//------------------------------// // Dragon's Lair (22) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// After letting Zecora tire herself Snowflame stands up Snowflame: Are you done? Zecora nods her head since she is panting Snowflame: Good, listen, Snowflame is pretty sorry about blowing up your house, but Snowflame has to ask, do you still have the Cocaine plant with you? Zecora: Are you still obsessing about that, you property destroying ass hat? Discord: Haaaaa…She said hat Warrior: She did say hat, ha ha ha Snowflame: Of course Snowflame is, how can Snowflame not? Zecora: I do have your stupid plant, but I have no home, can you not get that through your thick dome? Snowflame: Don’t worry Rhyming Zebra, Snowflame will get you a new home, Snowflame Pinkie Promises. Zecora: You better if you know what’s good for you, otherwise I might just have to sue Snowflame: You won’t have to, Snowflame and his friends are going to kill a dragon and take his treasure, Snowflame will give you half of his. Spike: Wow, that’s pretty generous of you Snow… Snowflame: and you can use that half to start manufacturing and distributing Snowflame’s precious god. Spike:...Ah, there it is. Zecora: That is all good and well, but how do you expect me to do that pray tell? Snowflame: You can stay with the purple pony, she has science stuff in the basement and that can help you make cocaine, right Spike? Spike: Not sure if Twilight would want her lab equipment being used, but ya you can stay. (Spike thinks for a second) Also why didn’t you come into town yesterday if your house blew up? Zecora: I was going to, as you can see (She points to the saddlebags on her back) but then those mutts chased me up that tree. And wait, how can you be Spike, he is usually a small little tyke? Spike: Well I’m awesome now, deal with it. Warrior: Can we hurry this along? I’ve got a boner for dragon murder, and it must be indulged! Snowflame: Right, Q, do your magic, bye bye Zebra Zecora: Wha.. (Discord Snaps and she is teleported to the library) Warrior: Yay, let’s go now, lead the way Road Warrior Barney (yelling at Spike) Spike looks around. Spike: Well if this is the path that normally leads to Zecora’s hut, then the cave should be somewhere over there (He points in a direction). Discord: Good enough for me, I’m tired of running (He snaps and they are transported right to the cave) Snowflame: Well that was lucky Spike: This is the place alright, so how we gonna do this? Warrior: We rush in playing our theme music shouting at the top of our lungs to hype everyone up, then we beat him to death in a glorious blood bath! Snowflame: Snowflame likes that idea Spike: Seriously? Snowflame: Yes! Screw Subtlety! (He turns to Discord) but before we go in, Snowflame needs you to take this limiter off his cocaine bracelet. Discord: I didn’t put any inhibitors on it Snowflame: No, but the Time Machine Pony did, now take it off Discord: (Snaps) There, now go in there and have fun Spike: You’re not coming? Discord: Tartarus no, I don’t kill, it’s not my style. Besides, what do I need with jewels? Warrior: Then why did you tag along Slender Chinchilla? Discord: Just because I don’t kill doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy seeing holy retribution to those who deserve it. Snowflame: Wimp Discord: Fine I’ll come in, I’ll lend a hand if things get out of control, and I can also provide the awesome background fighting music. Snowflame: Snowflame knows which song to use (Smiling). Inside the Cave the Green Dragon lay on his bed of Gems, resting peacefully, until he heard what sounded like an accapella group Discord: Ha, Hua, Huh! Ha, Hua, Huh! The dragon lifts his head in confusion Discord: Ha, Hua, Huh! The dragon looks trying to find the source, as the music rises he spots four figures in the dark as one at a time they sing Discord: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Snowflame: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh Warrior: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Spike: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh The dragon is confused as one by one each jumps out of the shadows and sings a line Snowflame: Dovahkiin! Warrior: Dovahkiin! Spike/Discord: naal ok zin los vahriin Spike: wah dein Discord: vokul Snowflame/Warrior: mahfaeraak ahst vaal! All Singing: Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Discord starts doing accapella seeming to have his voice in multiple parts doing the tune of the song. The dragon sees Spike and he recognizes his features and scent, he is getting up to attack him and the hairless apes when Discord begins singing the rest of Dovahkiin as they attack Snowflame, the Ultimate Warrior and Spike all punch the dragon in the face at the same time knocking him back into the cave wall and breaking some of his teeth. The Dragon is furious and charges them. They all dodge out of the way, and the Ultimate Warrior grabs the tail of the dragon and begins spinning him Warrior: Spin you right round, Right Round like a record Baby! He lets go and he hits another wall and is dazed. Snowflame and Spike take this opportunity to attack. Snowflame: Snowflame wants to play eye spy (He punches the dragon in the eye, caving it in) The dragon howls in pain as Spike revs up his chainsaw Spike: I remember these claws (He chops off half of the Dragon’s claw and it screams) TRY GUTTING ME NOW YOU BUCKING FLANKHOLE!!! The dragon blindly flails and knocks them both back into the Ultimate Warrior. He then flairs his wings and starts flapping them and the wind drives them back. With one angry eye he looks at them and breathes fire. He thinks he got them, but Discord is still singing. From the Smoke the three appear, Smoking, but not hurt Snowflame: Flame proof bitch! (He activates his own flames) The dragon roars and throws a train box car full of jewels at Snowflame. Snowflame: Oh! It hits him and drives him into the wall and the Dragon Smirks Spike: Snowflame! Warrior: He’s fine young draconian, focus on the fight Spike: But… Warrior: Charge! The rush the dragon and he whips his tail at them, but they both jump over it. The warrior breaks off one of the tail spikes and rams it into the dragon’s tail pinning it. The dragon again is in pain and flares his wings to flap again but Spike has gotten onto his back and cuts one of them off at the base. His chainsaw stalls though. The dragon slams his back into the wall knocking the wind out of Spike and he grabs him and brings him up to his mouth. The Warrior gut kicks the dragon though and this gives Spike enough time to restart the chainsaw and cut off the dragon’s thumb, freeing him. The dragon is flailing at this point in pain, and the Warrior is grazed and thrown into a pile of gems while Spike is trying to fly out of the way. The boxcar is suddenly lifted up and Snowflame is covered in his flames holding it Snowflame: SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!!! He throws the Flaming Boxcar at the dragon and it sticks through his gut into the wall. Snowflame regroups with his friends as they stare down the dragon who is looking at them with pleading eyes as Discord hits in on the last lyrics Discord: Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, Dragon: Please, have mercy! Warrior: NOOOO!!!!! Spike: Buck that, you tried to eat me! Snowflame: Sorry, we’re all out of mercy (Snowflame Smiles) The jump on the injured dragon and literally beat him to death as they sing with Discord the last lyrics. All singing: Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! They all give the last blow of snapping his neck as the song ends. They are all panting, even Discord since he was singing the whole time. Snowflame has a gash in his side, the Warrior has a cut on his face, and Spike is bruised, but it blends in with his scales. They then look at each other and break into cheering Snowflame: That was awesome! Warrior: I killed a dragon, one of my childhood dreams has come true!!! Spike: Man, revenge is really underrated, that felt amazing! Discord: Gentlemen, that was so needlessly violent, and I loved every minute of it. Snowflame: Congrats purple puffy dragon, you are now a man Discord: Well that’s debatable, he’s still a virgin Spike: Hey! Snowflame: Don’t worry, I’m sure the diamond butt pony will sploosh all over you when she sees your new form and jewels Warrior: Not to mention you killed a giant monster, chicks love that Spike: (blushing a bit) If you guys say so Warrior: We do, now we will feast on this behemoth and gain his power! Spike: Ya, I’m not gonna do that, (Grabs handfuls of treasure and starts eating them) The warrior starts gnawing on the dragon’s corpse, but Snowflame stops him Snowflame: Snowflame doesn’t want to eat raw meat, so instead we will have a BBQ tomorrow. Discord: What do you want? Steaks, hamburgers or hotdogs? Snowflame: Yes! Discord: Alrighty then. (He snaps his fingers and the dragon’s meat disappears leaving only a skeleton) Warrior: Hey! Where’s the Beef? Discord: An industrial freezer in my room, that way it won’t spoil Snowflame: Good thinking, now divide all our treasure up into threes Discord: I’m starting to feel like I’m just your guy’s convenient errand boy (Snaps his fingers and carts full of the treasure appear) Snowflame: Yes, Yes you are. Now take us back to Ponyville sidekick! Discord: *Sigh* Fine (Snap) After letting Zecora tire herself Snowflame stands up and says, "Are you done?" Zecora nods her head since she is panting. "Good, listen, Snowflame is pretty sorry about blowing up your house, but Snowflame has to ask, do you still have the Cocaine plant with you?" "Are you still obsessing about that, you property destroying ass hat?" Zecora asks. "Haaaaa…She said hat." Discord says. "She did say hat." The Warrior laughs. "Of course Snowflame is, how can Snowflame not?" Snowflame asks. "I do have your stupid plant, but I have no home, can you not get that through your thick dome?" Zecora asks. "Don’t worry Rhyming Zebra, Snowflame will get you a new home, Snowflame Pinkie Promises." "You better if you know what’s good for you, otherwise I might just have to sue." "You won’t have to, Snowflame and his friends are going to kill a dragon and take his treasure, Snowflame will give you half of his." "Wow, that’s pretty generous of you Snow…" Spike begins to say. "and you can use that half to start manufacturing and distributing Snowflame’s precious god." "...Ah, there it is." "That is all good and well, but how do you expect me to do that pray tell?" Zecora asks. "You can stay with the purple pony, she has science stuff in the basement and that can help you make cocaine, right Spike?" "Not sure if Twilight would want her lab equipment being used, but ya you can stay. Also why didn’t you come into town yesterday if your house blew up?" Spike asks. "I was going to, as you can see," Zecora says as she points to the saddlebags on her back, "but then those mutts chased me up that tree. And wait, how can you be Spike, he is usually a small little tyke?" "Well I’m awesome now, deal with it." "Can we hurry this along? I’ve got a boner for dragon murder, and it must be indulged!" The Warrior shouts. "Didn't need to know that." Snowflame says, "Right, Q, do your magic, bye bye Zebra." Zecora is only able to say "Wha..." before Discord snaps his fingures and teleports her to the library. "Yay, let’s go now, lead the way Road Warrior Barney!" The Warriot yells at Spike. Spike looks around and says, "Well if this is the path that normally leads to Zecora’s hut, then the cave should be somewhere over there. He points to the left of the dirt path.. "Good enough for me, I’m tired of running." Discord says as he snaps and they are transported right to the cave. "Well that was lucky." Snowflame says. "This is the place alright, so how we gonna do this?" Spike asked. "We rush in playing our theme music shouting at the top of our lungs to hype everyone up, then we beat him to death in a glorious blood bath!" The Warrior suggests. "Snowflame likes that idea." Snowflame says. "Seriously?" Spike deadpans. "Yes! Screw Subtlety!" Snowflame turns to Discord, "but before we go in, Snowflame needs you to take this limiter off his cocaine bracelet." "I didn’t put any inhibitors on it." Discord points out. :"No, but the Time Machine Pony did, now take it off." Discord snaps his figures, "There, now go in there and have fun. "You’re not coming?" Spike asks. "Tartarus no, I don’t kill, it’s not my style. Besides, what do I need with jewels?" "Then why did you tag along Slender Chinchilla?" The Warrior asks. "Just because I don’t kill doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy seeing holy retribution to those who deserve it." Snowflame rolls his eyes and says, "Wimp." "Fine I’ll come in, I’ll lend a hand if things get out of control, and I can also provide the awesome background fighting music." "Snowflame knows which song to use." The cocaine fuel villain says smiling. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Inside the Cave a Green Dragon lay on his bed of Gems, resting peacefully, until he heard what sounded like an accapella group. (Snowflame=red, Warrior=blue, Spike=purple, Discord=green, All=bolded) Ha, Hua, Huh! Ha, Hua, Huh! The dragon lifts his head in confusion. Ha, Hua, Huh! The dragon looks trying to find the source, as the music rises he spots four figures in the dark as one at a time they sing. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Aaaaaaahhhhhhh Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh The dragon is confused as one by one each jumps out of the shadows and sings a line. Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! The dragon sees and he recognizes Spike by his features and scent, he is stands up to ready to attack him and the hairless apes, while Discord begins singing the rest of Dovahkiin by himself. "Snowflame, the Ultimate Warrior and Spike all run up and jump at the dragon to punch him in the face at the same time knocking him back into the cave wall. The Dragon gets up and charges at them ferociously. They each avoid the Dragon, and the Ultimate Warrior ends up grabing the tail of the dragon and using as much power as he can, begins to spin him. "Spin you right round, Right Round like a record Baby!" The Warrior shouts before he lets go, sending the dragon into another wall. Seeing it be dazed by this, Snowflame and Spike take this opportunity to attack. "Snowflame wants to play eye spy." Snowflame says as he rushes up to the dragon, but he stops, only to raise one of his hads up and making it cover itself in flames, "THIS HAND OF SNOWFLAME'S IS BURNING WHITE! IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS SNOWFLAME TO GRASP VICTORY! ERUPTING BURNING FINGER!" He then makes a fist and punches the dragon in the eye, caving it in. The dragon howls in pain as Spike revs up his chainsaw, "I remember these claws," Spike says before he chops off half of the Dragon’s claw with on quick swipe of the chainsaw, it scream. "TRY GUTTING ME NOW YOU BUCKING FLANKHOLE!!!" The dragon blindly flails and knocks them both back into the Ultimate Warrior. He then flairs his wings and starts flapping them and the wind drives them back. With one angry eye he looks at them, he then takes a deep breath and breathes fire right at them. He thinks he got them, but he still hears Discord singing and from the smoke the three appear not hurt. "Flame proof bitch!" Snowflame shouts as he activates his own flames. The dragon roars as he picks up a nearby train box car full of jewels and throws it at Snowflame, and it hits him, driving him into the wall and the Dragon Smirks "Snowflame!" Spike shouts. "He’s fine young draconian, focus on the fight!" The Warrior says. "But…" "Charge!" They rush at the dragon, who whips his tail at them, but they both jump over it. The Warrior grabs one of the tail spikes, breaking it off, and rams it into the dragon’s tail pinning it. The dragon again shouts in pain and flares his wings to flap again but during this time Spike has gotten onto his back and brings down his chainsaw, cutting one of the wings off at the base. The dragon slams his back into the wall knocking the wind out of Spike and he quickly grabs him and brings him up to his mouth. The Warrior runs up and dropkicks the dragon in the gut, and this gives Spike enough time to restart the chainsaw and cut off the dragon’s thumb, freeing himself. The dragon is flailing at this point in pain, and the Warrior is grazed and thrown into a pile of gems while Spike is trying to fly out of the way. The boxcar is suddenly lifted up by Snowflame, who is covered in his flames, "SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN!!!", He throws the Flaming Boxcar at the dragon and it sticks through his gut into the wall. Snowflame regroups with his friends as they stare down the dragon who is looking at them with pleading eyes as Discord hits in on the last lyrics Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, "Please, have mercy!" The dragon pleads. "NOOOO!!!!!" The Warrior shouts. "Buck that, you tried to eat me!" Spike says "Sorry, we’re all out of mercy." Snowflame says as he smiles. They jump onto the injured dragon and start beat him to death as they sing with Discord the last lyrics. Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin naal ok zin los vahriin wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! The two humans and dragon give the last blow of snapping his neck as the song ends. They all land on the ground panting, even Discord since he was singing the whole time. Snowflame has a gash in his side, the Warrior has a cut on his face, and Spike is bruised, but it blends in with his scales. They then look at each other and break into cheering. "That was awesome!" Snowflame exclaims. "I killed a dragon, one of my childhood dreams has come true!!!" The Warrior shouts. "Man, revenge is really underrated, that felt amazing!" Spike adds. "Gentlemen, that was so needlessly violent, and I loved every minute of it." Discord says smirking. "Congrats purple puffy dragon, you are now a man." Snowflame says to Spike. "Well that’s debatable, he’s still a virgin." Discord says. "Hey!" Spike shouts. "Don’t worry, I’m sure the diamond butt pony will sploosh all over you when she sees your new form and jewels." Snowflame says. "Not to mention you killed a giant monster, chicks love that." The Warrior adds. Spike blushes a bit and says, "If you guys say so." "We do, now we will feast on this behemoth and gain his power!" Snowflame shouts. "Ya, I’m not gonna do that." Spike says grabing handfuls of gems and stuffing his face with them. The Warrior starts gnawing on the dragon’s corpse, but Snowflame stops him, "Snowflame doesn’t want to eat raw meat, so instead we will have a BBQ tomorrow.". "What do you want? Steaks, hamburgers or hotdogs?" Discord asks. "Yes." "Alrighty then." Discord snaps his fingers and the dragon’s meat disappears leaving only a skeleton. "Hey! Where’s the Beef?" The Warrior asks. "An industrial freezer in my room, that way it won’t spoil." "Good thinking, now divide all our treasure up into threes." Snowflame says. "I’m starting to feel like I’m just your guy’s convenient errand boy." Discord snaps his fingers again this time three carts full of the treasure appear. "Yes, Yes you are. Now take us back to Ponyville sidekick!" "*Sigh* Fine." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Snowflame got up after getting his hand assed to him, so he just continues the adventure. Then, they somehow end up at the train station. Snowflame is then ran over by a train, that had the mane six, and shrugs it off. Why? He's fucking Snowflame! They teleport at the train station, and Snowflame is on the tracks as the train comes in for a stop. Snowflame: Oh son of a…(Gets hit and he goes flying) Why do Trains Hate Snowflame?!!!! Discord: Sidekick my ass, ha ha ha The Mane 6 rush off the train determined. Rarity: We have to get to Spike before it’s too late! It may take all night, but we must search girls. Twilight: Yes, who knows where they could be Pinkie: Hey there they are (Pinkie Points) Spike, The Ultimate Warrior, Discord and Snowflame who just limped back are not 5 feet from them Spike: Hey girls (Spike waves) They are all shocked at his appearance and the countless jewels behind them and how they are all covered in blood. Except Pinkie of course Pinkie: Hi Spike, Hi Snowfy, Hi Mr. Warrior, Hi Discord! Looks like you had fun. Snowflame: Eyup, ha, Snowflame always wanted to say that. With a snap of Discord's figures they teleport at the train station, but Snowflame appears on the tracks as the train comes in for a stop. "Oh son of a…" Snowflame says right before he gets hit and is sent flying, "Why do Trains Hate Snowflame?!!!!" "Sidekick my ass." Discord says, laughing. Right then the wielders of the Elements of Harmony rush off the train looking determined. "We have to get to Spike before it’s too late! It may take all night, but we must search girls." Rarity says. "Yes, who knows where they could be." Twilight adds. "Hey there they are." Pinkie says pointing at Spike, The Ultimate Warrior, Discord and Snowflame who is just walking back over to them, are not 5 feet from them. "Hey girls." Spike says in his still new Cambelle voice while he waves at them. Their mouths drop in shock at both his appearance and the countless jewels behind them and how they are all covered in blood. Except Pinkie of course. "Hi Spike, Hi Snowfy, Hi Mr. Warrior, Hi Discord! Looks like you had fun." Pinkie greets. "Eeyup, ha, Snowflame always wanted to say that." Snowflame says. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile at Fancy Pants Manor... At a spiraling out of control Hostage Crisis The gardeners have been brought in and tied up with the rest of the scared staff while Screwloose cleans and bandages the butler’s legs. Disco Dance is busy messing with the main of one of the maids. Blueblood is yelling at Zant, having taken the knife away. Blueblood: No more stabbing Zant! Zant: Oh come now, that’s not fair! How else are we supposed to keep hostages in line? Blueblood: NOT BY STABBING THEM!!! I didn’t want to take hostages in the first place. Zant: Well you can blame Fluffy for that! Blueblood: NO I’M NOT BLAMING FLUFFY! You got us into this mess! Zant: Alright fine, I’ll admit, I didn’t know Mom moved OK, I’ll give her a call now. Holds hoof up to ear and makes ringing noises Blueblood: What are you… Zant: Hello Mom, I’m serving a new deity right now and apparently you moved and we entered the wrong house. So I’m going to stay here until the morning. Zant in Different Voice: That’s fine dear, just be in bed by 11 Zant: Will do, love you, bye bye. (“Hangs Up”) Blueblood is just perplexed by what he saw Zant: There, now she won’t be up all night worrying Blueblood shakes his head to clear the crazy out Blueblood: Zant! We need to do something about these hostages and get out of here Zant: Oh well why didn’t you say so An Axe appears out of nowhere in his magic and he rushes at one of the maids Blueblood holds him back Blueblood: What? NO!!! Not Like That! Zant: But it wouldn’t be stabbing, it would be hacking Blueblood: No killing the hostages! Zant: How about maiming? Blueblood: NO! Zant: Bludgeoning? Blueblood: For Celestia's Sake NO!!! Zant: Fine, how about I entertain them with one my stories? Blueblood:..Yes, do that! Zant: Oh goody, aren’t you all in for a treat. Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute, I won’t overwhelm, and I’ll tell you how I became king of the Twilight Realm! Blueblood: You’re not gonna sing the whole story are you? Zant: No of course not, that would be insane. Blueblood blinks at that statement. The gardeners have been brought in and tied up with the rest of the scared staff. Screwloose has cleaned and bandaged the butler’s legs, while Disco Dance is busy messing with the mane of one of the maids. "No more stabbing Zant!" Blueblood shouts. "Oh come now, that’s not fair! How else are we supposed to keep hostages in line?" Zant asks. "NOT BY STABBING THEM!!! I didn’t want to take hostages in the first place!" "Well you can blame Fluffy for that!" "NO I’M NOT BLAMING FLUFFY! You got us into this mess!" "Alright fine, I’ll admit, I didn’t know Mom moved OK, I’ll give her a call now.", Zant holds one of his hooves up to ear and makes ringing noises. "What are you…" "Hello Mom, I’m serving a new deity right now and apparently you moved and we entered the wrong house. So I’m going to stay here until the morning." Zant then puts down his hoof, bringing the other one up to his other ear and beings talking in a slightly female voice, "That’s fine dear, just be in bed by 11." He brings up his first hoof and says in his normal voice, "Will do, love you, bye bye." Blueblood just stares at him, perplexed by what he saw. "There, now she won’t be up all night worrying." Blueblood shakes his head to try to clear the crazy out "Zant! We need to do something about these hostages and get out of here" "Oh well why didn’t you say so?" Zant asks, pulling an axe out of nowhere in his magic and he rushes at one of the maids, but Blueblood holds him back "What? NO!!! Not Like That!" "But it wouldn’t be stabbing, it would be hacking." "No killing the hostages!" "How about maiming?" "NO!" "Bludgeoning?" "For Celestia's Sake NO!!!" "Fine, how about I entertain them with one my stories?" "Yes, do that!" "Oh goody, aren’t you all in for a treat." Zant says before he starts singing, "Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute, I won’t overwhelm, and I’ll tell you how I became king of the Twilight Realm!" "You’re not gonna sing the whole story are you?" "No of course not, that would be insane." Blueblood blinks at that statement. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And Now A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME! Snowflame sits on a couch with a blue Nintendo 3DS looks up from the screen and says, "Pokemon X and Y come out this Saturday, buy at least one of them!" He then points at the 3DS and says, "Don't tell KenSES64 that Snowflame stole this from him." He looks back at the screen and shouts, "Isabelle why are you so cute?!" This Has Been A Public Service Announcement from SNOWFLAME!