//------------------------------// // A Good Nights Rest // Story: Wake up. See This. What do? (Comment driven story) // by RazortheAwesome //------------------------------// Go with Lyra and Bon Bon they are the best bet since they won't try to rape you in your sleep Lyra and bon bon or apple jack Lyra, she's got pot lyra stay with lyra and remember pray to Khorne for protection from the Crazy magic pony You decide to go with lyra and bon-bon. Lets face it, heat spell or not, those ponies you've been with (lyra & bon-bon) have pretty much been the only ones that actually tried helping you, even going as far as giving you a weapon to defend yourself with, and now that this Deus Ex Machina is done and over with, you think that either of their offers (and maybe a slight demand in applejack's case, since you wrecked her stand) MAY sound good, but between you and them, you'd rather stay with lyra and bon-bon, for safety reasons. After making this choice, voice your reasons as to why you chose to stay with lyra and bon-bon, while letting all of them down in a nice and calm manner. Also explain to applejack that while you do remember the debt you owe her, considering what happened here, you feel as if you're owed a break from all this crazy ass shit that's happened. Besides, its their hideout you were in and I doubt you'll be staying in there forever. I don't doubt that as soon as you ask lyra what happens now, she'll hopefully gather the group here (minuette, bon-bon, berry punch, *insert whoever im missing here*) and you'll go back to the house to rest up; the adrenaline rush you're on will no doubt wear off when you get back and on a comfy surface than a floor and you'll most likely be out for a GOOD long while, best to play it safe Ok, lets run down the list of pros and cons of each pony Lyra & Bon Bon: First of all THEY HAVE WEED. Second. They have not done anything that would suggest sexual interaction so thats a plus. Third. They actually HELPED you, they hid you, they trained you to defend yourself, they also risked their lifes for your sake. So screw the others your going with them Lyra and Bon Bon. After everything that's happened, it's perfectly reasonable for you to be skittish about falling asleep in the house of a straight mare, since - heat spell or no - they might want to rape you. Ergo, go with the lesponies. Lyra and BonBon. They're are lesbians and have weed. Also ask Rarity for your swag suit. Chose lyra and bonbon they helped you first Lyra and Bon Bon, qnd keep that knife with you just in case if Rarity (or even worse Twilight) breaks in. After thoughts and consideration you think the best idea would be to stay with Lyra and Bon Bon. I mean there are the ones who didn't try to take advantage of you plus...they got pot. Fluttershy and Rarity have both proven to be untrust worthy so far so the're out of the question so that leaves you with Applejack and Lyra, you do still owe Applejack however just because you sleep at Lyra's does not meen you won't be able to help at the farm, right? Definitely go with Lyra and BonBon, they have booze and drugs. Screw responsibility and lucid thought, it's time to get pissed and/or baked. Stay with either Applejack or Lyra and Bon Bon. Personally I'd go with Applejack, but Lyra and Bon Bon is also sensible. You just got through some very stressful events, you're tired, and now you have to decide whose house you want to stay at? You should relax before you make any kind of decision. In fact, everyone really needs to just chill the fuck out. Invite everyone into Lesbian Pony Grotto to get stoned while you think things over. You don't owe Applejack anything. If she had just helped hide you from her clearly insane friend, you wouldn't have had to use her cart as a distraction. Plus, she wrecked the Lyrabon house. Maybe Applejack should work for Lyra and Bon Bon to cover the damages? How do you like them apples? You can't really trust Rarity. She's pleasant company, and the fact that she's still attracted to you despite the spell wearing off is flattering, and she has a very nice bed. Still, she's the most likely pony to pounce on you when you're off guard. Fluttershy is... nice. She's cute and snuggly and very hospitable. But what happened that time when she woke up next to you? And the knives? She kind of scares you now... Lyra and Bon Bon are currently your best buddies, there is zero chance of any sexual predation from either of them, and they have weed. Unless staying at their house interferes with all the lesbian sex they have, you should definitely go with them. Speaking of which... the four fillyfoolers should ask Rainbow Dash to join in with them sometime. Stay with Lyra. It's safer. Also don't help AJ later. lyra and bon bon they have been friends with you more than the others also they have weed so yeah also when you get to their house do the mother fucking dinosaur Lyra and Bon Bon they've helped you the most so far. Oh and then work for Applejack tomorrow. Lyra has been a good friend to you, go with her. Step 1.) Assure Applejack you'll continue to pay her back, but that imposing on her for housing seems counter-intuitive when you have other accommodations that would be less troublesome for her. Step 2.) Thank Fluttershy kindly, but say you'd rather not cause any further problems for her. Then, should she look sad, give her a kind hug, saying you'd love to visit or talk with her though. Step 3.) Say to Rarity that you are flattered, but you feel that doing so would be a disservice to her in the long run. You intend to go home as soon as you're able...and mention that you've a strange feeling that your presence with her would cause issues with someone else. Step 4.) Say to Pinky that the last time you were at her place a Motor Bike crashed in...despite it's thematically correct timing. As such, you'd prefer somewhere quieter. Step 5.) Thank Bon-Bon and Lyra and take them up on their offer. Also thank them profusely for their help and friendship throughout this entire adventure. Step 6.) Upon arrival at their house, move into the basement and... Open the door. Get on the floor. MOTHERBUCKIN' WALK THE DINOSAUR!! Step 7.) Next day, ask if the local authorities can be contacted to get a restraining order on Twilight...or better yet, get somepony to help you get back home. Step 8.) ??? Step 9.) Figure out how high you got and Profit. Feels good to get back in the commenting game. Just do what ever >> Gamerlord99 said. Congratulations, >> Gamerlord99, you're a random winner. Go with Lyra and Bon Bon they're the closet thing to a friend you have Go with Lyra and Bon Bon No No stfu Go with Lyra and Bon Bon. my vote is going with Lyra and them, no offense but... Fluttershy : cute as a button, but she nearly raped me with her adorableness and I'm still a bit scared about the whole *gulps* knives thing Rarity : She gave me a kick ass suit which I would like back on if it's all the same, but she had me tied to a bed and nearly had her way with me Applejack : her brother was nice enough to get me clothes, and ya I do have a debt that needs to be paid, and even though she didn't try having her way with me, she nearly beaten the tar out of me So ya, Lesbian ponies that smoke weed sounds way better than any of their places by far, even if I'm just going there to sleep. Well, the four of them offer you a choice, but to you, there is only one clear answer. The other options might as well not even be there. In your mind, the vote is unanimous, you decide to stay with Lyra and Bon Bon. Unfortunately however, you know they do not have anymore weed cause you all smoked all of it while you were in the cave. You can still remember your reaction when that happened. Meh, more than likely they'll know how to get more, so you're not too worried about that. The thought does occur to you to build a house minecraft style, but then you remember that minecraft is just a game and that doing so in real time could take days, perhaps even longer. Plus, you are tired as hell right now so you really don't want to. You look back down at all the ponies staring up at you with pleading eyes. Despite all that's happened, they did help you out, so you figure it would be best to let them down gently. "Sorry everyone," you say as politely as you can. "But I think I'm gonna stay with Lyra and Bon Bon here." You notice their faces light up almost instantly as you say that. "They've been helping me out quite a bit since I got here and I think I'd feel safest with them. So, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go with them." "It's okay..." Fluttershy says to you. "I understand." She looks up at you with quite possibly the most adorable smile you've seen as she says that. Despite being let down, she's still capable of looking adorable. You just look at her with a smile. You then look over at Applejack, whose looking up at you with a rather serious look on her face. "Don't worry," you say to her. "I'll still come over and help on the farm. You're right, I do still owe you, and I always pay my debts. So you don't have to worry." Applejack just keeps looking up at you. She seems rather unconvinced at first. "All right," she finally says to you after a moment. "But ya'll better not skip town ya' hear." "Where would I go?" you reply with a slight chuckle. You see a smile form on her face as you say that. You then turn your attention over to Rarity, who looks slightly disappointed. "Sorry," you say to her. "But..." "It's all right," she replies to you. "After all, after the way I-" "GASP!!!" the pink pony suddenly shrieked as she came seeming out from behind Rarity and stood on her back. Even Rarity was surprised to see that happen. Within an instant, the pink pony was off of her and in front of you. "How could I forget!!!" She said rather loudly in that same bubblegummy voice. You're about to ask what she could have forgotten, but she doesn't give you a chance to speak. "You're new in Ponyville!" she says. "Well, technically you're new in Equestria, but new is still new and you know what that means right!?" she said to you as she somehow extended her neck and was looking you right in the eyes with the biggest grin you've ever seen in your life on her face. "Oh, Celestia no," Rainbow Dash said behind her. "Oh I guess you wouldn't know since you're not from here," the pink pony said as she returned to her normal height. "It meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaans," she began to say. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she reached out to her left, and pulled out a cannon. Where she pulled that from you have no idea, but you don't even have time to contemplate that as the second she got it out, she pulls the string on it and a full blast of confetti hits you in the face. "PARTY!!!!!" You don't even get a chance to respond as you clear away the confetti from your face. "Party party party, I wanna have a party, Party party party, I need to have a party, You better have a party, Oh, party party party," The pink pony singed as she bounced up and down in a circle around you. "Pinkie Pie!!!" Rarity practically hissed at her as she tried to get some of the confetti out of her mane. "We cannot have a party now." "Yeah, it's kind of late." Rainbow Dash said as she was hovering in the air next to Fluttershy. "Well of course not now sillies," the pink pony, you're guessing her name is apparently Pinkie Pie... subtle, said as she somehow stopped dead in her tracks. "It's much too dark to plan a party now unless you wanna do an all nighter, but I don't think anypony wants to do that now so tomorrow night I'm gonna throw you a super duper ginormous pienormous godzillanormous looper juper WELCOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY!!!!" she shouted as even more confetti suddenly exploded out from behind her, more of which got into Rarity's mane. You were about to speak in protest but again, she didn't let you. "Actually I guess it should be a WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA PARTY but a party is a party, and invite EVERY PONY IN PONYVILLE! AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS!!!" she said as she jumped up and threw her hooves around your head, somehow hovering in mid air. "Uhh..." is all you can say. "GASP!!!" she suddenly gasps right in your face. You can feel her breath, it smells exactly like sugar. "If I'm gonna throw you a welcome to Equestria party I better start planning. This party has to be big, bigger than usual." Somehow, as she was saying all of this, she never fell from where she was somehow floating in mid air. You can swear you felt your brain hurt itself trying to comprehend how many laws of physics she is breaking right now. Which is strange since your brain has no pain receptors. "I'll see you tomorrow!!!" Pinkie suddenly said to you as she suddenly turned around from where she was and dashed out of the forest with a speed that would make sonic the hedgehog jealous, a pink trail left in her wake. It was several moments before you spoke again. "She's gonna throw me that party whether I want her to or not, isn't she?" you ask. "Yeah, unfortunately," said Applejack as she was busy shaking all the confetti out of her hat. You're not entirely sure whether you being in the same room as every pony in Equestria is a good idea or not right now, but you'll decide that later. You're too tired right now. Then again, the heat spell has worn off so it shouldn't really be a problem. "I guess we'd better get going then," Lyra said as she cleared out Bon Bon of confetti. "Yeah," you say. You all take another quick moment to clear away the confetti on all of you before you start walking out of the forest. You kind of have to admit, you're getting pretty damn tired of this place. As fun as the cave was, you need to get out of here. Also, you are so going to walk the dinosaur when you get back to Lyra's house in victory. As you all walk out, you notice Lyra walk over to Fluttershy. "Um, hey Fluttershy," she says to her. "Umm.... yes Lyra," Fluttershy responds. "Um, well, I was hoping that you could get us some more.... ******" she whispered the last part into Fluttershy's ear, so you really couldn't hear what she said. "Oh..." Fluttershy said. "But... what about the bag I sold you last week?" "Funny story," Lyra said, blushing a little. "We kind of... smoked it all in the cave." "Oh..." Fluttershy said. "Well, I suppose I could get you more, but do you... have the bits for it?" "Of course," Lyra replied, her blush gone. "I'll stop by tomorrow morning." "Okay..." Fluttershy replied as she kept walking. You're not entirely sure what was going on, but you're pretty sure you know where Lyra get's her drugs now. You swear, Fluttershy is getting creepier and creepier (and yet somehow more adorable) by the minute. You decide not to ask any questions though. Probably for the best. Still, you were wondering how she could possibly afford to buy food for all the animals she keeps at her house. Another thought dawns on you as you're walking out. You turn your attention over to Rarity, whose walking right next to you. "Hey, um... Rarity," you say to her. "Yes," she says to you almost eagerly as she turns her head towards you. "By any chance, do you still have that suit you made for me?" You watch as a light bulb suddenly goes off in Rarity's head. "Of course!" she says. "Of course I still have your suit. I'll give it to you tomorrow Mr...." Now you watch as Rarity's thoughts seem to have hit a brick wall. "I'm terribly sorry," she says blushing. "But I seem to have forgotten your name." "Come to think of it," Applejack says. "What is your name anyhow? I don't think yah ever told me." "Yeah!" Pinkie Pie suddenly said as she came out from behind Applejack. "If I don't know your name then what am I gonna put on the welcome banner for your party? Though I suppose I could just say 'Welcome to Equestria Human,' that wouldn't work cause that's like saying 'Welcome to Equestria Pony,' and nopony likes that. So what is your name?" "Umm... I have to admit," Fluttershy says as she walks out in front of you. "I'm a little curious too." At that, you look around at all the curious pony faces looking up at you, even Applejack looks more than a little curious. Lyra and Bon Bon know your name, but that's about it, you haven't told your name to anyone else here. Though, right now you suppose it couldn't hurt. Not like anyone can use it against you here. Plus, you stand out as a human anyway. "It's Jason," you say to them. "Jason Morgan." Sorry, but there is no "What do you do?" section for this chapter. Read ahead to discover where to go from here and post your comments in chapter 52 please.