Like with last time, please leave all comments about where to go next in the previous chapter. This one is just for fun and only exists to show Twilight and Rarity beating the crap out of each other. Enjoy.
Twilight vs Rarity
A Stranger I Remain (Maniac Agenda Mix) by Jamie Christopherson
"RUN MY LITTLE LOVE MONKEY!!!! RUN!!!!" Rarity screamed out the window before she noticed Twilight coming towards her. She had jumped off the bed and leapt right for the window. Rarity quickly got out of the way just as her horn began to glow with magic.
Right as Twilight got to the window, she stopped. She hit a blue magic force field that prevented her from getting through the window.
"What the!" She said aloud to herself before she was suddenly encased in a similar blue glow. She then looked over to see Rarity. Rarity then suddenly jumped up and with one of her rear hooves, kicked Twilight in the chest. The force of her blow combined with her magic hold on Twilight caused Twilight to fly back out away from the window and back through the door from whence she came.
Twilight flew through the door, back down the stairs, and straight into Rarity's workshop. Twilight landed on her back in the center of the room. She could only groan to herself as she got back to her feet. She got back up only to see Rarity enter the room as well, and like Twilight, she was pissed. Her horn lit up with magic and closed the door to her room behind her. It then did the same with the door downstairs and locked them both with magic. Twilight held her newly acquired katana next to her with her magic in a sort of fighting stance.
"Stay out of my way Rairty," Twilight said to her.
"Why?" Rarity replied. "Why do I have to stay out of your way. You disappear for a week and then suddenly you come back, with that thing. That... oh so sexy thing..." she cooed to herself as she looked up in a sort of love filled daze before she looked back to Twilight with the same threatening glance. "You're clearly not in your right mind. Even if you were, what reason could you possibly come up with that would be good enough for me to give him back to you." As she spoke, her horn began to glow again. Suddenly, fabrics from all around the room began to glow with the same blue color as her horn and began to float towards Rarity. The fabrics floated around her for a second before they began to come together and form what was a long, staff like pole.
"I need him!" Twilight screamed at her.
"Of course you do," Rarity replied as a pair of scissors that were being used to cut the fabric so they could form the staff began to split in half. The two halves of the scissors. then moved to the opposite ends of the staff and embedded themselves in them. Rarity had created what was a pole-arm with blades on both ends.
"You don't understand!" Twilight yelled at Rarity. "Nyarlathotep is coming! We need the centaur!"
"Enough talk!" Rarity screamed back at her friend as her fabric polearm rolled itself up like a whip before she swung it right at Twilight. The fabric unrolled itself as Rarity swung it and went right for Twilight's head. Twilight quickly held up her katana and blocked its blade before it hit her. She pushed it back, but the force of Rarity's magic was stronger than she thought.
Despite Rairty's surprising magical strength, Twilight managed to push Rarity's blow away. She then ran up to Rarity and swung her katana right at her. Rarity however, brought her weapon in front of her and blocked Twilight's attack. She slashed at it several times, but despite it being made of fabric, her blade wasn't cutting it. Twilight then swung one more time, but Rarity held up her polearm horizontally and stopped Twilight's blade.
"You're not the only one whose proficient in magic darling," Rarity said as she pushed Twilight's sword away from her and while keeping it straight, swung her polearm at Twilight. Twilight jumped back a little and blocked Rarity's blow with her katana. That didn't stop Rarity however as she swung again, and again, and again. She swung her polearm several times at Twilight, and while Twilight blocked them each time, it was a little difficult for her to keep up with. Rarity swung the thing fast.
Rarity then swung once more at Twilight. Twilight however, saw it coming and parried it. She knocked Rarity's attack away, stepped forward and swung her sword upwards. Rarity however, jumped up several feet away from Twilight and landed on the wall behind her. Her hooves stuck to the wall like a spider pony and she landed on it as if it were solid ground. She then jumped off the wall and landed on the wall on the opposite side of the room before she rolled up her polearm whip again and swung it at Twilight. The thing surprisingly extended to reach her.
Twilight however, wasn't about to be fooled twice and paired Rarity's blow. She then teleported herself up to where Rarity was on the wall and swung down at her with her katana. Rarity managed to block it, but the force of the blow was enough to knock her off the wall and send her back towards the ground. She landed on all fours and looked up at Twilight.
Twilight attached herself to the wall like Rarity and then ran down it towards her. Rarity swung her polearm up at her, but Twilight blocked it again and kept running. Sparks flew between their weapons as they ground against each other. Right as Twilight reached Rarity, she pushed her polearm away from her and swung horizontally at her.
However, right before Twilight could hit her, Rarity teleported away in a flash of blue light. Suddenly, Twilight felt Rarity's fabric polearm wrap around her torso. She saw the scissor blade about to go into her when she quickly put up a small magical force field to stop it. It did, but it didn't stop Twilight from being lifted into the air as Rarity threw her up towards the ceiling.
Twilight turned her attention back to Rarity, who was now back in the center of the room, as she was being thrown. Suddenly, time stopped for her as she was being thrown, she saw it. She quickly slashed at Rarity's polearm with her katana several times. The first few swipes did nothing, but then finally, she actually managed to cut through Rarity's magic hold and cut the fabric. A look of shock covered Rarity's face as she saw that happen.
Twilight was released from Rarity's hold mid throw and flew towards the wall on the other side of the room. She quickly flipped over and landed on her hooves like Rarity did. She focused her gaze on Rarity, who just stared back at her. Twilight then pushed herself off of the wall and launched herself right towards Rarity. Rarity quickly threw the remaining half of her polearm at Twilight to stop her, but Twilight teleported away just before it hit her.
Twilight then landed back on the ground and leapt right for Rarity. Rarity, not seeing that coming, quickly put up a force field around herself to stop Twilight's blade. Unfortunately, as she did that she lost her hold on the magic force field surrounding the room, and Twilight, with the combined force of her blade and her magic, hit Rarity with enough force to send her flying through the door behind her and down the stairs to the first floor. Twilight chased after her.
Rarity landed on the first floor of the boutique on her back, but then bounced off the ground and landed on her stomach. Twilight, having jumped down the stairs as opposed to walking or running. Landed a few feet away from her. Rarity lay on the ground for a moment, her magic was done and she was without a weapon.
Twilight looked outside, the human was nowhere to be seen. Seeing this, she screamed and looked back towards Rarity.
"What have you done to him!?" She accused her friend.
"You tell me," Rarity replied as she got back to her hooves. Her horn glowed with magic again as she began to grab many of the clothing items in her story and bring them towards her. "You were the one who barged into my house while I was busy trying to have a good time."
"Don't lie to me Rarity!" Twilight yelled at her. "Nyarlathotep is coming here and we need him too-"
"Who the buck is Nyarlathotep!?" Rarity asked as the clothes around her began to form themselves into another polearm. Twilight growled loudly as that question hit her ears.
"We don't have time for this!"
"Then make time!" Rarity yelled as she ran at Twilight with her newly reconstructed polearm. She swung at Twilight vertically, but again Twilight managed to block it. Rarity then pulled back and swung again like she had before. She swung multiple times but again Twilight blocked them all. Rarity then made one more horizontal swing, but Twilight managed to stop it. With their weapons locked, Twilight ran closer towards Rarity, sparks flew from their weapons once again as she did.
Twilight then got right up in Rarity's face and pushed her polearm away due to the awkward way of blocking that close. She then swung her sword at Rarity, but Rarity quickly leaned back to dodge it before she swung her polearm again. Twilight quickly jumped over it and did a flip in mid air before she landed on her hooves again and swung her katana down at Rarity. Rarity managed to block it though, as she held up her polearm horizontally.
The two could only stare into each others eyes as they locked weapons. Sparks flew again, between their weapons and between them. They could see each others malice in their eyes, their insanity, their need. After a few moments of this, Twilight screamed and headbutted Rarity. Rarity didn't expect that and doubled back a little.
With her temporarily distracted, Twilight poured her magic into Rarity's weapon, and then split it apart like taking out all the pieces to a lego creation. Rarity could only look on in shock as Twilight did that.
"You're not better than me at magic," Twilight said as she punched Rarity in the face with her left hoof. Rarity again doubled back from that as she didn't see it coming. Twilight then stepped forward and with the hilt of her katana, hit Rarity in the stomach. She would have stabbed her, but she was still her friend she didn't want to kill her. With Rarity still in pain, Twilight quickly spun around and, like Applejack would, bucked Rarity in the chest.
The force of Twilight's blow knocked Rarity to the back of the boutique where she crashed into one of her mannequins. Several more then fell on top of her, as they had all been stacked next to each other for the night, and buried her in them.
Twilight just stood where she was for a moment breathing hard, her sword still in her magical grasp, ready for anything. Several moments passed, and not a sound was made, and nothing moved. Then, eventually, one of the mannequin heads on top of the pile fell over onto the floor. Not by Rarity, but by its own force.
As she saw this, Twilight let out a breath that she didn't even realize she had been holding. Afterwards she looked around at the destruction she caused. Part of her deeply regretted that it had to come to this. Still, there was no time to dwell on that now.
She turned her attention back to the front door, which remained unlocked. From where she stood she opened it up with her magic and began to walk towards it. Her work wasn't done just yet. As she left the boutique she politely closed the door behind her.
I believe I speak for everypony when I say... seriously wut.
This chapter reminds of the movie kill bill.
Now some of the suggestions that came before this bonus was released are illegitimate.
wat.
so we either have sex with a pony or some evil comes...
So, have sex with Twilight, or a tentacle monster (destroys?) Equestria. (google image the name Twilight was talking about).
Well you have had it, no more mister nice human, as your last remaining shred of sanity is snuffed out by the insane circumstance you come up with a devious and evil plan. You run in the direction of the hospital, or so you assume considering it has a big red cross above the building and sneak past the front desk (a rather easy task considering that the mare behind it is snout deep in a gossip magazine). Looking at the back wall, you find a board full of keys and you quickly locate the one marked supple closet and the room number as well, what luck. With key in hand you run down the hallway, sneaking past any doctors or nurses that might hinder you and find the room you are looking for. entering in to the locked room, you start your frantic search and after several minutes looking you find what you are looking for, a bottle of chloroform, a thick rag, a magic resisting ring for unicorn horns (just in case of a unruly patient), two hoof cuffs (same reason but for the other pony races) and a nice bag to even hold it all in.
With loot in hand you rush out of the hospital, dodging past the staff and run out the front door. Running through town, several ponies spot you and start screaming, running away, or fainting, but it is all apart of the plan. Finally you make it to your destination, the local library, making the rounds you find the building to be empty, just as you planed and hide in the basement. Guessing from twilight's frantic nature at the moment she will rush to your destination without enlisting help (or this is your hope anyway) once she finds out from the skittish ponies what direction you went. With Chloroform and rag in hand you play the waiting game, crouching in the darkness right behind the stairs. No more game, no more running, you will have your answers and by God twilight will give them to you.
just thought it up on the spot, you can use it or not, but I thought it would be an interesting direction to go.
Sooooooo... Twilight needs a human to make a centar
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so the guy who mentioned little pony human hybrids and seling them to the circus was right? lol would have read this earlier but i was stuck in the dark room. i managed to get the code when he talks backwards and every thing :D
Bleach... I need mind bleach.
wake up in darkness
don't scream but yell as we are men and men don't scream
NOPE FUCK THIS SHIT IMMA BAIL FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT NUGGETS
rip off any bindings holding you down and smash through doors like wreck it ralph run to nearest law enforcement building and claim to have winessed a crime and demand witness protection. tell them that you saw twilight trying to kill rarity lyra and bon bon and that she's after you next.
wait till celestia intervenes
IT IS DARK, YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE.
Hmm, having your virginity unwillingly taken by a pony, or let some great evil come and destroy the land... Hmm... Is there an option C?
Oh snap! Twilight's REALLY gone off the deep end! Rarity too, it seems.
2233205 Yep.
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So she wants to breed rather than just screw.
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Why not just...bring centaur into magical horseland instead of going through the much longer process of breeding a new races?
No, nyarlothep is sealed in the impossible realm I know, I fought him and turned his citadel into a giant sarcophagus.
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Who needs sleep when we have ponies