//------------------------------// // Zant's Domain(16) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// In the Loony Bin... Blueblood and Zant are still standing in the same room when some music starts playing. (Red=Zant Blue=Blueblood) Come with me to a world of pure imagination Go to hell Willy Wonka; this is my destination It's a land of severe psychological pain Welcome, friends, to the realm known as Zant's Domain! Padded walls stare at me with menacing grins I throw my trash away in the loony bin I was hatched from an egg in a cuckoo's nest They call me 2 questions short of a sanity test I take a leisurely stroll down insanity lane And hop aboard for a ride on the crazy train Roller coaster curves pave the tracks' progression They go up and down like my manic-depression Ponies in white tackle me to put a stop to my racket I pick a pair of dress pants to match my straitjacket I skip merrily through the dementia hills Where all the rain drops are made out of tranquilizer pills Dance solo Fluffy!!!...........Celestia, you are so talented! There's no one there. Shut up! He's real! Okay! I start my mornings with Folgers and electroshock I have painful memories that I would like to block I pack my nutcase full of office supplies And go to meetings with squirrels that have the bodies of files I get off from my job about a quarter to three I get coffee with myself all twenty-seven of me Doctors try to diagnose but they don't know jack I keep my gardening tools in the wacky shack I go off the deep end at the local pool I once ate a rabbit 'cause I though it was a mule When I come up with my plans, I leave logic behind You better bring a search party 'cause I've lost my mind They call me Rap Master Z!...Z as in...cantaloupe! Big purple meaty cantaloupes.....I love them and their delicious chocolate flavor......Isn't squash just fantastic?! Come with me to a world of pure imagination Go to hell Willy Wonka; this is my destination It's a land of severe psychological pain Welcome, friends, to the realm known as Zant's Domain!