Your vision was blurry as you slowly began to open your eyes. You couldn't see much in front of you, but your vision was suddenly purple for a few moments...
Wait... Purple...
Your eyes shot open the instant your mind made that connection.
You were in a bed, you don't know whose house it was but it certainly wasn't Lyra's.
Right in front of you, in front of your eyes... was this.
You scream at the absolute top of your lungs as you jump out of the bed.
You then open up your eyes and sit up on Lyra's couch. Where you definitely do remember falling asleep last night.
"Oh thank god!" you say as you fall back down on your pillow at the end of the couch. It was all a dream. Thank the Greek gods for that.
Also, Lyra's couch is incredibly comfortable.
You've opted the sleep there as Lyra and Bon Bon didn't own an extra bed, much less one that was tall enough for you (They only had one bed, and you are pretty sure you can guess what they were doing in it after you got back). Luckily, her couch had plenty of room and was just tall enough for you, so Lyra gave you an pillow and let you sleep there for the night. It was really comfortable.
You look out the nearby window from where you are, you can see the sunlight outside. You have no idea what time it is, but it really doesn't matter to you at the moment. Also, you are kind of hungry.
What do you do?
If you are going to switch out fictional characters, then this would be the opportune moment for that. Remember, switching out fictional characters requires multiple votes for the same person, or at least more than two up votes on a comment suggesting to switch out a fictional character.
Also remember, you must specifically state which character you are switching out and who you are switching them out for.
Ex. "Switch out Solid Snake for (character X)"
Also listing the reasons why you're picking that character always helps.
What do you do?
Switch out Solid Snake for Wilson (from Don't Starve) so you can forage some food.
Start by stretching. and then go have a breakfast. (Vodka and some weed or something. you can't take this world sober.)
start the pony industrial revoltion.
Swap out anyone for
MorganGordon Freeman. Actually, I just wanted to say that. Don't pay attention to me.2380910 Ooh, nice one. Demonic children. Always good to channel 'em. (No, I'm not being facetious.)
Psh, Walk the dinosaur. Duh
oh also, Walk to the fridge (or anything that might look like a fridge) and see what food they have.
(If there is nothing there)
Well you did say you'd help AJ, so go to the apple farm and help out. Hopefully they'll feed you something, I mean you would be on a FARM.
snake for the mask..... it may just work......
Change to your inner Doctor.
Start messing with things and end up causing a nuclear explosion.
Switch out Solid Snake for The Lone Wanderer (From Fallout 3). Time to kill some bitches!
Switch out solid snake for Connor(assassins creed).
Connor + Bear = 3 days of food + lyra and bon bon get a bear pelt surprise
Head over to Applejack's farm to start working on your 'debt.' You might be able to get some apple pie for breakfast.
When you see Applejack, explain to her that you'll help her out around her farm to pay her back, but that it really isn't fair to place the blame on you for making that Applelanch in the market. Everyone that got caught up in your chase or defense was a victim of circumstance. You're helping Applejack because you feel bad for her losing her apples, not out of any kind of obligation you have to help her, and that she should appreciate that fact.
While you work for Applejack, attempt to switch out your inner Solid Snake for your inner Applejack, just to see what happens. Then try kicking a tree.
Try and see if there is a coffee maker anywhere. Get a cup of joe and wait for Lyra and Bon Bon to get up. You really don't want to walk around this town without a trusted escort. If the mail has arrived, go grab it and the newspaper and bring it inside (Meeting Derpy totally up to you). Proceed to read from the paper until the others awaken.
You start hallucinating (at least you think you are) and you see Victor Reznov giving you a bottle of vodka
2381210 The character of the Lone Wanderer is too ambiguous to properly channel, and is isn't nice to kill bitches. If you hurt Winona, Big Mac will wreck your shit.
Oh and is Risen Flag from the last chapter a version of Randall Flagg from the Stephen King universe? The evil guy that took over Vegas in The Stand? Because he has buttons on his shirt too, including a smiley face.
Channel your inner Dr.who and investigate something or go on an adventure
Switch out solid snake for commander Shepard. That way, we get to be a badass and have wild mood swings.
Get a quick cup a coffee to fully wake up. then head to Applejack's; its a farm, they get up early so you should head there ASAP.
As you're making your choices on what to do, an errant thought, a distant memory crosses your mind, nearly un-noticeable and almost forgotten as you grew up. When you were still on earth, you watched a fair amount of anime: naruto seemed like an alright anime, what with the ninja's, jutsu being thrown left & right, and an acceptable plot, bleach with its death themes, drama, ass-kicking, and its occasional "what a twist" plot thrown in, and numerous others. But above them all, and from the result of boredom, and searching for a good manga, you came across a peculiar manga (and eng subbed series too) called Toriko, and besides liking the usual characters that catch your fancy (no homo), one of them you respected for their skill, and his name was Komatsu. Since you actually don't draw upon their skills but only mirror them a bit, you figure that switching out Solid Snake for Komatsu would be wise; after all, one of the facets of that show was food luck, where the chef or person who respects food and the like would be blessed by the ingredients, and while you doubt you'll be able to copy anything from him, maybe you can try using Komatsu to spark your own food luck (if anything close to it exists in this world). With this in motion, I think you should keep your Sherlock Holmes character in play, as I believe you'll need what he can offer in the times ahead (i.e working on applejack's farm to pay back the debt you owe, and possibly other random shit)
Now for food, do the obvious and look for a fridge (and the kitchen by default), open said fridge (and maybe a few cupboards to see where the plates and other utensils are) and see what's inside. Obviously there's probably not going to be any meat, so if you find a set of vegetables and fruits you like, then maybe you can whip yourself up a fruit/veg salad.....or see if they got any cereal, they HAVE to have cereal that doesn't taste like cardboard with a hint of @$$
Oh, what do you know. You have Apple Jacks for breakfast. Coincidence? No. It is your destiny!
You decide not to switch out your characters. Between Snake and Sherlock you're pretty much equipped to handle(Hoofle?) most anything.
Maybe cook something for Lyra and Bon Bon.
Switch out Sherlock for Dr. Who. Might help us deal with weird shit better
Switch out Snake for Commander Shepard(Paragon version)
As you're leaving the house you meet Derpy Hooves(please use that name) delivering the mail! Shenanigans ensue.
Switch out Snake for Berr( sp?) Grylls (sp?)
Switch to The Doctor.
You also begin to have this strange craving for apples. No, yogurt. No, fish fingers and custard.
Head over to Applejack's farm and help her out. That way when you are finishing helping her for the day you also be able to get some food into your system.
2381627 I have a good question: Which Doctor? There are eleven, it couldn't hurt to be specific.
2381788
go with the Fourth
he has a scarf
2381788
All of them. By channeling "THe Doctor" you get all of them in one slot.
Switch my inner Snake and Sherlock Holmes with the Fourth Doctor Who, and do some cooking for Lyra and Bon-Bon before going out to Apple Jacks and getting your debt repaid; maybe even explore the town and get that kick ass suit.
We need to switch out one of them to Chuck Norris.
2381990 Second thought, we may not be able to handle Chuck Norris's bad assery and may have to settle for James Patterson, the OSS prodigy.
Mr Patterson,
Channel Jack the Ripper, cause who better to help you stay under the radar than someone who to this day is unknown
Before you switch out of Sherlock-mode: investigate why the hell that couch is so god-damned comfy
Channel your inner Batman, which essentially combines Sherlock Holmes's brilliance with Solid Snake's badassness. With a character channeling slot freed up, go with all the other disembodied extradimensional votes and channel "The Doctor". That way you can cook, have another layer of brilliance, and it'll be easier to accept seemingly impossible things that currently cause your pain-receptorless brain to hurt.
Once you've made the switch, see what you can do about making a meal and then go take a quick look out the window. Never hurts to know what's going on outside.
2382186 <- what that guy said. Don't forget to make it the Tenth. He's nicer, and you'll need all the 'niceness' points you can get.
Switch with batman because it just makes sense. That and because you heard batman likes ponies
2382444 Agreed
Eat breakfast. Can't even remember when I ate last time.
Solid snake for mr. Popo (I hope he doesn't assimilate you)
2382886 Or Larry Underwood and Stu Redman. Maybe Mother Abby?
Switch out for the frigging King of Games: Dan Green!
I WANT A KHORNE BEZERKER!
Screw the action, I think we've had enough of that for awhile. It's time to eat.
How about switching out Solid Snake for Gordon Ramsay? Just be sure to cook the food well. (Video Link)
Or maybe Emeril Lagasse? Dude can really kick it up a notch. (Video Link)
For those who don't know who Risen Flag is, he is a pony version of the Villain Randall Flagg from the Stephen King Book Universe. He is a very powerful wizard that screws around with people in different universes and is most well known for being the bad guy in "The Stand" and "The Dark Tower" Novels. In The Stand he is the guy who takes over Vegas after the Apocalypse and is basically The Governor from The Walking Dead if he had demonic powers. He is also known as the Man in Black, Marten Broadcloak, Walter O'Dim, the Walking Dude, and Legion since he has many names and faces in many different universes. He serves the Crimson King, who is basically the Anti-Christ in the Stephen King Universe, and is generally a guy you do not want to screw with. How fun it will be to see what plans he has for Equestria
First, check that whether or not that was actually a dream. Then, find something to eat and go to Applejack's farm to continue paying off your debt.
2383143 Didn't he also get shot in the face with an arrow in Eyes of the Dragon? Hmmm. . . at somepoint POV character has to find a bow called "Foe-Hammer" and do something quintessentially badass with it.
I rip open the pillow and find a bag of ONE BILLION BITS!!! in it with a note attached...
"Your party begins now!" - Pinkie Pie
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................................. THE FRIDGE!
you look outside and see the world is ending
you also see seven multi colored gems that are glowing infront of you
(switch out holmes for sonic/shadow/silver)