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Play this. It will make this moment more epic than it already is.
THE NEXT CHAPTER
The Adventure Continues
Ỳo҉u͝ ̵a̴ll͡ wi͢l͞l ͝fail̵.
Óh́, and̷ ҉Reg͜ist̛ęr̀e̶d҉ A̡n͢ony͜m̕o͢u͡s.̨..͢
Bit̴e ͡my͜ ͟i͝mmo͜r̵t͠àl͢, o͢u̴ter g͠od̢ ̸a̵s͠s͢.͠
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You sure? I'm a radoiactive-empowered squirrel in heaven with rabies, my foaming bites would literally penetrate your ass like acid. If you want it, I guess it's okay with you. But I'm sure Cerberus's would most likely kill you.
Me: Dalek! Initiate the planetary megaphone thingie!
Dalek soldier: I obey! INITIATING PLANET-WIDE COMMUNICATION BROADCAST SYSTEM!
Me: Antares, speak.
Antares: Greetings, inhabitants of Planet Equis. I am Dalek Antares, commander of the Dalek fleet surrounding your planet. You have no chance of opposing us. Our weapons are billions of years ahead of yours, and your puny telekinetic capabilities have no effect against us. If you want your people to survive, you shall hand over the one known as 'Risen Flag' in Equestria's capital of Canterlot. You shall have one Equis hour to come forth quietly or you will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED, along with your puny allies, Flag. And do not think of running, off this world or to another time period or dimension. We will follow you to the end of time itself, Flag. Or should I say... Nyarlathotep? And by the way...
All Daleks aboard the Caesar: BITE OUR SHINY METAL ASSES!
*end transmission*
Me: Got it right! FINALLY! You've made me proud, boys. We pulled that JUST BECAUSE he insulted you, RA. Now, Kirk, are you SURE you don't want to go down there and help bring down one of the most sought-after criminals in the universe? It will earn the favor of the Shadow Proclamation for your Federation. It would be... as your first officer Spock says, 'highly illogical' to sit out for this one.
We ain't gonna fail Risen Flag, go Cthulhu Fhtagn yourself
Suddenly, you walk into a cactus.
*meanwhile in my shitty one room apartment after I read this chapter*
*begins suiting up to the music's beat which consists of me putting on a suit of light weighted bullet proof armor that I made out of Nokia cell phones (seriously these cellphones are almost as tough as DIAMONDS!) while putting on a large, black trench coat covering my bullet proof suit. This follows with me strapping some military grade boots, donning some military grade gloves, putting on a curly haired wig, a wide brimmed hat, and finally I don the most important article of clothing that makes me who I am: My Anonymous mask (check profile pic for reference). I proceed to a closet where I pull out the one weapon I only need to be with me: MY LUCKY NINE IRON! This nine iron was forged in the very fires of Mt. Golfia by the golf dwarves of the second era of the internet. It is said to never curve or slice a shot so long as the wielder is a part time worker of said golf dwarves who made it. It also makes for a pretty good club/weapon.*
*finishes gearing up, cracks my knuckles, and looks at my communication monitor*
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To the Dalek armada I am proud to say that I will be fighting alongside you for when the battle comes. Beam me up now if you will please. I am ready.
Also to any fellow commentors/readers you are more than welcome to offer assistance in anyway, hell you can join us if you want in the future fight.
Also to you Risen Flag...
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Your outer god ass is no match for my glorious golden ass.
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A sudden flash on the bridge of the Enterprise shows a fully suited and armed Gordon Freeman, standing in all his orange splendor, the camera swiveling around and taking in his every angle with the music. At the same time, Ensign Freebrony disappears in a similar flash.
"I have evolved!"
Kirk and the rest of the enterprise crew just sat their, stunned.
"Dalek Armada," he said into a communicator on his ear, "this is Gordon Freebrony, fully armed and armored. Reporting for duty. Transport me to your ship and prep a drop pod. And bring me that experimental crowbar your scientists are working on. This Risen Flag is going to pay."
He pressed a few more buttons on his suit arm, before resuming talking.
"Mr. Flag, this is for you: Bite. My. Shiny. Orange. Armored. Ass."
A transporter flash engulfs the suited man, seeming to free the Enterprise crew from their stunned silence.
"That was... Fascinating."
"Open a channel to the Dalek fleet. Tell them We're joining them. Red alert. Arm all photon torpedoes. Ready phaser banks. Arm drop squads. This is not a drill"
changelings, prepare for war. take your disguises and find him. now that i am aware of the other hive's alliances we can defeat them. RISE MY SWARM, RISE!!!!!!!!!
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Dalek Antares: Your assistance is much appreciated, humans! This shall be a day to remember! INITIATE PROTOCOL GRATX-GRAT! (Kaled for sixty-six)
Daleks: WE OBEY! Deploying ALL available Dalek Drones! LAUNCH, LAUNCH, LAUNCH!
Antares: Your time is up, Flag! You will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED! Ooh, it felt good to say that.
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"Get me down to the surface now!!! And where's my crowbar?!?!?!" Gordon Freebrony yelled at the top of his lungs inot the crowd of moving Daleks. None of them answered, too busy deploying themselves. He tried again on his comm system.
On the Enterprise
"Pinpoint this criminal. If we can't transport him out, lets deploy as much firepower as we can on his location. That should send the weasel scurrying."
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*3 hours later*
.... *stares blankly at the communications screen after hearing everything from the Enterprise and the Daleks* .... How hard is it for a guy to get teleported to a Dalek Flagship!? I have spent the last three hours in full body armor waiting for it just twiddling my thumbs!
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Me: Sorry, we just got zapped by Flag, engines are down. Nothing works. The invasion of Equestria's going to have to wait. We just got our backup generators back online. We should be ready in about... REGULUS! What say you?
Regulus: Calculating approximate time to full reboot! Repairs will take 47 carls!
Me: A carl is about 4.7 days. Yes, a length of time is called a carl. deal with it. And, R.A, we should be picking you up in... three... two... one!
*R.A appears via teleport*
Regulus: My sincerest apologies, we were not aware you were incapable of utilizing teleportation technology! We shall move out in 47 carls!
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Me: He zapped your engines?! If he can do that then whats not stopping him from making your engine reactor from going critical and blowing up!? Tell me you Daleks have the technology enough to perform a mass teleportation of the entire crew down to the planet's surface in case that happens.
when jason becomes powerful
imma need some
ALL HAIL SHADOW
heros rise again
obliterating everything thats not your friend
nothing can stop you now
nothins close to bringin you down
when theres nothing left to lose
you wiiiiiiiiiiiin
bow your head low, all hail shadow
bow your head low, all hail shadow
some where in chaos we all find our selves
this destruction is the only tale we tell
white is black
and black is white
right is wrong
and wrong is right!
you should turn the comments section into another fic of its own
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See the two comment specials I did with DaedaltheusXIV. They're on my youtube channel (link on my page).
ITS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not quite. I still got about four hours to go here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2687238 dang it
anyway im watching anime
oh and im 9
btw razor im going to write a story about nevermind you should go read it if you want to find out but that will have to wait till tomorrow
Lock and load, this is going to be a bumpy ride!
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Okay.
Can't wait, this is going to be good! And I will be there!
За матушки-России!
If its good its worth the wait
2687062 Nope, but he's got to cram his Elder God power into a pony body, that limits him. He's not at his best in that disguise, unlike changeling disguises. And I don't think he'll be able to do that again for a while.
Onward! To next (portion of the) great adventure!