• Member Since 12th Apr, 2012
  • offline last seen November 26th


Creating crossovers that shouldn't exist.

My Stories

About Me

You're on my page, which means you might have read a story written by me you liked and are looking for more, or you just wandered over here. In either case, I welcome you to my little hovel.
My main interest in writing is crossovers and porn. Sometimes they may not make much sense, but crossovers are my guilty pleasure. My two favorite universes? Other than MLP, they are XCOM and Halo.

I'm a big fan of Applejack, often writing her as a one-mare army. This is often seen in the XCOM story I wrote.

I'm also a big fan of Halo, especially the Sangheili. They're really the only aliens('sides the pones we all know and love) that I don't have a Warhammer 40,000 attitude to(I.E. if it isn't human it deserves to die.)

I'm also a novice at SFM. I'm only interested in creating stills at the moment, so don't expect any animations coming from me any time soon. You can see most of the family-friendly(ish) stuff at my DeviantArt page.

You want to see lewd stuff from me? I do that too, though I have a different account for that. You can find it here. Some of them, though, aren't for the feint of heart. Just gonna make a single account for all types of stories.

If you want to see my SFM art porn, I can't directly link it to you due to this sites rules, but you can easily search tumblr for 'lewdassgrunt'.

Oh, I also have a Patreon. It's nothing solid and I might abandon it, but here it is.

You want to game with me? Well, I mostly play single player games(I'm not too good at multiplayer), but here's my steam account and my xbox live account.

Blog Posts

  • 140 weeks
    The State of Things

    You may have noticed a lack of updates for my stories. Between Calculus and other life stuff, I'm going through a major rewrite of my two main works, as well as creating a set-piece.

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    1 comments · 254 views
  • 148 weeks

    https://www.pillowfort.social/ badassgrunt
    Broke the link up to get by the no linking nsfw content rule.

    1 comments · 154 views
  • 267 weeks
    Rest In Fucking Pieces

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  • 269 weeks
    Blackened Skies Anthro Conversion

    Blackened Skies isn't dead, but it's slow writing due to it's current form. I have an ending planed out, but it involves the Forerunners. And to my knowledge, human hands(or at least the shape of the human hand) make it easier to interface with Forerunners' technology. With the addition of the weaponry of Halo, having fingers make things easier.

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    5 comments · 327 views
  • 281 weeks

    ayy lmao

    7 comments · 340 views
Comments ( 191 )
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Oi mate where are the hardcore fan fictions you made.

Hi there! Are you still there? My xcom story us up, if you are still interested

Thanks for the follow. :twilightsmile: Its really appreciated.

I assume you want an art request, right? If you do, go right ahead and tell me what you want, and I'll draw it.

*gasp* WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GRUNT?! *pulls out plasma grenades and starts running around wildly in protest*

2376131 I use my phone for this site not my computer:P

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