crinkle or rip a page of the book and watch as twilights OCD takes hold
I say, "Excuse me, but do you happen to speak English?"
"Uhh ha ha ha..." Is all that comes out of your mouth as you look back up into the purple unicorn's eyes. Your face shows how obviously nervous you are. "Excuse me, but do you happen to speak English?" You have no idea why you asked a pony that question, but the book it was holding was in English so you figured why the hell not. Surprisingly, the unicorn giggles at you before responding.
"*Giggle... Of course I can speak English," It says to you in an obviously girly voice. Given the circumstances you are forced to conclude that this unicorn is female. At this you are stunned, here you are suddenly waking up with this purple unicorn standing over you, and now you find out that not only does it use magic, but it talks.
"Uhh.... Hi," You say to her in a way that doesn't sound any less nervous than before.
"Hello," She replies to you as she leans in closer. "I'm Twilight Sparkle." She says to you in a voice that you can only describe as 'downright sultry'
your face shows how nervous you are.
"if you plan to do anything sexual, at least be gentle!" you squeeze your eyes shut, awaiting the bittersweet embrace.
"Uhh...." You begin to say. "If you plan to do anything sexual, at least be gentle!" You say to her as you close your eyes. At this, she simply giggles again. For whatever reason she sounds kind of cute when she giggles. Hell if she weren't obviously a horse you might find that voice a little sexy.
"I'm sorry, but one does not simply ask the prized student of Princess Celestia to be gentle."
Yell "I need an adult" over and over again.
"I NEED AN ADULT!!!" You scream at the top of your lungs.
"I am an adult," Twilight replies to you as she leans in closer.
Step1: Pretend to have a seizure. Twilight will be confused and step back as you writhe in fake agony.
Step2: You have now completely caught Twilight off guard. Throw the book, which will assist in distracting Twilight, and run to jesus for help.
Step3: Repent and thou shalt be saved.
Step4: Jesus says you're going to hell. Roll up into a ball and cry as Twilight drags you into her tree house for some hot man on mare action.
Step5: Sell baby human/pony half breeds to a circus.
Step6: ???
Step7: Profit.
With the situation now dire you're left with only one option. EXECUTE NATURAL DEFENSE MECHANISM!!!!
Unfortunately your natural defense mechanism at this moment seems to be 'pretend to have a seizure' so that's what you do. You start off slow at first, but then after a moment you start shaking on the ground uncontrollably. Twilight just giggles in that cute voice of hers at you again.
"Silly human, that's not going to work on me." Suddenly, her horn glows again and you can feel your head and arms become enveloped in a magenta glow. Without much effort at all, Twilight presses your head into the ground and pulls your arms away from you to restrain you.
crinkle or rip a page of the book and watch as twilights OCD takes hold
"RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The sudden and unexplainable sound catches both of you off guard. Strangely enough, the unicorn who calls herself 'Twilight Sparkle' seems to have released her magical hold on you. You open your eyes and look up at her face again, its not the same as it was before.
Her face looked like it was frozen in absolute shock. Her sultry smile was gone and was replaced by a sort of frown that made her mouth look incredibly small. Her giant anime eyes were open as wide as they could possible be, though they seemed to be fighting their eyelids so they could open wider. Her anime eye pupils had shrunk down to pinpricks, no larger than the head of a needle.
'Whatever happened must have really flipped her off' your Crispin Freeman inner monologue says.
Its only then that you notice a piece of paper lying on your chest. You can't see quite what it is, but you can tell there are quite a lot of words on it as well as an erotic drawing. You then look over to your right hand. In it is the Pony Sutra, but you can obviously see that a page has been ripped from it. You look back at the page, then at the book, and then back at Twilight. She still has the same shocked look on her face as before, but now her left eye is twitching. Twitching frantically you might add.
What do you do?
