interrupted her relaxation.
"What in Tartarus is that noise?" she asked.
-Meanwhile, on the moon-
"Ah..." Luna said as she took in a deep breath of the moon's nonexistent air. "It feels good to come back to the moon every once in-"
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"- The hay is that?" she asked.
-Meanwhile, in another dimension where ponies are not the domination species... AND IN SPACE!!!-
"Ah, so where should we go next?" The Doctor said as he finished adjusting the controls on the TARDIS.
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The sound of screaming seemed to come from everywhere.
"Sexy..." The Doctor asked. "Sexy do you hear that?" Suddenly a frightening realization came to him. "Oh, oh god is that River Song. LEAVE ME ALONE!" The Doctor screamed as he threw his fist into the air. "YOU ALREADY TOOK AMY AND RORY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!???"
-Meanwhile, back in Equestria, and in a cave-
test the shit out of that knife bro
The human cut through a large log with his new bowie knife like it was playdough. Or maybe regular dough.... any kind of dough.
"F***ity sh*t!" the human said as he held the knife up to look at it again. The thing was sharp. "What is this thing even made of!?"
"I'm not sure..." Bon Bon replied. "I think its called Ori.... Ori.... Oricalsum.... Oric..... Something that starts with an O."
"All right," Lyra said as she walked up next to the human. "Now for the next phase of your training. Self defense."
"Self defense?" The human said with a confused look on his face. "You're gonna teach me self defense?"
"Of course," Lyra replied. "You got a sweet ass knife. You can't just have one and not know how to use it."
"Right now?" The human said, still confused. "Aren't you-"
"Oh, it'll be fine," Lyra said to him as she waved her hoof. "Actually, wait one sec." Immediately after Lyra said that, she levitated the bong back to her face and took another large hit from it. After she exhaled another puff of smoke, she put it down. "All right, now we can-"
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The sound of screaming was rather close.
"Do you hear that?" the human asked.
"Oh, I'm sure its not important," Lyra responded.
-Meanwhile, back at Fluttershy's cottage-
==> Twilight: Spontaneously break down in guilt.
all of a sudden you fall to the floor, and you hear a wierd sound. (Twilight)
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Eventually, you pass out and fell to the floor from too much screaming. Your Katana drops from your magical grasp as you did.
Fluttershy just stared at you for a moment. She was no longer crying, now she was just confused, and somewhat worried.
Eventually, after a moment of not moving, you scrunch yourself into the fetal position and start crackling your teeth.
How could you do that?
How could you threaten Fluttershy like that.....?
Fluttershy.... The kindest, most frail, most adorable thing in all of Equestria... possibly ever...
HOW.... COULD.... YOU....
Now its your turn to break down and cry. You let a waterfall of tears fall from your face as she just lay there on the floor. You're not fit to even be a pony right now.
"There there..." Fluttershy's voice suddenly says to you as she walks over. You don't notice, but she's looking down at you with a smile on her face. "It's all right," Fluttershy says to you as she puts her hooves around you. "It's okay. It's all right. You don't have anything to worry about. Just let it all go." The way Fluttershy is speaking to you sounds like the way a mother would speak to a newborn foal.
You don't notice any of that though, you don't even notice her hugging you and stroking your mane.
You just lay there. You lay there on her floor and cry for as long as you need to.
Eventually, after an hour or so, you weren't really paying any attention. Fluttershy leads you out of her cottage. Apparently, one of her squirrels had seen the human and followed him into the Everfree forest after he went. So, now Fluttershy is taking you to where the squirrel said he saw him. Whether its out of sorrow, pity, or something else you aren't really sure, but you decide not to think about it.
After interrogating Fluttershy give your katana a lightning enchantment, your inner Pinkie's Pinkie sense senses a very dramatic fight in the near future.
As you walk into the forest, you decide to give your katana a lightning enchantment. You're not sure why, but you feel like you'll need it. Luckily, this blade was already magically charged to contain the element of lightning. It just needs a magical charge to keep it going. Kind of like a battery.
You never had it on before cause you never really thought you would need it, but since you're entering the Everfree forest, well you can't be too careful.
Fluttershy leads you into the Everfree forest past Zecora's hut. Eventually, the two of you enter and open plain in the forest surrounded by trees. Its here that she suddenly stops.
"Fluttershy," you say to her, confused as all tartarus. "Why did we stop?" Suddenly, Fluttershy turns around to face you. The look in her eyes is not one of a frightened, timid pegasus.
"Twilight," Fluttershy says to you. "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to stop you right here."
"What!" you respond in confusion. "But... why?"
"I saw the human last night. He told me everything," Fluttershy explains to you. "He told me what you tried to do to him. He told me about Lyra and Bon Bon, and Rarity, and everything else. I cannot let you see him."
"Fluttershy..." you try to say, but she cuts you off before you can say another word.
"No, Twilight!" she says with a stern tone, much like how she would talk to a disobedient animal. "You're clearly not well. You're not thinking straight. You come into my house, destroy my furniture, threaten me with that sword, and demand to know where he is. You. are. not. well..." She says with the voice has the air of command. "So until you calm down and start thinking rationally. I cannot, under good conscience let you see him right now."
You honestly cannot believe it. You cannot believe what you are hearing. Fluttershy is keeping the human from you. She... is keeping... the human... from.... you.... After all you just went through, she is still not going to let you have him.
"Fluttershy," you say to her. "All of Equestria is in danger." you try to convince her. "I need to see him right now."
"Then see him when you are calm. I will not let you see him as you are right now," she replies. She's really not backing down.
'Gah!' you say in your head. You don't have time for this. You don't have time to calm down. You need to see the human RIGHT NOW!!!
"Fluttershy," you say to her in a much sterner voice. "Let me through."
"No," Fluttershy responds, still standing her ground.
"Fluttershy," you say again as you draw your katana. "Let. Me. Through."
"I. Said. No!" Fluttershy says again, this time with more harshness in her voice. She is really not backing down.
You cannot believe it. Of all the times Fluttershy had to stop being a scardy pony she had to pick right now, and with you no less.
Your katana still drawn, you take a step forward.
"Fluttershy," you say again. "I don't wanna have to do this." You mean it too. After all that, you really don't wanna hurt Fluttershy, but to save Equestria you will if you have to.
Fluttershy doesn't respond. Instead, she just holds out her left hoof. There is a moment of silence between you for a moment. Then suddenly, you hear the call of an eagle.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, an eagle flies down into the clearing. In his talons are a pair of ten inch knives. The eagle flies down, puts the knives in Fluttershy's extended hoof, then flies away.
Fluttershy then takes one of the knives in her other hoof, then she spins them both around in her hooves and gets in a fighting stance.
You didn't want to believe it at first, but you have to now. She really does want to do this.
There is no choice now.
What do you do....
----
"Hi commenters. Pinkie Pie here. Since Razor is using the author's notes section to give you guys an
which you really should read cause it really is an
.
See. Its so important that I even made it big for you guys. And I made it a link too so you all can go and see the important message. But yeah, you all should really read the important message. It really is important and it's not a joke. So please go read it.
"Anyway, since that is going on. I'm here instead to tell you how the next chapter is going to work.
"The next chapter of this story is going to be a PONY KOMBAT!!! chapter. However, we're throwing in a little twist this time around. Instead of just Razor writing out the fight scene for you all to enjoy. You will still get to command Twilight and tell her what to do. All you have to do is tell her the commands you want her to perform in a fight, and Razor will incorporate them into the fight scene.
"That's right, is a PONY KOMBAT where you get to command one of the characters. *giggle* I know right. Isn't that AWESOME!!!
"Oh, and don't worry about little ol' Fluttershy here. If there's one thing that our show has shown, its that she is fully capable of taking care of herself. Why, just look at the way she massages bears. *giggle* See. I even made that a link so you can see how she massages bears *giggle*
"So yeah, don't worry you're little human heads at all about Fluttershy, she's not going to be completely helpless in this fight. Just you wait and see. *giggle*
"Also if any of you commenters know some good music for Twilight and Fluttershy to fight PONY KOMBAT style too, please tell us because Razor really doesn't know which song to use for this next one. So please if you would help that would be so super dooper special!!!
"Anyway anyway. If it's all the same to you commenters. I am probably gonna stop talking directly to you for my next few appearances. I may be the element of laughter and I may be able to breath the fourth wall, but even I can tell when a joke's been played out for too long. So yeah. Sorry commenters, but I am gonna take a break for a little while. I will still acknowledge you all though and I will still say hi. So I won't completely forget about you.
"But yeah. Anyway anyway anyway. Go and read Razor's
Because it really is that important.
"So now that I've said all of that. Bye commenters *blows a fake kiss* I'll see you all again when the joke becomes funny again. Bye!!!! *waves hoof and blows more fake kisses*"
Use magic and take her knives away.
Then you scold her for playing with sharp objects. At the same time, your tail gets cut off by your katana because your sheath sucks.
Consider her weaknesses. Very sensitive about trees and nature and such so do something like set fire to trees or just a tree to get her startled.
Sing Sweeney Todd while practicing with the knife.
(This is on a slightly related note, since Twilight is cuckoo for cocoa puffs right now.)
use your magic to knock her unconscious... with a bee hive
Ok, here what you need to do: up up down down left right left right B A Start. There now you should unlock instant kill...
You got the rage idea from me didn't you.
Inb4 "up" "up" "down" "down" "left" "right" "left" "right" "A" "B" "Select" "Start".
Edit: Dang it! Somepony beat me!
The fight should begin with them staring each other down with the Kill Bill siren, which only she can here. This fits since Twilight has the eyepatch on and Fluttershy is Yellow (Elle Driver vs the Bride). At some point Fluttershy should call upon all the animals to help her fight, and Twilight will have to slice and dice 88 animals. Go even further with the Kill Bill scenario and have Fluttershy snatch out one of Twilight's eyes after she dispatches some of her animal friends then have her simply walk away without looking back as she screams in rage.
Or if that's too brutal just have Twilight get knocked out cold.
2299126 I agree with the talking bowie knife person!
*ahem*
sv_cheats 1
god
impulse 101
impulse 101
impulse 101
impulse 101
noclip
notarget
impulse 101
sv_cheats 0 (to prevent fluttershy from taking advantage of the benefits)
Also,
KAIO-KEN!!!
:Kaio-what?
KAIO-KEN TIMES THREE!!!
KAIO-KEN... TIMES... FOOOOOOOUUURRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Also also,
Fluttershy being truly assertive??? Time to call in the big guns.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait for Twilight to over-exert her sword and rush forward with your knives like they are a retro-lancer!
best thing ever
Before this battle begins, you attempt to intimidate her with the biggest war cry you can muster:
*ahem*,
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
DO THIS!!!!!!
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This. She's torn objects away from a possessive, extremely greedy dragon. And he had claws. There's no reason she can't do the same on a pegasus with hooves. The only way this fight is coming down to weapons is with a healthy helping of Deus Ex Machina (I'm looking at you Pinkie).
My god my sides hurt.
take the squirrel you two where following hostage she won't let harm come to any animal and you can get the human in one move
Use Steve? Fist, allows to telepathically reach five meter away with enough force to break blocks of diamond (eventually)
Use /smite , is super effective
Use /sudo , is super effective
Use Batman voice, 1337 damage points delt!
Use /give twilight sparkle 46 64: light with sword, achievement unlocked, "♬I came to dig,dig,dig....♬"
twilight! use your sword like a reverse lightning rod and tase fluttershy so you dont have to kill her or seriously injure her
Its ok, you got this. Fluttershy is a Flying-type and you know Electric-type attacks. Just spam thunderbolt and try to use full restores whenever your hp dips too low.
2299684 and build a city oh so big big big big
(random: diggy diggy hole!)
At one point in the fight, Twilight and Fluttershy should quote a completely inappropriate part to an anime or cartoon that has nothing to do with fighting or violence while fighting.
You never wanted to fight fluttershy, but she's in your way. Let's do this.
you take an offensive stance, this is going to get bad, very fast. With your best attempt at a war cry, you lunge yourself at fluttershy trying to slice a fore arm to make her drop a sword or at least back off.
(if knocked off balance)
You stumble backwards and try to regain your balance and raise your sword to block. once you're ready you swing a series of sashes at fluttershy. "GET OUT OF MY WAY" you shout as your anger starts to fill your whole body. You're so close, she can't stop you now! ....
Can she?
(after a large amount of the battle)
pause and look at your friend... Your friend...
What are you doing.... This is fluttershy for celestia's sake! YOUR FRIEND.
You can't-
SMACK
Ow.
Suddenly, PIANO!
My bad!
Put the sword away and suggest calmly to Fluttershy that, since you aren't in a right state of mind but the urgency of the situation is to great to wait, that you go to Zecora for a magic binding chain so that she can keep control of you and keep you from doing anything terrible or frightening to the human. Once she sees you being reasonable, she will lower her guard...at which point you whack her on the head with the hilt of your sword.
Should this fail, abuse telepoetation, but don't use predictable patterns. You don't want to risk materializing with her hoof through your gut gripping your spine.
Fluttershy pulls out a Daring Doo whip and pulls Twilight's weapon out of her hooves with it.
Use a spell to dull your sword a bit, you don't want to kill your friend after all
CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNOIPAH!
I CHOOSE YEW!
Minimize WhatDo.exe
Double-click NoClip.exe
Double-click AimBot.exe
Open WhatDo.exe
Looks like she's a close range fighter.
Action: Play a zoning game with Magic Projectiles. Not lethal ones of course, but can stun a pony when it contacts.
Just before you can start your fight, you hear rustling from the bushes nearby. you turn to look them with warry expression. from the bushes comes diamond dog with gramophone. he looks at you and sighs.
T: Are you Twilight sparkle?
You just nod. He looks at you and then at Fluttershy who is just as confused as you.
T: Ok your inner pinkie came to me and said that you need music to your fight.
TS:Wait what?
he looks you in confusion.
T:Uh, did i stutter?
He asks and turns to look Fluttershy. She just looks him and shakes her head.
T: Good. I came here to just bring this gramophone and put some fight music. nothing else.
He puts the thing down and starts the music.
T: Ok thats all. Bye Pinkie.
he says and walks back to woods.
IP: Bye Sol.
You just shake your head and get ready to fight.
(If you're far)
Start running towards her
when you almost hit her, teleport behind her.
when you're behind her slash to her hind legs.
(If you're near)
first make illusions of you appear around her.
start running in circle around her so that she doesn't know who is the real one.
make every illusion attack her same time as you attack.
Run towards tree and cut it so that it falls towards her.
Ghost of sombra appears and warns you about the bear behind you
First summons some golden eggs behind fluttershy then summon Swarm of birds.
Your inner pinkie appears.
IP: Twilight. why are you doing this?
TS:Because i have to.
Pinkie looks you and shakes her head.
IP: you're not making any sense anymore. not in fun way.
You look the hallusination and suddenly you start to laugh.
TS: Sense? Where is the fun in making any sense?
Where did that come from?
For music: Mortal kombat theme or Chicken dance remix
(I know i shouldn't do these anymore, but this is last one... probably.)
Small discord pops in excistense near you. he takes out note and looks it.
(Read in Discords voice)
Achievement: Is Oatmeal really crazy? Well at least you’re not.
Description: *Sigh* So you succeeded in your attempt to null your stress points. Congratulations. on another note, you still have to endure those fragments that you already have. Don’t worry now they won’t annoy you so much and even help you. now go do something productive like chasing that human, but most importantly HAVE FUN
OR
Achievement: Where is the fun in making sense?
Description: *Clap, clap* Bravo, you have maxed out your stress points. Now let us see what have you won. [Opens a card] Your sanity has won full paid, one week long vacation to beautiful city of Acoltpulco. Now that your sanity isn’t in your way, why not do something drastic like jumping off the cliff or maybe you could try some chaos and of course HAVE FUN
what are you gonna do? duh you got magic or are you really that brain dead you forgot, just like your forgeting to breath right now.
Take her bloody knives from her with the power of your overy fucked up mental mind.
Fluttershy eeps when you take away her knives.
" I - I- I would like to - to call hax. if you dont mind that is" squeeks fluttershy after you take her knives
Fluttershy needs to Use the stare to bent twi to her will and put her to sleep (like bedtime sleep not euthanized)
*back with the human*
You just realize something... doesnt the purple pony have magic? wouldnt she just use it on you and then your fucked?Litteraly?
this is what you basically picture the confontation,a knive wielding noob against a level 100 fucking wizard ...
yeah thats basically the gist of what you would imagine happen.
now you needs a hugz
Step 1: Approach Fluttershy.
Step 2: Swing Katana at Fluttershy.
Repeat until victorious.
For music, maybe "Electric Worry", "Knife fight", "Welcome to the Jungle", or "Chop Suey".
Down, Left, X , Down, Left, O, Down, Right, X
Shout Inferno Divider
All of a sudden Le Epic Music starts playing (Twilight)
Fluttershy: Seriously. Be Nyarelohtep. We all know you are already.
Twilight should channel her inner Joseph of Ciran and hear this music in her head:
And don't bother sword-fighting with Fluttershy, just use your powers of levitation to ram her into a tree a few dozen times.
Use a Getsuga Tensho
FUCK VIOLENCE! Turn the knives into balloons, and try to rationalize the situation.
Achievement unlocked: Regain Sanity
Description: You regain sanity. That's it. Were you expecting a joke? Well, too bad.
2299321 You don't need to use impulse 101 5 times. Besides, what if it's not Source? It could be Unreal. What're you gonna do then?
there your fight music.
This requires dramatic battle music!
I recommend this
The Stains of Time
or this
Rules of Nature
also you need a equally dramatic one liner like "Its time to tame this beast!" or something along the lines of that.
For fight music I recommend this:
Also at one point, make Twilight do a move where she sticks the katana into the ground and lightning rises.
Ghost of sombra must be in all chapters.
Ghost of Sombra: Hey, Hey twilight. Do a falcon punch! Or as you would call it a pony buck. I prefer Falcon Punch.
Twilight: POONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYY BUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
PK Freeze Ω!
Go on the defensive then when she is worn out go on the offensive
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