//------------------------------// // Snowflame Goes to Canterlot Castle(11) // Story: Snowflame's Cocaine and/or Coffee Fueled Misadventures in Equestria (Comment Driven Story) // by KenSES64 //------------------------------// Snowflame must find out who hired Obito to kill him. He starts asking random ponies on the street if they hired someone to kill him. After awhile of doing this, he goes to see the Princesses, maybe they know who did it, or maybe they were the ones who put out the hit. It doesn't matter, to the Castle! 1.) Snowflame, making it to the Castle in Canterlot, asks to have a meeting with the princess. 2.) When told she is in an important meeting, Snowflame asks when the next available time to meet her will be. So Snowflame makes his way to the castle, he does ask random ponies he passes if they put the hit on him, but the answers he got were, "No.", "What are you talking about?" and a few "Who the hey are you?!", so no progress whatsoever. Snowflame reaches the castle gate and sees two identical looking grey unicorn guards. Snowflame goes to them and says, "Excuse me, Snowflame wants to see Princess Celestia, is she busy?" They look at the human and one of them says, "She's in a meeting right now." "How long will that take?" "Not sure. Come back after lunchtime." Snowflame sighs and says "Fine." before walking off. 3.) After being told it would be after lunch time, Snowflame goes to kill some time. He eventually runs into our favorite Wub-slinging Mare, Vinyl Scratch! After proper introductions, said mare wonders if he would be interested in seeing her next gig. Said gig would be later than when he would meet the Princess, but agrees thinking the meeting won't take long. Snowflame walks around Canterlot, just trying to kill time. While trying to find something to pass the time he sees a white unicorn mare with a dark and light blue mane, and a music note cutie mark. Snowflame knew who she was and walked up to her. "Hello Miss Scratch." Vinyl looks at Snowflame and took off her purple sunglasses to get a better look at him, "Um... Hi?" "My name's Snowflame, I'm a fan of your." Vinyl smiled and said, "It's always good to meet a fan, even if they are... um... what are you even?" "Snowflame is a human." Vinyl looks surprised and said, "Really? I though humans were a myth." "In this world, yes. Snowflame's from another universe, was brought here to Equestria twice by a spell." "Really? Huh." "Yeah, Snowflame's been living in Equestria since then. Snowflame misses meat, but Snowflame can live without it." "Well this has been a nice chat, but I need to get ready for my next gig, you wanna come?" "What time is it at?" "1:00 at Neon Light's." "Snowflame has to talk to Princess Celestia around that time ,but Snowflame will try to be there." "Okay sounds good man." Vinyl said before trotting off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Some time later... Snowflame went back to the castle and sees the same two guards from before. "Can Snowflame see the princess now?" He asked them. They nodded and let him inside, one of then showed him the way to the throne room, were Celestia was sitting. The sun goddess see him and smiles warmly, "Oh, hello Snowflame. What brings you here?" What does Snowflame say? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In Ponyville... At the dinner date, "Time Turner" feels compelled to Not Blink after seeing a grey crying pegasus statue, but he doesn't know why. 8.) At the resturant, Derpy and Time Turner are trying to jog his memory. While eating some Mashed Potatoes with extra butter, the male of the duo asks how long they have been going out. When about to answer, Dinky comes bursting in, asking about a school function she wants permission to attend. Time Turner, seeing the foal, looks to his 'Marefriend', asking if she really is a mother. 9.) Confirming it with a heart-warming hug for Dinky, time Turner then asks if he is her father. Before Derpy could deny it, Dinky says she always thought of him as her papa, even if he's kinda weird. Turner, hearing this, hugs the foal and declares he'll be the best father for her a stallion could be. Derpy, enamored yet worried, wonders just how things will go should the Doctor regain his memories. "Time Turner" while eating some mashed potatoes with extra butter, couldn't help but stare at a nearby statue of what looked like a crying pegasus. He didn't know why, but something was telling him not to blink. He then decides to stop because it's a statue, what's it going to do? "So, Ditzy how long have we been..." He began to say before being interrupted by a greyish-purple unicorn filly with a blond mane and yellow eyes. "Hey Mom." The filly said to Ditzy, "I have a field trip thingy you need to sigh." she then put a sheet of paper on the table. "Well, I don't have anything to write with right now, I'll sigh it later, okay Dinky?" Ditzy said. "Time Turner" looked at this surprised, "You're a mother?" "Yup, this little cutie is my pride and joy." Ditzy said, hugging Dinky. "Am I her father?" He asked to Ditzy's surprise, who was about to tell him 'no' when Dinky spoke before her. "Well, you not my real dad, but I've always seen you as my dad, even if you are a little weird." "Time Turner" reached over and grabbed the filly, hugging her, "Well, then I promise to be the best father I can be." "Really?" Dinky asked. "Time Turner" nodded. Ditzy was now having a slight freak out in her head, 'Oh, I know I need to help The Doctor get his memories back, but at the same time this is what I've wanted for a long time.' "Wait." Dinky says, "If you're going to be my dad, would that mean you'd have to marry my mom?" Ditzy's eye straightened and srunk, "M-M-M-Marry?", she muttered before fainting. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Dinky Doo Stats Strenght: 3 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 5 Cuteness: 8 Lovableness: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the Funny Farm, they stop singing it's a small world, and move onto Row Row Row Your Boat. They also bring out board games like Monopoly and Connect Four, which makes Blueblood Flip out because of their Square nature. At the mental resort, Prince Blueblood was rubbing his temples, trying to get that song out of his head. "Okay." Drum Circle said to get everypony's attention, "How about be play a game. Who wants to play Monopoly?" "What?!" Blueblood shouts, "But the board is square! The squares can't be trusted." "Squares Smares" The Disco Dance Pony says, "It's hexagons you have to watch out for." "Why is that?" Blueblood asked. "Because hexagons." "Okaaay, I guess I'll play, but I still don't trust the square board. I call the dog." "I'm always the dog!" "Fine, I'll be the cart." "I'm always the cart!" "Okay fine, I'll be the screaming moron." "I'm always the screaming moron!" Blueblood smirked, 'That was too easy.' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner... At Sugar Cube Corner, Obito has to deal with a demanding Diamond Tiara. He also sees Iron Will and Trixie sharing a milkshake in the corner (Throwback to your old story ) Obito was still training when a pink filly with a purple and white mane, wearing a tiara, with a tiara for a cutie mark walked in. "I want a strawberry milkshake and make it snappy." The filly demanded. "One moment please." Obito said, still cleaning a table. "What was that? You want me to wait? Do you know who you're talking to?" "A brat that needs a good smack?" Obito mumbled to himself. "What was that?!" The filly yelled. "Nothing." Obito said, forcing a smile "I'm sure it was." The filly said, when Pinkie came out of nowhere with a pink milkshake. "Here you go Diamond Tiara." Pinkie said. "It's about time." the filly said, giving Pinkie two bits, "This stallion was rude to me, not getting it right away." "I'm sorry, I was being rude?" Obito asked, getting a little mad at the filly. "Don't blame him, he's still a trainee." Pinkie said. The filly rolled her eyes and said, "Whatever." Before walking out with her drink. Pinkie then hooved over a chocolate milkshake with two straws to Obito, "Order at table three." she said pointing at said table where a blue unicorn mane with a silver mane and a blue minotuar with a black mohawk were sitting together. Pinkie looked at the milkshake and then to the table, putting two and two and two together, and her mouth dropped. She grabbed to milkshake from Obito and rushed over to the table. "Trixie?!" Pinkie exclaimed. "What are you doing back in Ponyville and with Iron Will?" The blue mare looked at Pinkie and asked, "Does Trixie know you?" "Well one time you were here you kinda deleted my mouth." "Oh, it you. Sorry about that, The Great and Powerful Trixie wasn't in the right mind." "It's okay." "And to answer your question, well Iron and I are here because we needed a place to settle down." Trixie moved her mane a bit to show a golden ring around her horn. "Wait, you two are getting married?" Pinkie asked in surprise. "How'd you even meet?" "Well we met here in Ponyville, we had a scheduling problem, after Iron here was knocked out by some ape creature and I ran away in fear, we met up again if Hoofington about a week later. We talked a bit, one thing lead to another, and he asked me out." "And then after awhile of us dating Iron Will asked this beautiful mare to be his wife." Iron Will added. Trixie blushed and cuddled up to the minotuar. "Well I wish you two the best of luck." Pinkie said, before hopping off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And now, a moment with Lyra and Bon Bon (use this as you will) And Now A Random Moment With Lyra and Bon Bon "Hey Bon Bon." Lyra said. "Yes." "I feel like singing." "Umm... Okay." Some music starts(Light Blue=Lyra, Pink=Bon Bon You know a lot of ponies come up us and say, "Hey Lyra and Bon Bon, you two are mares and you live together. Are you gay?" I have to laugh. Why? We are. A newborn deer runs through a field A rainbow shines from heaven A child's smile lights up the room As Bon Bon eats out a chick A star shoots in from outer space A puppy licks its mother A ray of sunshine through the trees As Bon Bon licks a clam There would be no sadness If we were super gay Just unicorns and magic If we were super gay We would all be flying On a tasteful pink duvet But mostly Bon Bon Mostly Bon Bon's gay Here's a list of things that Bon Bon likes to lick Vag, vag, vag, vag, vag ,vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, TEATS! Vag, vag, vag, vag, vag ,vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, Teats! One! Two! Teats! Your vag, my vag, your vag, my vag, your vag, my vag, your vag, my vag. Your vag,your vag, your vag, your vag, teats! My teats and vag! Vag, vag, vag, vag ,vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag, vag. Lyra stops singing once she notices Bon Bon glaring daggers at her. "I'm sleeping on the sofa aren't I?" Lyra asked. "Yup." Bon Bon responds. This Has Been A Random Moment With Lyra and Bon Bon